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- Trump’s Next VP: Who’s Got the Best Bobblehead Nod? (June 20, 2024)
- Lawyers for Mike Lindell: The New Endangered Species (June 20, 2024)
- Trump and Biden: The Unlikely Comedy Duo Latino Voters Can’t Resist (June 20, 2024)
- Flamethrowers, Free Speech, and F-Bombs: A Day in the Life of Elon Musk (June 20, 2024)
- So You Think Trump Will Save Journalism? Here’s a Beachfront Property on Mars! (June 20, 2024)
- Guns, Abortions, and Trump Tax Returns: Oh My! The Supreme Court Trifecta (June 20, 2024)
- Putin in Asia: Diplomacy or Drunken Karaoke Night? (June 20, 2024)
- Antiabortion Group Backs Trump: Because Logic is Overrated (June 20, 2024)
- Biden vs. Trump: The Geriatric Grudge Match of the Century! (June 20, 2024)
- From Great Wall to Border Wall: The Hilarious Saga of Chinese Migration (June 20, 2024)
- Trump and the Comstock Rule: A Love Story for the Ages (June 20, 2024)
- Judge Cannon’s Legal Safari: Join Jack Smith on This Wild Ride! (June 20, 2024)
- JD Vance for VP: Because What We Really Need Is More Squabbling and Self-Pity in Washington (June 20, 2024)
- Biden’s Debate Prep: From Gaffes to Glory, One Convoluted Sentence at a Time (June 20, 2024)
- Brett Kavanaugh – The Man, The Myth, The Overruled Legend (June 19, 2024)
- The Adventures of Joe: Lost in the Podium Abyss (June 19, 2024)
- Woke Wizards: White Liberals Complete the Epic Feat of Listening (June 19, 2024)
- Why Stock Market Kings and Netanyahu Temper Tantrums Are As Useless As Ever (June 19, 2024)
- Israel grows more polarized as Gaza wartime Cabinet dissolves (June 19, 2024)
- Senate Democrats and Biden: The Bickering Continues! (June 19, 2024)
- Biden vs. Trump: Who’s Got the Best Magic Wand for Immigration? (June 19, 2024)
- America’s Next Top Meme: How Technology Made Our Politicians Interesting (June 19, 2024)
- Disclaimer: Spending 16 Hours on TikTok Might Be Bad for Teens (June 19, 2024)
- The Perfect Cherry on the Disaster Sundae: Supreme Court Edition (June 19, 2024)
- Global Chaos: Sponsored by Kim Jong-un and Vladimir Putin (June 19, 2024)
- Juneteenth: Texas’s Favorite Reminder That Procrastination is Patriotic (June 19, 2024)
- Donald Trump, the Feather-Ruffler Extraordinaire: A Juneteenth Special (June 19, 2024)
- Rubio and Trump 2024: The Odd Couple’s Political Roadshow (June 19, 2024)
- Florida Freakout: How A Teacher’s Flag Sent Politicians Into Frenzy Mode (June 19, 2024)
- Revolutionary Progress in New Jersey: Yes, Really. (June 19, 2024)
- Eugene Vindman: The Whistle-Blower America Didn’t Know It Needed (June 19, 2024)
- From Farms to Fiber: The Hilarious Inefficiency of Rural Broadband (June 19, 2024)
- Escaping to Siberia: One Soldier’s All-Inclusive Experience with Bare-Minimum Luxury (June 19, 2024)
- Why Joan Rivers Would Have Loved Trump and Other Nonsensical Hilarity (June 19, 2024)
- From Russia with Love: The Putin-Kim Bromance No One Wanted (June 19, 2024)
- When Royals and Hollywood Collide: The Circus Nobody Asked For! (June 19, 2024)
- Charlottesville to Trump: We’re Not That Into Your Tiki Torchlight Parade (June 19, 2024)
- Holy Hilarity: Biden’s Crusade to the White House (June 19, 2024)
- Election Fraud and Pina Coladas: A Trump Love Story (June 19, 2024)
- Trump’s New Role: Mime in Chief (June 19, 2024)
- Breaking News: New Flesh-Eating Bacteria Confirms Your Bad Hygiene Suspicions (June 19, 2024)
- Gaza: Where Your Religious Feuds Make Holiday Dinners Look Like Picnics (June 19, 2024)
- Why Decide Now? The Supreme Court’s Guide to Procrastination! (June 19, 2024)
- The Copa América Clown Car: Argentina and Their Quest to Stumble Their Way to Glory (June 19, 2024)
- Double Trouble at the Border and the Circus of Screw-Ups (June 19, 2024)
- Expunge Me, Oh Lord, For I Have Blazed (June 19, 2024)
- From Russia with Love and Awkward Silences: The Comedy of a Summit Invitation (June 19, 2024)
- Is There an App for That? Trump’s New Friend Finder: Ghost Mode (June 19, 2024)
- Fake Electors and Real Indictments: Arizona’s New Comedy Duo (June 19, 2024)
- Because Blowing up Cakes is So Last Year: China’s Navy New Party Trick! (June 18, 2024)
- Marrying for Love or a Green Card? Thanks, Biden! (June 18, 2024)
- Biden’s Immigration Policy: The Ultimate Political Circus Extravaganza (June 18, 2024)
- Finance Bros: More Common Than Rats in NYC Subways (June 18, 2024)
- The Fauci and the Furious: Trump Edition (June 18, 2024)
- When Your Car Drinks More Than You Do: California’s Gas Station Catastrophe (June 18, 2024)
- Virginia Democrats: Messier Than a Bulldozer in a Pudding Factory (June 18, 2024)
- Playing Trump for Biden: Divorcing Sanity from Reality, One Debate Prep at a Time (June 18, 2024)
- Voting in the Apocalypse: Hurricanes and Ballots Aren’t a Good Mix (June 18, 2024)
- Is Wes Moore the New Obama or Just Another Wes-ter? (June 18, 2024)
- When Politicians Fight Over Trump Signs, We All Lose (June 18, 2024)
- Trump Throws Moderates a Lifeline: It’s Made of Jello! (June 18, 2024)
- Kellyanne Conway: The Human Equivalent of a Clickbait Ad (June 18, 2024)
- Trump’s Right-Hand Disaster: Boris’ Legal Meltdown (June 18, 2024)
- Reality Check? More Like Reality Nopes with These MAGA Influencers (June 18, 2024)
- How Trump’s latest brain fumble became Jon Stewart’s comedic jackpot (June 18, 2024)
- Free Cash and Expensive Gas: The Tale of Biden’s Stimulus Rollercoaster (June 18, 2024)
- Stick a Label On It: Why We Don’t Need Warnings for Every Dumb Thing on Social Media (June 18, 2024)
- Hype and Hair: How Don King Shaped Trump’s Bizarre World (June 18, 2024)
- When World Leaders and Anatomy Meet: Trump’s Greatest Mix-Up (June 18, 2024)
- Politician Magic Tricks: Now You See Your Rights, Now You Don’t! (June 18, 2024)
- Clorox Cocktails and COVID Confessions: Thank You, Mary Trump! (June 18, 2024)
- Freedom in the Fine Print: A Juneteenth Special (June 18, 2024)
- Mitch McConnell: The Political Blunderbuss No One Asked For (June 18, 2024)
- Who Knew Biden Could Square Dance in North Carolina? Trump Sure Didn’t! (June 18, 2024)
- Abbott’s Big Win: Stopping Crime, One Party at a Time! (June 18, 2024)
