No More Sugarcoating: It’s Vice President, Not Momala!

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In the whirlwind world of politics where everyone’s trying their best to steer clear of saying what they actually mean, we’ve somehow stumbled upon a nickname for the Vice President of the United States that sounds more like a bad pet name than a term of endearment. We’re talking about Kamala Harris, the Vice President, not your next-door neighbor who lends you a cup of sugar.

The Evolution of Momala

Let’s get this straight. Kamala Harris, the woman who stands a heartbeat away from the presidency, is stuck with a moniker that sounds like it was coined during a family board game night gone wrong. I understand affectionate nicknames, really, I do. But when did it become okay to mix personal pet names with professional titles that carry the weight of the free world?

I Mean, Come on!

Does this make Joe Biden “Papa Joe” now? Should we start preparing to see cabinet meetings begin with milk and cookies? Folks, lest we forget, this is a woman who grills more senators before breakfast than most people do in a lifetime. So, naturally, the media decides to play down the power suit for a power nickname that could just as easily serve as a brand for a new type of organic applesauce.

Dragging the Dignity Through the Mud

The issue isn’t just the nickname. It’s the casual manner in which the dignity of the office is hauled through the mud with the full blessing of the media circus. Imagine if male politicians were given such endearments. Would we refer to Bill Clinton as Billy Boo Boo? I think not! Why? Because it sounds utterly ridiculous, that’s why!

It’s About Respect, Stupid

Let’s circle back to the basics here. It’s about respect. I don’t care if your political allegiance lies with the right, left, or the center that doesn’t exist. This is about giving the office the gravitas it deserves. When you start calling someone who can order a drone strike “Momala,” you might as well give up all pretense of taking her seriously.

Where Do We Go From Here?

It’s simple. We start by calling her by the title she earned: Vice President Harris. Not catchy enough for you? Too bad. The office isn’t a reboot of a 90s sitcom where everyone needs a quirky catchphrase or a cuddly nickname.

In Conclusion

Remember, folks, this isn’t just about a nickname. It’s about the underlying tones of familiarity and trivialization that seep into public consciousness. Let’s save the nicknames for pets and maybe, just maybe, keep our political leaders in the realm of the respected. After all, wouldn’t that be something?

Source: Kamala Harris Isn’t Americans’ ‘Momala.’ She’s Our Vice President.

Simon Hill, a seasoned financial writer with 30 years under his belt at DemocraWonk and beyond, relished covering the comedic goldmine of the Bush Jr. era. Known for blending finance with humor, he turns economic reporting into an entertaining read.

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