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You’d think that after all this time in the spotlight, enduring the scathing critiques of comedians, and the relentless scrutiny of the media, the former big cheese himself, Mr. Donald Trump, would have skin thicker than the vault door at Fort Knox. And yet, here we are, with an insight into the Trump Organization that’s as shocking as finding out that water is wet. In an uproar that’s got the subtlety of a bull in a china shop, it seems our ex-commander in grief is tossing the blame around like a hot potato that nobody wants to catch.
The Breakdown
- Trump’s Fury: Blame Hot Potato
- Picture this: the old Trumpster is in the kitchen, but instead of cooking up deals, he’s serving a steaming hot dish of blame. As reported, he’s miffed, seriously cheesed off, and looking for a scapegoat with the desperation of a man who’s just dropped his ice cream.
- Picture this: the old Trumpster is in the kitchen, but instead of cooking up deals, he’s serving a steaming hot dish of blame. As reported, he’s miffed, seriously cheesed off, and looking for a scapegoat with the desperation of a man who’s just dropped his ice cream.
- The Blame Game: A Team Sport
- In the Trumpian Olympics, passing the parcel of blame is a team sport, and everyone’s a reluctant athlete. It’s more than just a simple ‘you’re fired’ – it’s a ‘you never existed in the first place, and if you did, it’s your fault’.
- In the Trumpian Olympics, passing the parcel of blame is a team sport, and everyone’s a reluctant athlete. It’s more than just a simple ‘you’re fired’ – it’s a ‘you never existed in the first place, and if you did, it’s your fault’.
- Finger Pointing: Trump’s Cardio Workout
- Who needs the gym when you’ve got the Trump workout – that’s finger-pointing, not to be mistaken with finger painting, which frankly might be a more effective strategy at mending fences.
- Who needs the gym when you’ve got the Trump workout – that’s finger-pointing, not to be mistaken with finger painting, which frankly might be a more effective strategy at mending fences.
- The Circle of Trust: More like Bermuda Triangle
- Remember the good old circle of trust? Well, in Trump’s world, it’s more akin to the Bermuda Triangle – things disappear there, like loyalty, responsibility, and let’s face it, any sense of normalcy.
- Remember the good old circle of trust? Well, in Trump’s world, it’s more akin to the Bermuda Triangle – things disappear there, like loyalty, responsibility, and let’s face it, any sense of normalcy.
- Looking for a Backbone: Not Found in Trump Universe
- In a tale as old as his presidency, it seems that searching for a backbone in the Trump camp is like trying to find meaning in a Pauly Shore movie – confusing, a bit sad, and ultimately, fruitless.
The Counter
- The Art of the Deal, Blame Version
- Maybe we’ve got it all wrong; perhaps this is just Trump’s new ‘Art of the Deal’. You see, it’s about innovating the way we shift accountability. Why carry the load when you can have a yard sale of blame?
- Maybe we’ve got it all wrong; perhaps this is just Trump’s new ‘Art of the Deal’. You see, it’s about innovating the way we shift accountability. Why carry the load when you can have a yard sale of blame?
- Trump’s Steely Resolve: Misplaced as His Tax Returns
- They say he’s got a steely resolve, but it seems to have been misplaced right around the same place as his tax returns. What can we say, the man’s consistent with his inconsistencies.
- They say he’s got a steely resolve, but it seems to have been misplaced right around the same place as his tax returns. What can we say, the man’s consistent with his inconsistencies.
- Who Needs Enemies with Friends Like These?
- With support like Trump’s, who needs enemies? Certainly not him – his friends are lining up to wear the ‘Blame’ badge of honor like it’s the new It accessory.
- With support like Trump’s, who needs enemies? Certainly not him – his friends are lining up to wear the ‘Blame’ badge of honor like it’s the new It accessory.
- Trump’s Problem-Solving Skills: Blamestorming
- Trump’s problem-solving skills have taken on a new form – it’s not brainstorming; it’s blamestorming. What better way to clear up an organizational mess than a good old-fashioned finger-pointing fiesta?
- Trump’s problem-solving skills have taken on a new form – it’s not brainstorming; it’s blamestorming. What better way to clear up an organizational mess than a good old-fashioned finger-pointing fiesta?
- Seeking Scapegoats: A Presidential Pursuit
- The presidential pursuit for scapegoats is on, and let’s face it, it’s the most vigorous chase we’ve seen since his last golf cart escapade.
- The presidential pursuit for scapegoats is on, and let’s face it, it’s the most vigorous chase we’ve seen since his last golf cart escapade.
The Hot Take
In the kaleidoscope of chaos that is the Trump tale, we find ourselves facepalming more vigorously than a masseuse on overtime. The solution? Maybe it’s time to swap out the Oval Office for a reflective Oval Mirror.
Let’s introduce a little concept I like to call “accountability” – I know it’s a big word, but bear with me. Perhaps a dash of self-reflection could be the secret sauce to avoiding these “who done it” Scooby-Doo reruns at the Trump HQ.
After all, solving a mystery starts with the man in the mirror. It’s high time to end this blame buffet – plates are full, and the kitchen’s closed.
Source: ‘So angry’: Trump Org exec says ex-president is ‘looking for someone to blame’
