Parody production meeting: the election giveaway’s stage manager has a problem. A giant check needs a giant number. Otherwise you have assembled a very expensive blank rectangle.
Reuters reports Musk’s giveaway lawsuits have proposed settlements with undisclosed terms, pending court approval; defendants deny the fraud allegations.
In our imaginary rehearsal, the hype man tries shouting Undisclosed! through the confetti cannon. It lacks the rhythm of One Million Dollars! Several streamers drift down, looking for an amount to celebrate.
Could we introduce the judge as a special guest? No. Court approval is not audience participation, and the fictional producer is advised not to ask people to clap if they want an ending.
Perhaps the fictional emcee could announce a giant question mark. Too risky. The question mark keeps looking like it expects an answer.
Our imaginary camera crew has solved it. The check is still oversized. It is now being held with the amount facing the wall.