Source: DeSantis to deploy Florida National Guard and State Guard to U.S.-Mexico border The Details Oh, welcome to the freak show where the sunny state of Florida just became the newest member of the Border Patrol fan club. I mean, who would’ve thought that sunny beaches and Mickey Mouse….
Source: Jim Jordan Wants One Sentence Added to Border Bill The Details Let’s roll up our sleeves and dive headfirst into the sea of manicured political rhetoric, shall we? Jim Jordan, a name that echoes with the subtlety of a jackhammer at dawn, has a plan that’s as simple….
Source: Lauren Boebert Calls for Alligators To Be Deployed at Southern Border The Details Imagine a world where the wildest, most absurd ideas get airtime during serious political discussions. Welcome to the land of boundless absurdities, where alligators stand (or should I say swim) guard at national frontiers. Yes,….
Source: Jimmy Kimmel Exposes Idiotic Taylor Swift Super Bowl Conspiracies The Details Imagine, if you will, a world where the biggest headline isn’t a global health crisis or climate change, but Taylor Swift’s nonexistent machinations to hijack the Super Bowl for… what exactly? The grand puppet master reveal? In….
Source: “Stick to singing”: MAGA backlash against Taylor Swift gets ugly The Details So here’s the scoop, folks. Those MAGA hats are turning redder than a beet juiced on rage against America’s sweetheart, Miss Taylor Swift. Why? Because Taylor had the audacity to, wait for it… express her political….
Source: Ex-Trump adviser Peter Navarro sentenced to 4 months for contempt of Congress The Details It’s that time again when the stage of American politics turns into the kind of drama that would have made Shakespeare ditch the quill for a tub of popcorn. Oh, the sweet, crunchy sound….
Source: Proud Boy Who Called Judge a ‘Clown’ Gets 6-Year Capitol Riot Sentence The Details In a twist that’s as shocking as finding out that water is wet, a Proud Boy, who must have been so proud to call a judge a ‘clown’, finds himself sentenced to a 6-year….
Source: Lauren Boebert to argue her case in Republican primary debate The Details Well, gather ’round, folks, because it’s that time again – the carnival of political theatrics is back in town! And who’s on the high-wire without a net this time? None other than everyone’s favorite rhetorical gunslinger,….
Source: Trump racks up endorsements from Republicans in Congress as any resistance that once existed fades The Details In a twist of fate so unimaginable it could only happen in the upside-down carnival that is American politics, one Donald J. Trump has seemingly pulled off the equivalent of convincing….
Source: Florida Eliminates Sociology as a Core Course at Its Universities The Details Defying the very laws of logic and surely causing Aristotle to spin in his grave, Florida has decided that sociology, just like that one sock from the dryer, needs to vanish from the core curriculum at….
