UFC Could Win An FBI Contract Without Facing An Opponent
The reported training proposal offers a fight promoter an unusually accommodating opening round. Competition could appear on a later card.
Political Satire With A Kick!
The Big Picture
A Wider View On A Weirder World
Washington’s Circus
The Refugee Limit Has A Favorite
A restrictive admissions policy discovers an adjustment for its preferred applicants.
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Democrats Lead In The Election That Accepts Wire Transfers
A parody donor celebration discovers a renewable resource: money raised because of the money already raised.
Anthropic Offers To Install The Government’s Emergency Brake
The proposed brake comes with a forecasting assignment: show that the future meets the reported conditions for stopping the model.
Alberta’s Premier Opens An Exit She Hopes Nobody Will Use
Danielle Smith and Mark Carney make the case for staying together, beside the political exit she put on the ballot.
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Trump’s Preservation Plan Preserves The Building, Minus Its Character
DOJ Promotes ‘Likely’ To Supervising Election Official
AI’s Cutting Edge Comes With A Previously Owned Power Plant
The Usual Suspects
Distinct voices. Strong opinions. A shared inability to leave well enough alone.
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The Rap Sheet
The Catch
What the announcement leaves out.
Your Democratic Majority May Not Be In Your Medicare For All Network
China’s Tech Export Rules Are In Beta. Your Registration Is Due.
Brazil’s Court Repair Service Also Sells Replacement Judges
Who Gets The Bill?
Follow the promise. Find the person paying for it.
The President Wants Cheaper Drugs. His Portfolio Would Like A Second Opinion.
The Free Market Has Reached The Terms And Conditions
The AI Boom’s Unlimited Future Has A Credit Limit
Department Of Convenient Explanations
Official excuses, translated out of official language.
MAGA’s Election Security Hotline Has Added Martial Law
The FBI Loyalty Test Apparently Includes Doing Your Assigned Job
FIFA Apologizes For The Secret Plan, Keeps The Secret Part