Is it just me, or are we all stuck in some cosmic Groundhog Day where the alarm keeps ringing but nobody hits the snooze button? Here we are, once again, Donald Trump regaining access to the U.S. military—because apparently, 2020 was just the appetizer, and now we’re being served the
You know, there’s a special kind of irony when the folks shouting about “protecting life” seem perfectly okay with letting women risk theirs. It’s like calling yourself a lifeguard but refusing to get wet. Makes about as much sense as a chocolate teapot. Abortion bans are popping up like unwanted
Oh, here we go again. Democratic senators are practically begging President Biden to slap some limits on Trump’s ability to misuse the U.S. military. Not for anything normal, mind you, like defense or national security—no, no. We’re talking about putting guardrails in place so that Trump doesn’t decide to play
Well, isn’t this just the cherry on top of the political sundae? President Joe Biden, after swearing up and down that he’d let the justice system do its thing, decides to whip out his presidential eraser and wipe his son’s slate clean. Hunter Biden, the prodigal son with a knack
Well, isn’t this just the cherry on top of the absurdity sundae we’ve been served lately? Donald Trump wants to make Kash Patel the FBI Director. Yes, you heard that right. Because when you think of someone to lead the nation’s premier law enforcement agency, the first name that comes
Isn’t it just fantastic when history decides to play the same old broken record? The Republicans are once again eyeing tax breaks, border funds, and cuts to clean energy. And as if that wasn’t enough, once a certain someone makes the grand return, who knows what else he has up
Well, isn’t this just the pinnacle of irony? Dreamers—yes, that’s what we call them—are living a nightmare while the rest of us are sleepwalking through reality. We’ve got a group of young people who did nothing more than arrive on our doorstep as kids, and now we’re debating whether to
Well, isn’t this just a stroke of brilliance? We’re back to playing the tariff game! Because nothing screams “stable economy” like threatening to slap 100% tariffs on two of the world’s biggest superpowers—Russia and China. It’s like deciding to poke a bear and a dragon at the same time and
Well, isn’t this just fantastic? We’re living in an age where social media platforms are multiplying faster than rabbits on espresso. Bluesky, X, Y, Z—who can keep track anymore? It’s like the tech world decided that the alphabet soup wasn’t confusing enough, so they tossed it into a blender and
Well, isn’t this just the pinnacle of genius? Let’s get rid of the Education Department! Because who needs organized education when we can have chaos and confusion? It’s like deciding the best way to fix a leaky faucet is to flood the entire house. You know, I’ve always thought that