Category: Today’s News

In the grand theater of American politics, where logic takes a back seat to spectacle, President-elect Donald Trump has gifted us yet another head-scratcher. His nominee for Director of National Intelligence is none other than Tulsi Gabbard. You know, Tulsi. The former Democratic Congresswoman from Hawaii who served in the

The Supreme Court—our nation’s highest-ranking collection of legal minds and powdered wigs without the wigs—is back in the business of telling people how to live their lives. This time, it’s gender-affirming care for trans kids. Because, apparently, in the year 2024, adults need to convene in marble halls and deliberate

So, the Democrats pulled it off—they flipped the last House seat, probably with the kind of effort that makes a NASA moon landing look like a middle school science fair. And now, they’ve got control. Control! A word that, in American politics, means about as much as the little “Close

Let’s talk about Pete Hegseth, shall we? The man is like a firecracker in a room full of toddlers—unpredictable, loud, and guaranteed to cause some kind of damage. The latest revelation? His colleagues are worried about his drinking. Worried. That’s a hell of a word, isn’t it? Like when your

Imagine a man who has spent decades perfecting the art of the political shakedown. Picture him standing on the Senate floor, shaking his head in mock disappointment like your least favorite gym teacher. Mitch McConnell—the human embodiment of a shrug and a smirk—is now accusing Democrats of playing political games.

The latest pearl of wisdom from the political seas comes courtesy of Mitch McConnell, the Senate Minority Leader with the charisma of a soggy saltine. McConnell recently criticized a federal judge for retiring at the ripe old age of 95. Ninety-five! Let me put this in perspective for you: this

Well, well, well, America, here we are standing in a puddle of our own hypocrisy, scratching our heads, and pretending we don’t smell it. Let’s talk about the Department of Labor’s latest move to phase out the subminimum wage for disabled workers. Yes, you heard that right. It took us

Well, look who just got re-elected—again. Senate Democrats have decided that Chuck Schumer is the gift that keeps on giving. Because nothing says “fresh and innovative leadership“ like hitting the replay button on the same old track. I mean, why rock the boat with new ideas when you can just

Let me get this straight. Joe Manchin, our favorite political weather vane, thinks President Biden should pardon Donald Trump. Because nothing says “justice” like giving a free pass to the guy who tried to bulldoze democracy with a golf cart. I mean, why stop there? Maybe we should pardon everyone. Let’s

Let me start by saying this: nothing says “America” like businesses salivating over policies before they’re even written. You’ve got CEOs clicking their heels like Dorothy in Oz because they think the wizard—sorry, Trump—is going to hand them a bag of golden bricks. If there’s a red carpet to greed,