Every day in America feels like a new season of a reality show that nobody asked for. This week’s episode? Trump versus the Billionaire Boys Club. That’s right, we’ve got Bezos, Zuckerberg, Musk, and the rest of the Silicon Valley Avengers in one corner and Trump’s regulatory circus in the
The latest news on Trump-era deportation policies makes me wonder if we’re all stuck in some alternate universe where logic has been traded for Monopoly money and outrage is the national pastime. Seriously, what’s the plan here? Round up everyone who didn’t handwrite the Constitution in cursive? Deportation as a
The House Republicans and their narrow majority—a spectacle more precarious than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest. With a slim 220-215 seat advantage, they’re clinging to power like a cat on a greased pole. And just when you think it couldn’t get more tenuous, members start dropping like flies
Not sure if you heard, but late yesterday France collapsed. Let me explain. France, a country that gave the world wine and cheese has an inability to keep its government standing for longer than a teenager’s TikTok attention span. It’s not just falling apart. Oh no, it’s doing it with
Well, it’s official. We’ve reached the point in society where a group calling themselves The Satanic Temple is offering after-school programs to elementary school kids. This is not a joke. We’re not talking about a shady email scam or a plotline from a rejected Netflix series. Nope. This is real
Let’s dive into the latest episode of Congressional Dysfunction, starring Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who is reportedly considering a bid for the powerful House Oversight Committee. Now, before you roll your eyes and clutch your pearls—because God forbid anyone under 40 have ambitions—let’s unpack what this means. Or, better yet, let’s unravel
In the grand theater of American politics, where logic takes a back seat to spectacle, President-elect Donald Trump has gifted us yet another head-scratcher. His nominee for Director of National Intelligence is none other than Tulsi Gabbard. You know, Tulsi. The former Democratic Congresswoman from Hawaii who served in the
The Supreme Court—our nation’s highest-ranking collection of legal minds and powdered wigs without the wigs—is back in the business of telling people how to live their lives. This time, it’s gender-affirming care for trans kids. Because, apparently, in the year 2024, adults need to convene in marble halls and deliberate
So, the Democrats pulled it off—they flipped the last House seat, probably with the kind of effort that makes a NASA moon landing look like a middle school science fair. And now, they’ve got control. Control! A word that, in American politics, means about as much as the little “Close
Let me tell you something. This Tucker Carlson-Trump duo might be the greatest circus act since Barnum realized people would pay good money to see a guy stick his head in a lion’s mouth. But instead of a lion, it’s democracy, and instead of sticking their heads in, they’re gleefully