- Biden and Trump Spend Like Drunken Sailors: A Fiscal Farce (June 18, 2024)
- Iowa 2024: In Corn We Trust, and Apparently, Trumps Too (June 18, 2024)
- Democrats 2024: The Year of The Low-Bar Limbo Contest (June 18, 2024)
- Molasses Mitch and His Quest for Speed: A Hillarious Irony (June 18, 2024)
- The Election Season: When Memes Are More Thoughtful Than Candidates (June 18, 2024)
- A Former President’s Guide to Writing the Worst Father’s Day Card Ever (June 18, 2024)
- Rambo in the UN: How Trump’s Peace Through Strength Takes Diplomacy to the Wrestling Ring (June 18, 2024)
- Blue Wall Follies: Why Trump and Biden Are Brawling in Wisconsin (June 18, 2024)
- Who Needs Jeopardy? Welcome to America’s Favorite Tax Game (June 18, 2024)
- Joe Biden’s Speech: A Delightful Guide to Daydreaming (June 18, 2024)
- Tax Dodgers in Tuxedos: Private Equity’s Risky Business of Pretending They Care (June 18, 2024)
- Juan Ciscomani: Solving the Border Crisis One Critique at a Time (June 18, 2024)
- Biden vs. Trump: The Ultimate Showdown of Who Forgot to Take Their Medication (June 18, 2024)
- Steve Bannon vs. Supreme Court: A Comedy of Legal Errors (June 18, 2024)
- When Millennial Republicans Play Tug-of-War with Trump’s Mind (June 17, 2024)
- You’re Fired! And Other Presidential Qualities: A Tribute to ‘The Apprentice’ (June 17, 2024)
- Biden’s New Ad: Because Saying Convicted Criminal Feels So 2020 (June 17, 2024)
- Healing in the Sahara: U.S. Military’s New Health Plan (June 17, 2024)
- Diplomacy or Free Theater? Watch as China and South Korea Pretend to Play Nice! (June 17, 2024)
- MAGA for Prison? Trump’s Jaw-Dropping Legal Puzzles (June 17, 2024)
- Step Right Up: Judge Cannon Turns Courtroom into Carnival (June 17, 2024)
- Warning Labels on Social Media: Because Common Sense Isn’t Common Anymore (June 17, 2024)
- Why a Mountain Lion Attack in LA Could Be the Most Exciting Thing You Experience This Year (June 17, 2024)
- California Dreamin’… of Moving Somewhere Affordable (June 17, 2024)
- Keeping Up with the Bidens: New Episodes Every Court Date! (June 17, 2024)
- Candace Owens on Joe Rogan: A Comedy of Climate Errors (June 17, 2024)
- Maryland Discovers Weed Convictions are Parasitic: Who Knew? (June 17, 2024)
- Black Farmers in Georgia: Waiting on Promises Since 1804 (June 17, 2024)
- Mass Deportation: Because Why Stop at Horrible Ideas? (June 17, 2024)
- Michigan and Wisconsin Realize They Swiped Right on Trump by Mistake (June 17, 2024)
- GOP’s Got Talent: Witness the Red-Hot GOP Tango in Virginia (June 17, 2024)
- Dollar Democracy: States Get a Ten Million Dollar Makeover (June 17, 2024)
- Resurrecting Comedy: How the GOP Made AI Political Endorsements a New Low (June 17, 2024)
- Tariffs: Old Taxes, New Screws! (June 17, 2024)
- When Justice Plays Favorites: Judge Cannon’s Greatest Hits (June 17, 2024)
- Welcome to Apocaland: Trump’s Second Term and Other Unfortunate Events (June 17, 2024)
- Is This a Courtroom or a Playroom? Byron Donalds’ Latest Supreme Court Fiasco (June 17, 2024)
- The Universe’s Sick Sense of Humor: Nikki Haley’s Peculiar Father’s Day (June 17, 2024)
- Joe Biden and the Dangers of Judicial Black Magic (June 17, 2024)
- How to Annoy Your Neighbors: A Crash Course in Nuclear Cockiness (June 17, 2024)
- When Family Time Becomes Showbiz: The Trump’s Hilarious Next Episode (June 17, 2024)
- Alternative Facts Didn’t Age Like Fine Wine Either (June 17, 2024)
- The Hilarious Saga of Lara Trump’s GOP vs. Dems Breakdown (June 17, 2024)
- Trump’s Talent Show: Who Will Survive the White House Auditions? (June 17, 2024)
- Doctor Who? Trump Sets New Intelligence Records (June 17, 2024)
- Early Social Security Payments: Bold New Era or Government’s Last Gasp at Relevance? (June 17, 2024)
- When Joe Biden Plays Chess and Trump Relives Childhood Games (June 17, 2024)
- If Trump Has Black Friends, I’m a Unicorn: The Truth About Trump’s Tall Tales (June 17, 2024)
- Trump’s New Role: Felon 411, Arrested Development Redefined (June 17, 2024)
- Lion Tamers, Ringmasters, and Trump’s VP: The Greatest Show on Earth (June 17, 2024)
- The $50 Million Ad Campaign: Making Politics Look Like a Bad Infomercial (June 17, 2024)
- From Tweets to Trials: Trump’s Greatest Hit and Miss (June 17, 2024)
- Diplomacy or Daycare? Biden and Trump Tackle the Middle East (June 17, 2024)
- The Annual Spectacle: Politicians Pretending to Love Football More Than Your Everyman (June 17, 2024)
- Trump’s Income Tax Replacement: Foolproof Until Proven Otherwise (June 16, 2024)
- Need A Laugh? Watch Anti-Abortion Folks Try to Outrun Democracy! (June 16, 2024)
- Euro 2024 Shoots Up the Excitement – Literally (June 16, 2024)
- Conflict Time-Out: Kindly Pause Your Violence for Charitable Activities (June 16, 2024)
- Generation Z: Swiping Right on Trump Like It’s Tinder (June 16, 2024)
- Forget The Tie: All Dads Really Want is an Hour of Silence and Affordable Child Care (June 16, 2024)
- Nico’s Nutty Day: How Not to Use Yuki Tsunoda as a Break Pad (June 16, 2024)
- Slashing and Burning: How to Bulldoze a Nation with a Smile (June 16, 2024)
- How to Fix a Rigged System: Just Ask the Guy Who Broke It (June 16, 2024)
- Happy Tax Day! A Celebration of Stress, Panic, and Financial Despair (June 16, 2024)
- Sunak and the Great Interest Rate Heist: Cutting Rates Can’t Cut the Problems! (June 16, 2024)
- Reproductive Rights: The Ultimate Wingman for Joe’s Campaign (June 16, 2024)
- How to Be a Royal and Still Complain About Security Like a Commoner (June 16, 2024)
- Donald Trump’s Hush Money Hustle: A Legal Comedy of Errors (June 16, 2024)
- Wes Streeting’s Magical Cure: Just Ask Nicely! (June 16, 2024)
- Harper’s Tax Wonderland: Now Featuring Real-Life Economic Inequality Twister! (June 16, 2024)
- The Never-Ending Plot Twist: Who Didn’t Make Trump’s Veep List? (June 16, 2024)
- Team Spirit vs. Budget: The Most Exciting Matchup Since Paint Drying (June 16, 2024)
- 2024 Election: When Young Conservatives Mistake Politics for a Rave (June 16, 2024)
- Biden Loses Support Faster Than AOL Dial-Up – But Not to Trump! (June 16, 2024)
