Tesla announced a subscription so expensive that Elon Musk complained. Finally, a billionaire has encountered a monthly bill.

The company is inviting selected customers to buy its two-seat Cybercab for $29,990, plus $299 a month for autonomy. Buying the car is one transaction; keeping its defining promised capability is another. The golden doors are part of the purchase. The freedom gets an invoice.

It also gets a service area. Tesla says the privately owned Cybercab will operate unsupervised in the same places as its robotaxis, with nationwide availability dependent on regulatory approval. You can own the car outright and still need the company’s map to establish what the word “go” covers.

Musk said the monthly fee was too high and should match roughly $115 for Full Self Driving and connectivity on other Tesla models. That is his suggested rate, not a confirmed price cut. The comparison-shopping tip is coming from inside the company: before buying a Tesla, consider whether you would be better off with a Tesla.

The manufacturer has supplied a suggested retail price and a suggested objection to paying it.

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