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Disruptors Assemble! Or, How to Pretend a Dumpster Fire is a Candlelit Dinner

November 28, 2024November 28, 2024

The Disruptor’s Playbook: Let’s See What Chaos Can Do America is the land of second chances, whether it’s for a bad haircut, a forgotten apology, or a president who makes hurricanes look organized. Enter stage right, the Trump administration: a sequel nobody asked for but some people inexplicably bought tickets

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Vaccines, 5G, and Toaster Ovens: The Strange World of RFK Jr.

November 28, 2024November 28, 2024

You know, just when I thought the political theater couldn’t get any more absurd, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. strolls onto the stage and turns the whole thing into a circus on acid. It’s like he found the script for reality, tore it up, and decided to improvise an entirely new

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How to Run a Country Without Background Checks: The Ultimate Trump Guide

November 28, 2024November 28, 2024

Here we go again. The former reality TV host turned twice-impeached ex-president is back, and this time his transition team is treating FBI security clearances like they’re optional Wi-Fi passwords at a cheap motel. I mean, why bother with background checks when you can just wing it? After all, who

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Natalie Harp: The Aide Who Puts the ‘Fan’ in Fanatic

November 28, 2024November 28, 2024

In the ever-entertaining circus of American politics, where the clowns are in charge and the elephants never forget to trample over common sense, we now have the curious case of Natalie Harp. This 33-year-old aide to President-elect Donald Trump has earned the nickname ‘the human printer.’ Why? Because she follows

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Elon and Don: A Bromance Nobody Asked For

November 28, 2024November 28, 2024

Is it just me, or has the world finally gone off the deep end? Elon Musk, the modern-day wizard of tech who sends cars into space and tweets like a caffeinated parrot, now claims he’s best friends with Donald Trump. Yes, that Donald Trump—the former president who communicates in ALL

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From Rollbacks to Woke Backs: Walmart’s Journey to Social Justice

November 28, 2024November 28, 2024

Is it just me, or has Walmart decided to become the new epicenter of social enlightenment? That’s right, the place where you can buy a 64-ounce jar of pickles and a lawn chair at 3 a.m. is now diving headfirst into the deep end of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion. Because

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Biden’s Secret War and Other Imaginary Headlines from the Rogan Files

November 28, 2024November 28, 2024

Let’s talk about Joe Rogan, because apparently, we’ve entered the Twilight Zone where podcasters are foreign policy experts and facts are as optional as napkins at a BBQ joint. Recently, Rogan claimed that President Joe Biden is attempting to start a war. Why? Because Biden’s old, wears aviators, and occasionally

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Trump’s New Unity Plan: Forgive and Forget My Fraud

November 28, 2024November 28, 2024

Well, folks, here we are again, wading through the swampy waters of American politics, where the alligators wear suits and the mosquitoes have law degrees. Our protagonist today? None other than President-elect Donald J. Trump, the man who puts the ‘art’ in ‘artifice.’ Fresh off his latest electoral escapade, Trump

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