- Rubio in Trumpland: A Political Love Story (June 16, 2024)
- Donald Trump, The Secretary of State in an Alternate Reality (June 16, 2024)
- Who Knew Milwaukee Had a Backbone? Trump Sure Didn’t! (June 16, 2024)
- Scapegoat Olympics: Trump Blames Immigrants, Everyone Gets a Trophy (June 16, 2024)
- J.D. Vance Thinks Ohio Is Too Pure to Handle New York’s Cooties (June 16, 2024)
- Muted Mics and Mass Hysteria: The New American Debate Experience (June 15, 2024)
- Elon Musk: The Real-Life Willy Wonka of Wall Street (June 15, 2024)
- Breaking News: Princess Wears Dress, World Spins On (June 15, 2024)
- United Loopholes of America: The Magical Gun Trick by SCOTUS (June 15, 2024)
- Generation Sober: How Kombucha Revolutionized the Party Scene (June 15, 2024)
- Clean Money, Dirty Lies: The Epoch Times’ Spin Cycle (June 15, 2024)
- From Yoga Mats to Voting Booths: Democrats’ New Favorite Pose (June 15, 2024)
- Jim Jordan Rebuked: A Shocking Revelation Right Up There with Ice Being Cold (June 15, 2024)
- Australia Hosts China; Southern Hemisphere Braces Part Two (June 15, 2024)
- Yen for Laughter: Japan’s Economic Comedy Gold (June 15, 2024)
- The Alamo’s New Hoedown: From Cows to Cartwheeling Kardashians (June 15, 2024)
- Texas Judge vs. The FDA: When Legal Wisdom Takes a Vacation (June 15, 2024)
- Alex Jones Wins the Gold in the Bankruptcy Olympics (June 15, 2024)
- Gaza Pier Fiasco: When Mother Nature Wins Every Time (June 15, 2024)
- Putin’s Conditions for Ukraine Peace: Napoleonic Complex in Action (June 15, 2024)
- Milwaukee: The City That Proves Hell Does Freeze Over (June 15, 2024)
- Dear Dad, Thanks for the Indictment – Much Love from the Federal Pen (June 15, 2024)
- Umbrellas Up, Heads Down: Ignoring Climate Change DeSantis-Style (June 15, 2024)
- Can a 24-Year-Old Fix Us an App for Biden’s Popularity Woes? (June 15, 2024)
- A Slice of Delusion: Trump’s 78th Birthday Bash in Florida (June 15, 2024)
- Senate Republicans: The High School Mean Girls of Politics (June 15, 2024)
- Immigration: Now With Extra Incompetence – Thanks, Joe! (June 15, 2024)
- When Larry Met Donald: A Match Made in Maryland (June 15, 2024)
- Flicks, Funds, and Fantasies: Biden and Trump’s Hollywood Bonanza (June 15, 2024)
- Awaiting Salvage: How to Let a Ship Sink Gracefully (June 15, 2024)
- The Pope and the President: Should We Confess or Invest? (June 14, 2024)
- When Iran and the US Play Nuclear Tag: Everyone Loses (June 14, 2024)
- Laura Ingraham’s Crystal Ball: Predicting Trump’s Return and My Therapist’s New Office (June 14, 2024)
- Inbox Whiplash! Trump’s Email Games of Hug or Guillotine (June 14, 2024)
- Divine Data: When the Pope Becomes Your New Tech Support (June 14, 2024)
- G7 Leaders Play Hot Potato with $50 Billion for Ukraine (June 14, 2024)
- When Banks Get Irony: Firing Staff for Fake Work (June 14, 2024)
- Trump Takes on TikTok: How to Flex Without Breaking a Sweat (June 14, 2024)
- Biden’s New Campaign Strategy: TikTok Dances and Chocolate Chip Ice Cream (June 14, 2024)
- Ukraine’s Got Talent: 87 Drones and a Dream (June 14, 2024)
- Orange is the New Vlad: Trump’s Bond Villain Crossover (June 14, 2024)
- Andy Barr’s Bold Proposal: Making Insurrection Great Again (June 14, 2024)
- Social Insecurity: How to Navigate Retirement with Loose Change (June 14, 2024)
- When Putin Eats Borscht and NATO Loses Its Cool (June 14, 2024)
- Why Ignoring Your Age Wasn’t in Trump’s Playbook—Until Now (June 14, 2024)
- Cabinet Reshuffle: The New Greek Sport That’s Almost Entertaining (June 14, 2024)
- Stars, Stripes, and Trumpified Delights: When Flags Attack (June 14, 2024)
- Log Off: The Social Media Meltdown Over Splash Mountain’s Demise (June 14, 2024)
- Quacks in Robes: SCOTUS’ Guide to Bad Medicine (June 14, 2024)
- In Case of Trump: Break Glass and Fund Ukraine (June 14, 2024)
- Trump Time: Endorsements Must Be Punctual or Else! (June 14, 2024)
- The Cure for Road Rage: Just Another Fee! (June 14, 2024)
- Underwhelming and Exhausted: The Grand Rapids Voter Experience (June 14, 2024)
- Apple’s Intelligent Leap: Because Your Phone Knows Better Than You (June 14, 2024)
- Trump’s Debate Claims: Green Cheese, Unicorns, and Other Presidential Truths! (June 14, 2024)
- Bulls on Parade: No Fed Cuts, Just Pure Stock Magic (June 14, 2024)
- From Cavemen to Carbohydrate Conundrum: Why Men are Losing the Eating Game (June 14, 2024)
- Modern Love or Modern Labour? A Type A Guide to Surviving Dating Hell. (June 14, 2024)
- Cimarron County: Where Unicorns Exist and Trump Never Lies (June 14, 2024)
- The Trump Twilight Zone: When Will This GOP Nightmare End? (June 14, 2024)
- Flying High on Fake Titanium: Just Another Day in the Sky (June 14, 2024)
- Stumped Docs and Delightful Diagnoses: Adventures in Healthcare Wonderland (June 14, 2024)
- From Peanut Farmer to Punchline: The Comedy Legacy of Jimmy Carter (June 14, 2024)
- Why Dance When You Can Dodge Bullets? Ohio Nightclub Special! (June 14, 2024)
- How To Lose Prestige and Alienate Americans: A Guide by Justice Alito (June 14, 2024)
- Free Rides and Supreme Slides: Clarence Thomas’ Luxury Adventure (June 14, 2024)
- The Lion King: Now With 90% More Existential Dread and Milked Nostalgia (June 14, 2024)
- RFK Jr.’s Political Stances: A Masterclass in Confusion (June 14, 2024)
- Two Geezers, One Economy: The Spitballing Continues! (June 14, 2024)
- Mitch McConnell’s Senate Circus: When Will the Clown Car Empty? (June 14, 2024)
- Florida’s Flooding Epic: A How-to Guide for Aquatic Absurdity (June 13, 2024)
- Papyrus Diaries: The Boy, The Myth, The Savior’s Teenage Shenanigans (June 13, 2024)
- Sean Hannity: The Gift That Keeps on Give-Ing to Biden (June 13, 2024)
- Breaking News: Kuwait’s New Training Program Involves Fire Juggling (June 13, 2024)
- Stitches in Time: Martha-Ann Alito’s Grand Adventure in Custom Flagmaking (June 13, 2024)
- Oh No, Another Unhinged Email… Quick, Somebody Call the Hinge Fairy! (June 13, 2024)
- Trump: The Reality Show Reboot Nobody Wanted (June 13, 2024)
- Holy Hormones, Batman! The Southern Baptists and the I.V.F. Fiasco (June 13, 2024)
- Antitrust: The Sleepy Giant Biden’s Betting on for 2024 (June 13, 2024)
