The world, my friends, has spun off its axis. Just the other day, I stumbled upon a piece of news that sounded more like a rerun of a bad action movie than something you’d read on a serious news site. It reported that Ukraine managed to turn 42 Russian tanks….
Oh, joyous day! Let’s have a chat about China’s favorite shiny obsession—no, not the newest smartphone—it’s gold. That’s right, gold’s value is shooting through the proverbial roof, and guess who’s standing on the top rung of the ladder, with one hand on the ceiling? Yep, you guessed it: China. Now,….
Oh, the world just keeps giving us these priceless nuggets of absurdity, doesn’t it? In the latest episode of What on Earth Is Going On?, we’ve got Ukraine, Putin, and NATO playing a game that’s less like chess and more like Who’s Going to Blow Up The Planet First. So,….
Oh, here we are again, witnessing what feels like a slow motion replay of the worst movie you’ve ever seen, except this time, folks seem even less prepared. It’s almost adorable how some young voters view the threat of Donald Trump; kind of like how I find it cute when….
Well, well, well, if it isn’t another blistering chapter from our diplomatic comedy show! President Biden, in his latest escapade, has apparently thrown the cozy diplomatic comfort blanket right into the fire. He got caught red-handed calling not just China and Russia xenophobic—which let’s be honest, could almost be expected….
Hey, if you thought politics couldn’t get more theatrical, congratulations! You haven’t been paying attention. Last week, none other than Lauren Boebert, who evidently now moonlights as a cosplay enthusiast, decided to grace George Washington University with her presence. And oh, what a show it was. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!Imagine this:….
Black, blue, and out of breath—that’s the trending color scheme rolling out of our beloved badge bearers lately. Let’s unwrap this newest gift of grim gallows humor served cold on the streets, shall we? So Here’s the News Flash Kids A Black man, queue the unsurprised gasp, faced an eerily….
In the whirlwind world of politics where everyone’s trying their best to steer clear of saying what they actually mean, we’ve somehow stumbled upon a nickname for the Vice President of the United States that sounds more like a bad pet name than a term of endearment. We’re talking about….
Avid demonstrators with an eye for drama (and perhaps a misplaced supply of Halloween props) have recently given the NYU President’s residence a makeover that’s less HGTV and more Stephen King. Apparently, being subtle is so last season in the world of protests. Instead of the classic placard and chant….
Picture this: you’re chilling on your couch, thinking all is well in the world of global trade and then bam! Mexico decides it’s time to spice things up by slapping tariffs on steel and plastics. Because why make life easy when you can make it interesting? According to the folks….
