
Your Patent Has Turned Six. Apparently Questions Are Now Rude.
The government should protect inventions. It should not confuse an old patent with a patent that has answered the questions.
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The government should protect inventions. It should not confuse an old patent with a patent that has answered the questions.
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A proposed rideshare bill gets a precise fare warning. The benefits to passengers and drivers deserve a number too.
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Albertsons wants more than $8 billion over its failed Kroger deal. The shareholder premium, unlike cheaper groceries, comes with a very precise number.
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Geothermal power has found bipartisan friends. Apparently clean energy’s political problem was insufficient drilling equipment.
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A home-distilling ban from 1868 deserves scrutiny. That does not require smashing the government’s taxing power to open the bottle.
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