- Great Expectations? More Like Low Hopes with Biden-Trump Debate Prep! (June 13, 2024)
- J.D. Vance: From Hillbilly Elegies to Bootlicking Eulogies (June 13, 2024)
- Grab Your Popcorn: Trump’s D.C. Circus Returns (June 13, 2024)
- Grandma Dumping Trump: Better Late Than Never! (June 13, 2024)
- Collisions and Convictions: Donnie, Huntie, and the Eternal Battle for Idiocy (June 13, 2024)
- Joe Rogan’s New Conspiracy: How to Make Biden Disappear with a Protein Shake (June 13, 2024)
- Why Microsoft Is Like That Friend Who Never Locks Their Door (June 13, 2024)
- Biden and Zelensky Sign 10-Year Deal—Swap Sleepover Secrets (June 13, 2024)
- Sunshine and Irony: Florida Censors the Censors (June 13, 2024)
- Another Day, Another Appeal: Fulton County Hits New Legal Low (June 13, 2024)
- Why Not a Game Show? Roberts and Alito’s Espionage Extravaganza! (June 13, 2024)
- Hunter Biden: The Preferred Distraction of a Bored Republican Party! (June 13, 2024)
- How Beating Inflation is Like Herding Cats While Blindfolded (June 13, 2024)
- Rolling in the Deep: The DNC’s Billboard Strikes Back (June 13, 2024)
- Interrupting Journalistic Integrity: A Masterclass by Nathan Wade’s Team (June 13, 2024)
- Yup, South Carolina Gone Full Cuckoo on Abortion (June 13, 2024)
- Trump’s Capitol Hill Spectacle: A Dumpster Fire in Golden Wrapping (June 13, 2024)
- Surviving Trump 2.0: The Unauthorized Guide to Staying Sane (June 13, 2024)
- Populism & Conservatism: The Ultimate Recipe for a 1950s Fever Dream (June 13, 2024)
- Criminal Conviction? More Like GOP Collaboration! How Trump Rallied His Way to Washington’s Heart (June 13, 2024)
- Donald Trump’s Greatest Hits: An Album of Broken Promises (June 13, 2024)
- Alito’s Greatest Hits: Misinterpretations of the Century (June 13, 2024)
- When Life Hands You Billions: The Elon Musk Guide to Making Moderation Look Stupid (June 13, 2024)
- A Tale of Two Titans of Absurdity: Trump and Biden Take London (June 13, 2024)
- Surviving America’s Driving Capitals: Or How I Learned to Love Public Transport (June 13, 2024)
- Make America Groove Again: Trump’s Quest for Youth Appeal (June 13, 2024)
- Lithium: For When You Really Need to Kill a Flower to Drive Your Tesla (June 13, 2024)
- Trump Recruiting Wall Street: A Unique Strategy for Streamed Comedy Gold (June 13, 2024)
- Trump’s Greatest Hits: Now That’s What I Call Felony Volume 47 (June 13, 2024)
- The Art of Revenge: GOP Edition – Starring Trump as the Ghost of Convictions Past (June 13, 2024)
- A Trump Card for Hunter: Will Pardon Action Figures Be Next? (June 13, 2024)
- Biden’s Big G7 Showdown: Ice, Ice, Baby… and Russia (June 12, 2024)
- Biden vs. Trump at the G7: A High-Stakes Political WrestleMania! (June 12, 2024)
- In Contempt of Common Sense: Washington’s Finest Circus Act (June 12, 2024)
- Why Political Insults Today Lack the Creativity of a Post-It Note (June 12, 2024)
- No Sleep Till Election Day: Ben Carson’s Hypnotic VP Run (June 12, 2024)
- Mile-High Shenanigans: Kevin Spacey, Clinton, and Epstein (June 12, 2024)
- Democrats’ Brilliant Strategy: Point at Trump and Hope for the Best (June 12, 2024)
- Donald Trump Jr.: When Your Dad’s Shadow Isn’t Shady Enough (June 12, 2024)
- Trump Leads Again: Are We Gluttons for Ridiculousness? (June 12, 2024)
- G-7 to China: “Pretty Please, With a Cherry on Top, Stop the War” (June 12, 2024)
- Obesity: It’s Not a Burger, It’s Metamorphosis! (June 12, 2024)
- Juul Siesta: A Drama Fit for an Opera (June 12, 2024)
- A Fish Tale: Why Catfish Now Have Trust Issues, Thanks to Ernie (June 12, 2024)
- Doomed Flight 2024: Is Anyone Even FLYING This Economy? (June 12, 2024)
- Toddlers and Platforms: Trump’s Latest Rewrite Baffles Abortion Opponents (June 12, 2024)
- Finding Ukraine’s Fortune in the Fontana di Trevi: A Presidential Quest (June 12, 2024)
- Trump’s Ego Trip: The Hilarious End of a Dictatorial Daydream (June 12, 2024)
- Swing When You’re Winning: The Judicial Adventures of John Roberts (June 12, 2024)
- Ship Happens: Inside the Glorious Waste of Time That is Baltimore’s Channel Reopening Plan (June 12, 2024)
- Tesla’s Tax Credit Triumph: Can You Spare a Charge? (June 12, 2024)
- How to Defeat Scottie Scheffler: A Guide to Guaranteed Failure (June 12, 2024)
- Population Decline: Why the Earth Breathes a Sigh of Relief (June 12, 2024)
- Watch Texas Juggle Chainsaws Blindfolded (Spoiler: It Ends Badly) (June 12, 2024)
- Trump’s Candidates Win – Because Of Course They Did! (June 12, 2024)
- Joe vs. Donald: The Never-ending Battle of the Geriatrics (June 12, 2024)
- When Joe Met Judge: A Match Made in Chaos (June 12, 2024)
- When Pigs Fly and Democrats Win: Ohio’s 20-Point Political Earthquake (June 12, 2024)
- NATO’s New Hobby: Watching Hungary Cancel Commitments (June 12, 2024)
- Mission Impossible: How Judge Cannon Made Jack Smith’s Day (June 12, 2024)
- Biden’s Border Brouhaha: Now Featuring Heavy-Duty Facepalms! (June 12, 2024)
- From Dobbs to Drama: Housewives of Judicial Mayhem (June 12, 2024)
- The Kennedy Curse: Bigger Than a Battleground Nightmare! (June 12, 2024)
- Clarence Thomas and the Billionaire’s Nazi Collection: A Laugh Riot (June 12, 2024)
- Hunter Biden Steals Trump’s ‘World’s Biggest Victim’ Trophy (June 12, 2024)
- Seriously? They Want Trump Back? This Isn’t a ‘Die Hard’ Sequel! (June 12, 2024)
- Nevada’s Secret to Humanity: Trust, Empathy, and Questionable Casseroles (June 12, 2024)
- Crypto Execs Dump Sunak for Starmer – Guess Who’s Got the Better Pickup Lines? (June 12, 2024)
- National Pride or National Joke? Trumps New Plan for “American-Made” Bitcoin! (June 12, 2024)
- Elon and Ted: The Dynamic Duo of Digital Hide-and-Seek (June 12, 2024)
- From Covfefe to Sharks: The Unbelievable Evolution of Donald Trump’s Rhetoric (June 12, 2024)
- When Trump Endorses, the Bar’s Not Just Low – It’s Buried (June 11, 2024)
- Popcorn at the Ready: Why Watching Biden vs. Trump Is 2024’s Hottest Comedy (June 11, 2024)
- Peace in the Middle East? Netanyahu and the Great Illusion (June 11, 2024)
- Censure Garland: Because When You Can’t Govern, Throw Tantrums! (June 11, 2024)
