Let me tell you something about the current state of politics—it’s like a circus where the clowns are running the show, except instead of juggling, they’re throwing flaming chainsaws and hoping for applause. The latest act? Steve Bannon. Yes, the human embodiment of a grizzled cigar but somehow angrier. He’s
You know, I thought I’d seen it all. I really did. But then a former president decides to argue that his own actions to overturn an election are protected by his day job. Let that sink in for a moment. It’s like a plumber flooding your house and then saying,
Let’s talk about fighter jets. Specifically, the F-35—the Lamborghini of military aircraft, if Lamborghinis were known for frequent breakdowns, exploding price tags, and needing an entire team of engineers to fix the radio. The F-35 is billed as the crown jewel of aerial combat, but according to Elon Musk, it’s
Here we go again. Tariffs are back, baby. Not the timid, measly tariffs from before. No, this time, it’s a universal tariff extravaganza! Twenty percent on every import and a whopping sixty percent on imports from China. Because nothing screams “economic genius” like a universal fee for wanting a new
America has done it again. We’ve managed to turn democracy into the political equivalent of a drunk uncle swearing he landed the big fish. Sure, Trump won. Technically. But let’s not act like this was a tidal wave of adoration. His popular vote margin? Smaller than a discount airline seat.
Pete Hegseth, a man whose résumé screams “Fox News Anchor” louder than a megaphone at a MAGA rally, has found himself at the center of not one but multiple scandals. What do the Republicans do? Investigate? Reflect? Oh no, they go full Cirque du Soleil, twisting and turning to defend
There’s a certain type of genius that’s celebrated in America. It’s the kind of genius that doesn’t care about rules, regulations, or the fact that most of us have to follow laws like mere peasants. Enter Elon Musk, our modern-day P.T. Barnum, who’s turned Tesla into a high-tech carnival where
Let’s talk about Texas, where everything is bigger: the hats, the trucks, and apparently, the audacity. Yes, Texas has decided that even basic human biology needs to pass through their moral filter. Oh, you’re pregnant and something’s gone terribly wrong? Too bad! We’ve got principles! Principles so righteous that they
It’s 2024, and the curtain is up on the latest performance of political theater. The script? Donald Trump plans to fire career Department of Justice employees involved in prosecuting him. You’d think this is the plot twist from a dark political satire. But no, this is reality, and it comes
Transition? More Like Trans-Fiasco The Trump transition team. Just let that phrase roll around in your head for a second. Doesn’t it sound like a 90s boy band that could never quite figure out harmony? But no, it’s not a band. It’s the real-life train wreck we’re all stuck watching.