The Attorney General’s Personal Capacity Sure Gets Around
DOJ’s campaign appearances come with ethics clearance. The appearance of neutrality appears to have missed its appointment.
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Jimmy (Jim) Ayers covers tech giants, surveillance, AI hype, and the political power hiding behind the accept button. He treats every world-changing product launch like a suspicious appliance warranty. His preferred troubleshooting step is asking who owns the data.
Starshield’s Speed Limit Would Like A Slower Enemy
An interceptor has to catch something. The satellite arrangement would apparently prefer that everyone take their time.
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The Smart Freezer Has Pivoted Out Of Freezing
A fictional appliance boardroom discovers that doing the opposite of the job can sound remarkably innovative.
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Musk Reassigns The National Debt To Robots Who Aren’t In The Meeting
The ideal successor to DOGE is unavailable for questions, demonstrations or blame. An imaginary meeting tests the handoff.
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The AI Safety Watchdog Has Been Issued A Visitor’s Badge
An imaginary watchdog discovers the difference between independent authority and being very welcome.
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