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You know, I thought Thanksgiving was about gratitude, family, and maybe arguing over who overcooked the turkey. But apparently, JD Vance thinks it’s the perfect time to pen a love letter to Donald Trump. Because nothing says “I’m thankful” like a side of political pandering with your mashed potatoes. I

You know, I thought I’d seen it all. But then, Joe Rogan and Joy Behar decide to have a spat over dragons. Yes, dragons. Not politics, not economics, but mythical, fire-breathing creatures. It’s as if reality took a vacation and left us with the understudies. Let’s set the stage. Joy

Well, isn’t this just a heartwarming moment wrapped in a paradox. Joe Biden is thankful for a peaceful transition? A peaceful transition? In what universe did that happen? Because the last time I checked, the transfer of power was about as peaceful as a cat in a bathtub. I mean,

Well, isn’t this just the cherry on top of the world’s most confusing sundae. Vladimir Putin, yes that Putin, is offering a “blunt warning” to Donald Trump: “Not safe.” Not safe? That’s rich coming from a guy who rides shirtless on horseback and has a penchant for annexing his neighbors

Ah, Thanksgiving at Mar-a-Lago—a spectacle that makes the Macy’s parade look like a Quaker meeting. This year, the event reached new heights of absurdity with President-elect Donald Trump and his latest bromance buddy, Elon Musk, turning the soirée into a surreal variety show. The Entrance: Elon Musk, the man who

Ah, the sweet symphony of political theater—where logic takes a backseat, and absurdity grabs the wheel. President-elect Donald Trump is gearing up to launch the “largest deportation program in American history,” aiming to rid the nation of undocumented immigrants with criminal records. Because, apparently, nothing says “land of the free”

Ah, Thanksgiving—the time of year when we gather around a table to stuff ourselves senseless and pretend we actually like our relatives. But this year, the political turkeys have outdone themselves, serving up a feast of absurdity that’s hard to digest. First Course: The Turkey Pardon Let’s start with the

America, land of the free, home of the what-the-hell-did-I-just-read. Every time I think we’ve peaked, like some majestic mountain of absurdity, someone brings in a bulldozer of insanity and adds another layer. The latest? A survey about pardons and January 6th. Apparently, Americans can’t even agree on pardons. Pardons! The

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the circus. Today’s act features a juggling routine that blends tariffs, immigration, and international diplomacy into one flaming pile of geopolitical performance art. If you haven’t been paying attention, let me summarize: the U.S. president decided to slap tariffs on Mexico unless they magically solved