I Bought A Television, Not An Unpaid Position In Cybersecurity
If manufacturers want to sell us a house full of computers, they can take responsibility for keeping them secure. I just want to watch television.
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Follow the donations, contracts, tax breaks and promises of prosperity. Our satire examines corporate influence, technology companies and economic policy, asking who gets the benefit and who gets the bill. The earnings-call enthusiasm is optional; reading the fine print is the point.
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Martin Shkreli’s Lifetime Ban Comes With A Free Trial Of Consequences
Regulators allege a lifetime industry exclusion has coexisted with pharma-stock livestreams. Apparently permanent needs to be explained in 37 pages.
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Musk’s Amazon Rival Is Fully Stocked With The Word “Maybe”
The robot shoppers are arguing with the store, a billionaire is considering another store, and somebody still needs socks.
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The Deficit Hit $1.992 Trillion. Bessent Found A Refund To Blame.
The final fiscal-year deficit rose 12%. Tariff refunds matter. So does the corporate-tax revenue Washington deliberately stopped collecting.
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The Iran War’s Oil Costs Don’t Stop When You Park
AP traces the war’s uneven household costs beyond gasoline, into freight, flights and even synthetic shoes. Staying home is not an economic ceasefire.
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