Well, folks, it seems like the employees at Daimler Truck in North Carolina have decided they’re bored of good old craftsmanship and are opting for a new hobby—striking! That’s right, powered by the United Auto Workers (UAW), these folks are ready to drop their tools faster than you can say
Nearly twelve months after Florida passed what some might call ‘legislative creativity’ and others, living in reality, might call ‘economic self-sabotage,’ the local businesses have stopped just short of hiring skywriters to spell out their woes. According to sources with a functioning brain, the state’s restrictive immigration law has plucked
Well, gather around folks, as we dive into the deep end of campus hysteria! The latest scoop, served hot and crispy by The Nation, describes a delightful trend where campuses across the land have started treating protests like unwelcome in-laws showing up at Thanksgiving. From solidarity for Gaza to rallies
Let’s talk about our friends, the Republicans, who recently seem to be sweating more profusely than a polar bear in a sauna. The grand ol’ party has somehow managed to corner themselves into a dark alley of public opinion on abortion. No small feat for a group that’s more coordinated
Remember that time when zombies just stayed neatly tucked away in horror films and Halloween specials? Well, forget that world because it’s gone. Yes, Nikki Haley’s presidential campaign is here, waving at us like one of those inflatable air dancers outside a car wash, except less exciting and more, well,
Here we are again, folks. Another day, another corruption scandal. This time, we’re taking a whirlwind tour of Ukraine, where the court has decided that their agriculture minister Mr. Mykola Solskyi shouldn’t just plant seeds and harvest crops, but maybe spend some quality time behind bars. Apparently, Solskyi’s been a
Oh, what a time to be alive! Just when you thought the global stage couldn’t get more like a reality TV show, here comes a plot twist—Russia, the land of vodka and mystery, apparently might be hiding something after blocking a ban on nuclear weapons in space. Because nothing says
Can you believe it? The Biden administration, with Pete Buttigieg at the helm of the Department of Transportation, has apparently come up with new airline rules aimed at protecting travelers. Given the historical circus of airline travel with its delayed flights, vanishing luggage, and the ever-mysterious pricing of tickets, these
Steve Bannon, the exiled prince of political flamboyance, is back, and he’s landed a profound philosophical punch on the tired jaw of the 2024 election debate. Calling for a “gut check” among Trump supporters, Bannon plays the role of an alarm clock trying to wake up America from its slumber—or
In a world where consistency is about as reliable as a chocolate teapot, the Supreme Court finds itself in a quagmire over whether to allow emergency abortions. The case, ripe with legal nuances and ethical dilemmas, could potentially turn the dial on women’s health rights. As justices spar over precedents