Welcome to our parody corporate-language lesson. Today we learn the difference between a delay and a transition period. A delay wears yesterday’s shirt. A transition period has arrived with counsel.
The US Soybean Export Council denies seeking delay or exemption, favoring an EU forest-rule transition period, the Guardian reports.
Implementation concerns can be real. So, in our imaginary classroom, consider the astonishing career of the word later. Put it in a suit and it becomes constructive engagement. Give it a name badge and it is practically helping.
Now conjugate the verb protect. I will protect. You will protect. We are all strongly committed to eventually having protected. Excellent. No one has accidentally done anything in the present.
The fictional instructor invites the forest to demonstrate its own transition period. Perhaps it could become not-quite-cut-down while the vocabulary completes its induction. Unfortunately, the tree has brought a physical condition to a semantic exercise.
Final exam: our support for the objective is immediate. Only the part where anyone has to do it requires further preparation.
We support forest protection. Please stop conjugating it in the present tense.