- Progressively Stuck: Southern Baptists’ Annual Meeting Hits New Lows in Women’s Issues (June 11, 2024)
- AI Revolution? More Like AI Circus (June 11, 2024)
- Garland, Garlardown, Garledown: The Merciless Rebuttal of the DOJ (June 11, 2024)
- Meet Your New Robot Overlord: Apple’s Latest Money Drain. (June 11, 2024)
- Cancer Treatment? King Charles Says Hold My Crown and Watch This! (June 11, 2024)
- How to Lose an Election by Courting Invisible Friends (June 11, 2024)
- Jon Stewart’s Epic Takedown: Corporate Backbone? Never Heard of It! (June 11, 2024)
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- Boot Camp and Frappuccinos: The Hilarious Pitfalls of Mandatory Service (June 11, 2024)
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- Eric Swalwell’s New Gig: GOP Hypocrisy Detector Extraordinaire (June 3, 2024)
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- GOP vs. COVID Origins: We’ve Got a Better Shot Finding Bigfoot (June 2, 2024)
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- How to Lose a Jury in 10 Days: The Trump Edition (June 2, 2024)
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- How to Protest a Guilty Verdict: A Guide to Failing Spectacularly (June 2, 2024)
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- Trump’s Trials and Tribulations: Melania’s Greatest Struggle Yet (June 2, 2024)
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- When the Penalty Box is a Luxury Suite: The Trump Sentencing Dilemma (June 1, 2024)
- Liar’s Poker: Trump’s Felonies and the GOP’s Game of Truth Dodgeball (June 1, 2024)
- The Great American Justice Turtle: Slow, Steady, and Slightly Ridiculous (June 1, 2024)
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- How to Lose Your Sovereignty Without Even Trying! (June 1, 2024)
- Conspiracy Theorists Apologize: Oops, We Did It Again! (June 1, 2024)
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- Trump Throws Tantrum: Guilty Verdict Unleashes Ego Meltdown (June 1, 2024)
- Nepotism Olympics: And the Gold Medal Goes to… Donald Trump! (June 1, 2024)
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- Guilty as Charged: When America Does Election Drama Better Than Netflix (May 31, 2024)
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- Trump’s New Plan: Charm the Pants Off People Who Already Tossed Them Out (May 31, 2024)
- The Teflon’s Gone: When Trump Finally Gets Fried (May 31, 2024)
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- Tate and Trump: The Dynamic Duo of Delirium! (May 31, 2024)
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- When Assassination Attempts Go Wrong: The Home Care Edition (May 31, 2024)
- Need a Verdict? Order Your Custom Jury Today! (May 31, 2024)
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- Make America Calm Again: Why Trump Should Hang Up His Hat (May 31, 2024)
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- Trump and Musk: The New Laurel and Hardy of Political Theater (May 30, 2024)
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- Fox News Host Manages to Make Trump Mad by Doing Her Job – What a Concept! (May 30, 2024)
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- Days of Our Supreme Court: As the Gavel Turns (May 30, 2024)
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- The GOP’s Newest Reality Show: Dumb and Dumberer in D.C. (May 30, 2024)
- Supreme Court: The Ultimate Game Show for Your Wallet (May 30, 2024)
- Saving the Planet, One Overworked CPU at a Time! (May 30, 2024)
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- The Biden-Harris Black Voter Express: Riding the Train to Nowhere (May 29, 2024)
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- Trump: The Only President Who Comes With a Lifetime Immunity Warranty! (May 29, 2024)
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- The Outlaw Trump: When Impeachment Just Isn’t Enough (May 28, 2024)
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- Trump’s New Plan: Deport Protesters, Keep the Crazy! (May 27, 2024)
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- In the Shadows: How Todd Made the Courtroom His Own Personal Hide and Seek Playground (April 28, 2024)
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- Trump’s New Show: Survivor White House Edition — Who Will Outlast, Outplay, Outshout? (April 28, 2024)
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- ‘Decisions, Dramas, and Dice Rolls’: The Jack Smith Special (April 28, 2024)
- How to Get Arrested Without Really Trying: A Trump Tutorial (April 28, 2024)
- From Trump’s Oil Spills to Biden’s Wind Thrills: The Great Green Adventure (April 28, 2024)
- From Outrage to the Main Stage: Randall Terry Nods to the Constitution Party (April 28, 2024)
- GOP’s 2024: Lost in the Political Wilderness Without a Compass (April 27, 2024)
- From Executive Time to Judicial Naptime: Trump’s Courtroom Slumbers (April 27, 2024)
- Minneapolis Found the Therapy Button: It’s Green and Made of Cash (April 27, 2024)
- Legal Eagles at Birthday Parties: Trump Adds a New Flavor to Melania’s Cake (April 27, 2024)
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- Financial Fireworks: The Pentagon’s Guide to Sparkling Diplomacy (April 27, 2024)
- Inflation: Your Not-So-Secret Admirer Who Can’t Take a Hint (April 27, 2024)
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- Blinken Blinks First: A Tale of Economy, Security and Robotic Overlords (April 27, 2024)
- The Great American Split: When Indecision Becomes a Policy (April 27, 2024)
- Hoodies and Coups: Aaron Sorkin’s Guide to Modern Villainy (April 27, 2024)
- FAFSA Follies: A Tale of Despair, Devotion, and Disarray (April 27, 2024)
- Minty Fresh Freedom: How Menthol Dodge the Ban Bullet (April 27, 2024)
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- In Trump’s World, Every Day is Pay-a-Friend Day! (April 27, 2024)
- GOP to Candidates: Social Distancing from Trump Jr., but Make it Political (April 27, 2024)
- Unpeckerable’ Secrets: The Art of Burying More than Just the Lead (April 27, 2024)
- Trump’s New Campaign Trail: Courtrooms, Contempt, and Continual Chaos (April 27, 2024)
