You know, sometimes I wonder if we’re all just extras in a reality show called “Let’s See How Confusing Politics Can Get!” Now we’ve got Democratic Senators pushing for increased border security. Yes, you heard that right. It’s like watching a cat suddenly decide it wants to take swimming lessons.
You know, sometimes I think we’ve all stumbled into an alternate universe where up is down, right is left, and billionaires are the underdogs. Billionaires—those poor souls juggling yachts like they’re bowling pins—have decided that democracy is just too much democracy for their liking. It’s like watching a pyromaniac complain
You know, sometimes I wonder if we’re all living in some elaborate prank show where the punchline is perpetually delayed. Just when you think politics couldn’t get any more surreal, along comes someone who says, “Hold my beer and watch this!” Enter Marjorie Taylor Greene, a walking headline factory who
You know, I’ve seen a lot of wild things in my time—meteors, politicians trying to dance, even a cat that could play the piano. But nothing, and I mean nothing, prepares you for the circus that is American politics today. It’s like we’ve all bought tickets to the greatest show
Well, isn’t this just the cherry on top of the political sundae: LGBTQ Americans are now a voting force to be reckoned with. Who could’ve possibly predicted that treating people like second-class citizens might motivate them to, oh I don’t know, vote you out of office? But no, some politicians
You know, I thought Thanksgiving was about gratitude, family, and maybe arguing over who overcooked the turkey. But apparently, JD Vance thinks it’s the perfect time to pen a love letter to Donald Trump. Because nothing says “I’m thankful” like a side of political pandering with your mashed potatoes. I
You know, I thought I’d seen it all. But then, Joe Rogan and Joy Behar decide to have a spat over dragons. Yes, dragons. Not politics, not economics, but mythical, fire-breathing creatures. It’s as if reality took a vacation and left us with the understudies. Let’s set the stage. Joy
Well, isn’t this just a heartwarming moment wrapped in a paradox. Joe Biden is thankful for a peaceful transition? A peaceful transition? In what universe did that happen? Because the last time I checked, the transfer of power was about as peaceful as a cat in a bathtub. I mean,
Well, isn’t this just the cherry on top of the world’s most confusing sundae. Vladimir Putin, yes that Putin, is offering a “blunt warning” to Donald Trump: “Not safe.” Not safe? That’s rich coming from a guy who rides shirtless on horseback and has a penchant for annexing his neighbors
Ah, Thanksgiving at Mar-a-Lago—a spectacle that makes the Macy’s parade look like a Quaker meeting. This year, the event reached new heights of absurdity with President-elect Donald Trump and his latest bromance buddy, Elon Musk, turning the soirée into a surreal variety show. The Entrance: Elon Musk, the man who