Larry Fink’s Reassuring News: The Economy Can’t Handle A Pause
Fink’s warning about a data-center moratorium is meant to defend the boom. It also makes the economy sound alarmingly dependent on continuing it.
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Follow the donations, contracts, tax breaks and promises of prosperity. Our satire examines corporate influence, technology companies and economic policy, asking who gets the benefit and who gets the bill. The earnings-call enthusiasm is optional; reading the fine print is the point.
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Tesla’s Fun Meter Has Outvoted The Safety Meter
An imaginary product meeting gives the exciting number all the voting rights.
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Spyware Has Finally Fixed Advertising’s Annoying Click Requirement
A fictional ad-industry awards ceremony celebrates eliminating the last troublesome participant in the customer journey: the customer.
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Hollywood’s Free-Market Epic Is Auditioning For A Tax Credit
An imagined casting call for a proposed film incentive. The quietest character supplies the financing.
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A Delay Is Bad. A Transition Period Has A Better Suit.
A parody language lesson discovers that environmental support is most comfortable in the future tense.
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