Let me start by saying this: nothing says “America” like businesses salivating over policies before they’re even written. You’ve got CEOs clicking their heels like Dorothy in Oz because they think the wizard—sorry, Trump—is going to hand them a bag of golden bricks. If there’s a red carpet to greed,
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Folks, we’re about to dive into a subject so utterly twisted and infuriating that I’ve already popped three Advils and yelled at my toaster just to warm up. Tennessee—home of country music, hot chicken, and apparently a legal system that’s been marinating in the wrong barbecue sauce—has decided to stick
There are moments in history that make you wonder if the collective intelligence of humanity has gone out for a smoke and never come back. One such moment recently came from a spectacle so absurd it could be mistaken for satire. I’m talking about the dramatic, totally sincere apology issued
Is it just me, or are we all stuck in some cosmic Groundhog Day where the alarm keeps ringing but nobody hits the snooze button? Here we are, once again, Donald Trump regaining access to the U.S. military—because apparently, 2020 was just the appetizer, and now we’re being served the
You know, there’s a special kind of irony when the folks shouting about “protecting life” seem perfectly okay with letting women risk theirs. It’s like calling yourself a lifeguard but refusing to get wet. Makes about as much sense as a chocolate teapot. Abortion bans are popping up like unwanted
Oh, here we go again. Democratic senators are practically begging President Biden to slap some limits on Trump’s ability to misuse the U.S. military. Not for anything normal, mind you, like defense or national security—no, no. We’re talking about putting guardrails in place so that Trump doesn’t decide to play
Well, isn’t this just the cherry on top of the political sundae? President Joe Biden, after swearing up and down that he’d let the justice system do its thing, decides to whip out his presidential eraser and wipe his son’s slate clean. Hunter Biden, the prodigal son with a knack
Well, isn’t this just the cherry on top of the absurdity sundae we’ve been served lately? Donald Trump wants to make Kash Patel the FBI Director. Yes, you heard that right. Because when you think of someone to lead the nation’s premier law enforcement agency, the first name that comes
Isn’t it just fantastic when history decides to play the same old broken record? The Republicans are once again eyeing tax breaks, border funds, and cuts to clean energy. And as if that wasn’t enough, once a certain someone makes the grand return, who knows what else he has up
Well, isn’t this just the pinnacle of irony? Dreamers—yes, that’s what we call them—are living a nightmare while the rest of us are sleepwalking through reality. We’ve got a group of young people who did nothing more than arrive on our doorstep as kids, and now we’re debating whether to