Democrats Lead In The Election That Accepts Wire Transfers
A parody donor celebration discovers a renewable resource: money raised because of the money already raised.
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Jared Mejia covers elections, campaign promises, and the slogans doing the heavy lifting when policy takes a day off. The satire follows the distance between a candidate’s sales pitch and what voters are actually being offered. He can smell a focus-tested slogan before the yard signs leave the printer.
California’s Dam Safety Problem Needs More Than Another Clipboard
A state audit finds serious maintenance and enforcement gaps. The response needs money, deadlines and accountability—not partisan excuses.
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Brazil Votes For More Time To Have A Life
Brazil’s Senate has approved a shorter workweek without salary cuts. The revolutionary concept: workers are people even when they are not clocked in.
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Civilians Cannot Eat A Border-Crossing Explanation
AP reports a suspension of commercial goods entering Gaza, with responsibility disputed. Civilians still need functioning markets, food and shelter.
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The Pentagon Cancels Its Most Deranged Livestream Pilot
The administration has canceled plans to livestream a military execution, proving that even this White House occasionally locates the off switch.
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