- Noem’s Wildlife Management Strategy: If It Moves, Shoot It! (April 27, 2024)
- Trump’s Federal Rodeo: Buckle Up for Fiscal Wild Rides! (April 27, 2024)
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- Legal Dramas Are So 2020: Welcome to the Presidential Courtroom Chronicles (April 27, 2024)
- Love in the Time of Tabloids: The Trump Birthday Extravaganza (April 27, 2024)
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- The Educators are Revolting! Literally (April 26, 2024)
- Civil War II: Now With More Popcorn! (April 26, 2024)
- Trump’s Global Goofs: A Masterclass in Diplomatic Disarray (April 26, 2024)
- Elon Musk: Free Speech Crusader or Satellite Dictator? (April 26, 2024)
- AI: Making the Rich Cry… From Happiness! (April 26, 2024)
- Trump’s New Campaign Slogan: Make America Wait for It… (April 26, 2024)
- Loyalty Over Logic: Trump’s Recipe for a Perfect VP Cocktail (April 26, 2024)
- MAGA Mystery Theatre: Trump Campaign Performs Alienation Act (April 26, 2024)
- Capitol Thirst: Nobody’s Dehydrated up in Here… Except for Democracy (April 26, 2024)
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- Net Neutrality Restored: Big Telecom’s Sad Day Out (April 26, 2024)
- Mitch McConnell Realizes Trump’s Coattails Are Actually Banana Peels (April 26, 2024)
- Putin on the Ritz: A Diplomatic Dance-Off in China (April 26, 2024)
- Socrates in Handcuffs: Modern-Day Philosophy Fights the Law (April 26, 2024)
- The Great British Break Off: A Tale of Tapes and Tariffs (April 26, 2024)
- Flip Flop Justice: When Convictions are Just Suggestions (April 26, 2024)
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- Florida’s New Tourist Attraction: The Economic Sinkhole Experience (April 26, 2024)
- Protest and Pestilence: University Administrators’ Guide to Clamping Down on that Pesky Free Speech (April 26, 2024)
- Republican Abortion Policy: Now You See It, Now You Don’t (April 26, 2024)
- Nikki Haley and the Fantastic Flop Forward: A Tale of Tireless Wandering in the Swing States (April 26, 2024)
- Green Acres is the Place to Be… If You Want to Learn About Corruption! (April 26, 2024)
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- Buttigieg Unveils New Airline Rules: Because Pretending to Help is Half the Battle! (April 25, 2024)
- Gut Check or Check Out: The 2024 Trump Dilemma (April 25, 2024)
- Courting Disaster: When Justices Play Ping Pong with Women’s Rights (April 25, 2024)
- TikTok’s Lobbying Love Song: Off Key and Out of Tune in D.C. (April 25, 2024)
- McKinsey: The Puppet Masters of Opioid Strings (April 25, 2024)
- Trump Wins Presidency of Narnia: Aslan to Preside Over Inauguration (April 25, 2024)
- AOC vs. The Tweeting Knight: Dawn of Democratic Discontent (April 25, 2024)
- How to Win a Protest: A Guide to Hashtags, Memes, and Occasionally, Actual Issues (April 25, 2024)
- Joe Biden’s Comedy Special: Remembering the Time Trump Went Clean… With Bleach (April 25, 2024)
- Great Chains of Fire: How Noncompetes Are Fuelling the New Corporate Feudal System (April 25, 2024)
- The Haley Comet: Rare, Misguided, But A Spectacular Sight in Political Desperation (April 25, 2024)
- Groundhog Day: The Carey Wright Version – Same Superintendent, Same Results! (April 25, 2024)
- Now You See It, Now You Still Don’t: Trump’s Magical Campaign Finances (April 25, 2024)
- Mitch McConnell: Savior of Ukraine or King of Capitol Hill Selfies? (April 25, 2024)
- Old Age: Just a Number or Your Next Great Adventure? (April 25, 2024)
- Putin’s Puppet Show: Will Shoigu Survive the Season Finale? (April 25, 2024)
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- Moo-ve Over COVID, There’s a New Virus in the Milk! (April 25, 2024)
- Bernie Sanders Wrestles with Big Pharma: A Pay-Per-View Event Worth Every Penny (April 25, 2024)
- Jack Smith’s New Party Game: Pin the Tail on the Trump Ally (April 25, 2024)
- Laughter in the Locked-Down Streets: Columbia’s Wild Ride on the Defiance Express (April 25, 2024)
- Ruff Justice: When Police Dogs Double as Judge and Jury (April 25, 2024)
- Supreme Court Drama: Will They Use Their Immunity Idol? (April 25, 2024)
- Unindicted Co-Conspirator: The Role You Never Knew You Needed (April 25, 2024)
- Coup Clutz Clan: Not Just Bad at Spelling (April 25, 2024)
- When Metaphors Fail: The Jesse Watters Story (April 25, 2024)
- Fake News Just Killed the President! Oh, Wait—Nevermind (April 25, 2024)
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- FTC to Employers: Stop Hogtying Your Employees, They’re Not Cattle! (April 24, 2024)
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- Elon’s Robots: Because What Could Go Wrong With Sentient Machines and Billionaire Dreams? (April 24, 2024)
- Hands-On Havoc: How the RNC Plans to Wrestle the 2024 Election to the Ground (April 24, 2024)
- Stefanik Saves Students from Dangerous Exposure to Different Perspectives (April 24, 2024)
- Senator Sheehy and the Case of the Invisible Hospital Report (April 24, 2024)
- McConnell Decides to Play Nice: A Cold Day in GOP Hell? (April 24, 2024)
- George Santos’ Campaign: Gone in the Blink of an Eye (April 24, 2024)
- Bromance to Nightmare: Putin and Kadyrov’s Dance with Destiny (April 24, 2024)
- Pilot’s New Best Friend: Russian GPS Jammers—Turning Professionals into Star-Gazers! (April 24, 2024)
- Biden’s Boogie Bananza: TikTok on the Clock, But the Privacy Doesn’t Stop (April 24, 2024)
- Kari Lake’s Time Machine: One-Way Ticket to the 1800s, Women’s Rights Not Included (April 24, 2024)
- Dial ‘D’ for Donald: A Secretive Call to 2024 (April 24, 2024)
- Subpoena Surprise: Scott Perry’s New Recipe for Political Disaster (April 24, 2024)
- Presidential Suites to Solitary Retreats: Trump’s Unexpected Upgrade (April 24, 2024)
- From China with Love: The Unrequited Love Story of a Pro-China PM (April 24, 2024)
- Sheinbaum to Competitors: See Ya Wouldn’t Wanna Be Ya (April 24, 2024)
- Flip The Switch: Bioluminescence Is So 540 Million Years Ago (April 24, 2024)
- Educators or Terminators? Tennessee’s New School Policy Might Surprise You (April 24, 2024)
- Harvard Classes and Hidden Cash: An Educational Fund Misadventure (April 24, 2024)
