Well, isn’t this just the cherry on top of the world’s most confusing sundae? We’re back at it again with the tariffs! Because nothing says “sound economic strategy” like tossing new taxes on goods and then acting surprised when prices skyrocket. So, here’s the grand plan: Slap tariffs on the
Well, isn’t this just spectacular? Here we are, standing knee-deep in the political swamp, watching the same old play with the same old actors who couldn’t find a new script if it smacked them in the face. It’s like we’re stuck in a time loop where the punchline is always
You know, sometimes I wake up and think we’ve collectively lost our minds. Then I read about tariffs and realize, no, it’s just our leadership taking us on a roller coaster without a seatbelt. Tariffs! The economic equivalent of throwing a temper tantrum and then wondering why your toys are
Well, isn’t this just the cherry on top of the sundae we call modern journalism? Pete Hegseth, a man whose name sounds like an anagram for “steep headaches,” is back in the headlines. This time, it’s not for his riveting commentary on the virtues of not washing his hands—because who
You know, I thought politics couldn’t get any more like a soap opera until I heard we’re already speculating about the 2028 Democratic presidential contenders. That’s right, folks—we haven’t even digested the leftovers from the last election, and we’re already ordering dessert for a meal that’s four years away. It’s
You know, sometimes I wonder if we’re all just extras in a reality show called “Let’s See How Confusing Politics Can Get!” Now we’ve got Democratic Senators pushing for increased border security. Yes, you heard that right. It’s like watching a cat suddenly decide it wants to take swimming lessons.
You know, sometimes I think we’ve all stumbled into an alternate universe where up is down, right is left, and billionaires are the underdogs. Billionaires—those poor souls juggling yachts like they’re bowling pins—have decided that democracy is just too much democracy for their liking. It’s like watching a pyromaniac complain
You know, sometimes I wonder if we’re all living in some elaborate prank show where the punchline is perpetually delayed. Just when you think politics couldn’t get any more surreal, along comes someone who says, “Hold my beer and watch this!” Enter Marjorie Taylor Greene, a walking headline factory who
You know, I’ve seen a lot of wild things in my time—meteors, politicians trying to dance, even a cat that could play the piano. But nothing, and I mean nothing, prepares you for the circus that is American politics today. It’s like we’ve all bought tickets to the greatest show
Well, isn’t this just the cherry on top of the political sundae: LGBTQ Americans are now a voting force to be reckoned with. Who could’ve possibly predicted that treating people like second-class citizens might motivate them to, oh I don’t know, vote you out of office? But no, some politicians