Your Bank Account Should Not Require A Political Audition
The OCC’s new debanking report deserves scrutiny. Fair access should protect ordinary customers, not become another selective political slogan.
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Follow the donations, contracts, tax breaks and promises of prosperity. Our satire examines corporate influence, technology companies and economic policy, asking who gets the benefit and who gets the bill. The earnings-call enthusiasm is optional; reading the fine print is the point.
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Original political satire and commentary · 27 articles
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Safety Is Not A Startup’s Optional Upgrade
New state lawsuits against OpenAI put consumer protection on the agenda. Allegations need evidence, and safety claims need more than polished marketing.
Read The Article →The Fed Is Not A White House Performance Review
Lisa Cook’s lawyers challenge the fairness of an inquiry. Accountability requires a process that can discover an answer, not merely stage one.
Read The Article →Social Security’s COLA Is Not A Presidential Tip
The 2027 increase is official. Protecting purchasing power should not be sold as a personal favor from the White House.
Read The Article →Inflation Is Not Impressed By Your Victory Speech
September’s inflation figures are out. The gasoline index did not receive the memo about how great everything is going.
Read The Article →America First. Family Business Apparently Gets Priority Boarding.
A new AP-NORC poll finds Americans see Trump prioritizing his own financial interests. Public service shouldn't come with a VIP rewards program.
Read The Article →The Bank Can Find Your Overdraft. The Compliance Problems Were Trickier.
Bank of America's new regulatory penalty is a reminder that deregulation isn't a personality trait worth celebrating.
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