- McCormick Wins: Because Who Needs Subtlety in Politics Anyway? (April 24, 2024)
- Feathered Flavors: Bird Flu Finds Its Way to Your Breakfast Table (April 24, 2024)
- Oval Office Antics: When Presidents Prefer Briefings in the Bedroom (April 24, 2024)
- Trump Trial: More Biblical Than the Actual Bible? (April 24, 2024)
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- Biden Plays the ‘A’ Card: Abortion Rights in the Glare of the Election Spotlight (April 24, 2024)
- TikTok on the Clock but the Banning Won’t Stop (April 24, 2024)
- FBI Turns Down Trump’s Reality Show Pitch: ‘Real Housewives of Surveillance’ (April 24, 2024)
- How to Lose Friends and Alienate Mobsters: Lessons from The Enquirer (April 24, 2024)
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- Kevin McCarthy: Fumbling for the Remote Control of Power (April 23, 2024)
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- How RFK Jr. Became the Republicans’ Monster Under the Bed (April 23, 2024)
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- The Great Bookish Revolt: Where Banning Bans is the New Black (April 23, 2024)
- Bombshells in Kharkiv: Russia’s New Urban Development Plan (April 23, 2024)
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- Apocalypse Wow: The Sarcasm Survival Guide (April 23, 2024)
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- Make America Groove Again: Trump’s Two-Step Tango with TikTok (April 23, 2024)
- Trump Takes on Civil Bonds: Because Who Doesn’t Want More Drama? (April 23, 2024)
- AI in Coffee Shops: Because Your Barista Was Too Mainstream Anyway (April 23, 2024)
- Bannon’s Legal Advice: Skip the Middleman and Go Straight to the Court of Chaos (April 23, 2024)
- Antitrusty and the Fashion Fiasco: An FTC Fairytale (April 23, 2024)
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- Make Endorsements Great Again: Trump and the Curious Case of Back Patting Mike Johnson (April 23, 2024)
- Commander in Chic: Melania’s Battle Dress as Political Warfare (April 23, 2024)
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- Shoot First, Deliberate Later: The Tale of the Mistrial Cowboy (April 23, 2024)
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- Iran and the Case of the Inconsequential Sanctions (April 23, 2024)
- Avenatti and Trump: Cellmates in the Prison of Irony (April 23, 2024)
- Robert Kraft’s Fumble: Donor Dollars Take a Timeout from Columbia (April 23, 2024)
- Classified Documents: Trump’s Secret Recipe for White House Immunity Soup! (April 23, 2024)
- RFK Jr. and the Great Democratic Divide: A Trump-endorsed Fairy Tale ‘Terms and Conditions May Apply’ (April 23, 2024)
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- 20,000 Lawsuits Under the Sea: The Tale of the Dali’s Deep Pockets (April 23, 2024)
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- Zelensky’s Jackpot: War-torn Ukraine Hits the Aid Lottery! (April 22, 2024)
- Scumbagged: A GOP Tale of Insults and Intrigue (April 22, 2024)
- Maria Bartiromo and Marjorie Taylor Greene: Wrestling Over the Shards of a Broken Gavel (April 22, 2024)
- Zelensky’s Fiscal Fairytale: Uncle Sam’s Invisible Ink Checks (April 22, 2024)
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- Biden Emerges from his Hidey-Hole: A Presidential Game of Whack-a-Mole (April 22, 2024)
- Congress Votes ‘Yes’ on Military Aid: Ukraine and U.S. Update Relationship Status to ‘It’s Complicated’ (April 22, 2024)
- Mark Menzies Mode: When Public Service Is Too Mainstream (April 22, 2024)
- Mount Evidencemore: Where Convictions Go To Die! (April 22, 2024)
- No Crowns for Cameras: Harry and Meghan’s Kids Opt for a Netflix-Free Nursery (April 22, 2024)
- Trump’s Legal Tango: Stepping on the Toes of Justice, One Delay at a Time (April 22, 2024)
- From Art of the Deal to Art of the Steal: Trump’s Assets on the Brink of a James Bond Escape (April 22, 2024)
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- Keeping Up with the Trumps: Courtroom Edition. (April 22, 2024)
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- Fiscal Frugality Meets Foreign Policy: J.D. Vance’s Misadventures in Arithmetic (April 22, 2024)
- The Art of the Squeal: Unwrapping the 1990 Playgirl Trump Spectacle (April 22, 2024)
- Congressional Limbo Champion: How Low Can Greene’s Approval Ratings Go? (April 22, 2024)
- And For Her Next Trick, Governor Noem Will Turn ‘Choice’ Into ‘Chore’—The Great Political Illusion (April 22, 2024)
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- The House of Cards Shuffle: How to Pass Bills and Influence Job Security (April 22, 2024)
- The Great Tory Walkout: When Lawmakers Prefer ‘Cash Out’ Over ‘Cashing In’ (April 22, 2024)
- Dances with Wind Chimes: A Coachella Tailor’s Tale (April 22, 2024)
- Quit Playing Games with My Heart (and Other Organs): Singing Bye Bye Bye to Endless Suffering (April 22, 2024)
- The Alabama Policy Circus: Now With More Clowns Than Policies! (April 22, 2024)
- Make America Guffaw Again: Chronicles of a Commander in Tweets (April 22, 2024)
- Dollars and Nondisclosure: A Modern Love Story (April 22, 2024)
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- Defense Spending: Because Who Needs Affordable Healthcare Anyway? (April 22, 2024)
- The Great Voter Slumber Party: Pillow Fights Preferred Over Political Fights. (April 22, 2024)
- The Trump Legal Team Hits the Panic Button: An Opera in Several Acts of Desperation (April 22, 2024)
- Kristi Noem’s Masterclass in Political Ballet: Pirouettes around the Truth (April 22, 2024)
- Governor’s Proclamation: RFK Jr Influencing Presidential Race as Much as a Whisper in a Hurricane. (April 22, 2024)
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- Biden and Trump’s Tango: A Love Story in Court Documents and Subpoenas (April 22, 2024)
- The Great American Scream-Off: Presidential Debates or Adult Temper Tantrums? (April 22, 2024)
- The Lean Times of Trumponomics: How to Scrimp, Save, and Subtweet Your Way Through a Trial (April 22, 2024)
- Uncle Sam’s Ethical Gymnastics: Scoring a Perfect 0 in Moral Decathlon (April 22, 2024)
- New York: Where Lady Liberty’s Torch is Now a Tiki Lamp for Voter Rights Luau (April 21, 2024)
- Man Beats Civil War But Loses to Mississippi: The Ultimate Game of Survivor Gone Wrong (April 21, 2024)
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- Kennedy Proclaims Trump as Threat Level Midnight – Michael Scott Quakes! (April 21, 2024)
- The Bling Ring: Trump’s Latest Accessory to Political Crime and Miscommunion (April 21, 2024)
- When Prosecutors Get Applauded: The Fani Willis Story – Now with More Standing Ovations! (April 21, 2024)
- Waltzing Through Warfare and Web Woes: The House’s Endless Encores (April 21, 2024)
- Uncle Joe’s Auto(Workers) Club: Membership Includes Free Aviators (April 21, 2024)
- The Silence of the Trumps: A Courtroom Drama Unheard of Till Now (April 21, 2024)
- Fanning the Flames: One Man’s Fiery Farewell to Political Decorum (April 21, 2024)
- Florida Democrats’ Reeferendum: Will Pot-itical Fundraising Light Up the Polls? (April 21, 2024)
- Giuliani Goes Godwin: A Gavel in the Court, A Goose-Step in His Mind (April 21, 2024)
- States to EPA: Can’t We Just Sweep this Pollution Thing Under the (Toxic) Rug? (April 21, 2024)
- Erdogan’s Enigmatic Conference: A One-Man Show with a No-Peace Prize (April 21, 2024)
- Night Owls and Surveillance: Congress’ Newest Slapstick Duo (April 21, 2024)
- The U.N. Security Council Presents: Veto – The Ultimate Buzzkill in International Relations (April 21, 2024)
- Uncle Sam’s Charity Gala: Outbidding Each Other for the Sake of the Free World (April 21, 2024)
- Hush, Hush, Sweet Juror: The Ballad of the Overwhelmed Citizenry (April 21, 2024)
- Paxton’s Political Peril: A Case of High Steaks and Misdemeanors (April 21, 2024)
- Land of the Free, Home of the Petrified: When Brave Turned into ‘Save Me!’ (April 21, 2024)
- How to Monetize a Presidency, Post-Presidency: The Trumpian Guide to Royalty Fees (April 21, 2024)
- All Rise and No Power: Trump’s New Reality Show Gets Poor Ratings (April 21, 2024)
- From Fashionista to Politico: Melania Trump’s Encore in the Campaign Circus (April 21, 2024)
- Dealing with Air: Trump’s Bond Backing is as Solid as His Poker Face (April 21, 2024)
- The Fiscal Follies: How to Spend Money You Don’t Have and Pretend It’s Charitable (April 21, 2024)
- Matchstick Manifestos: A Lighter Side of Justice (April 20, 2024)
- Biden Raises the ‘Bar’ With Florida Abortion Ban: The Ultimate Campaign Cocktail (April 20, 2024)
- Protest-Hopping at Columbia: Your Guide to Conflict Resolution with a Side of Campus Maps (April 20, 2024)
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- Juror Jeopardy: Where Contestants Risk Their Sanity for Justice (April 20, 2024)
- Bombs Away! How ‘Almost War Crimes’ Became the New Diplomacy (April 20, 2024)
- The Middle East: Where Peace Deals Go to Die and Senators Go to Cry (April 20, 2024)
- Trump’s Courtroom Tango: Dancing Around the Law, One Step at a Time (April 20, 2024)
- Senate Offers Master Class in Last-Minute Procrastination: The FISA Fumble (April 20, 2024)
- Soldiers Swap Boot Camp for Boardrooms: Bayonets Are the New Ballpoints (April 20, 2024)
- Dial J for Jury: How To Select a Juror Who Has Never Heard the Phrase ‘You’re Fired’ (April 20, 2024)
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- Trump Alerts Nasdaq: ‘Those Short Sellers are YUGE Cheaters!’ (April 20, 2024)
- 100,000 Volunteers Sought for New Electoral Reality Show: ‘America’s Next Top Vote Monitor’ (April 20, 2024)
- The Great American Silence-Off: Trump vs. The Freedom of Speech Smackdown! (April 20, 2024)
- Trump’s New Book: ‘I Can’t Be Touched’—A Fairy Tale of Immunity, Checks, and Absolutely No BALANCE (April 20, 2024)
- Affordable Housing, Bootleg Weed, and Migrant Dreams: New York’s Fiscal Fantasia (April 20, 2024)
- The Odd Couple: How Biden and Israel Became the RomCom the Middle East Didn’t Know It Needed (April 20, 2024)
- Playing Hard, Paying Harder: The Bounce of the WNBA’s Underdog (April 20, 2024)
- Stand By Your Man: Trump Tests Courtroom Ground Rules (April 20, 2024)
- The Health Insurance Hoedown: How Many Texans Can We Boot-Scoot Off Medicaid? (April 20, 2024)
- How Tennessee Turned the Tables: UAW Tangoes with VW (April 20, 2024)
- Holy Heckler’s Handbook: Marjorie Taylor Greene and the Evangelical Boomerang (April 20, 2024)
- When In Doubt, Do Nothing: America’s Bold New Middle East mantra (April 20, 2024)
- How to Spy on Your Voters and Influence People: A Durbin-esque Drama (April 20, 2024)
- Suspensions Are So Last Season: Why a Day in Jail is the New Dean’s List (April 19, 2024)
- The Gospel According to Government: Rubio Writes a New Book of Acts with Taxpayer Dollars (April 19, 2024)
- When Protests Get Toasty: The Sizzling Scoop on Bernie’s Office Bonfire (April 19, 2024)
- The Speech Police: Pennsylvania Edition – No Actor’s Musings Allowed in Our Safe Space! (April 19, 2024)
- The Foreign Aid Fiasco: Money Origami with Johnson (April 19, 2024)
- The Trial of the Century: Now with More Doxxing Than a Teen In a TikTok Feud! (April 19, 2024)
- Hovde Hiccups: How to Alienate Voters and Influence No One (April 19, 2024)
- WV’s Run of Logic: Legalizing Liberty One Lap at a Time (April 19, 2024)
- The Great Climate Hack: Mother Nature Needs a Restraining Order (April 19, 2024)
- AI Regulation: The Unseen Comedy Script Politicians are Trying to Write (April 19, 2024)
- Iran to Israel: ‘Our Enrichment Could Beat Your Enrichment in Arm Wrestling’ (April 19, 2024)
- In a Race Against Time and Tuition: The Three-Year Degree Hustle (April 19, 2024)
- Dukes of Hazard: The Madison Cawthorn ‘Spin’off Everyone’s Talking About! (April 19, 2024)
- Swipe Right for Crime: The Romantic Intersection of Gift Cards and Organized Fraud (April 19, 2024)
- Love, Trust, and Embezzlement: The SNP’s New Campaign Strategy (April 19, 2024)
- Editing Ethics Out: The ‘Quiet on Set’ Con-troversy (April 19, 2024)
- The Great Landlord Heist: How to Steal a Living Without a Mask or Gun (April 19, 2024)
- Judge Cannon Fired Up to Possibly Delay Trump’s Latest Civil Probe Saga: Time-Out or Tap-Out? (April 19, 2024)
- Gaetz Learns Money is Fungible, Tries Applying Concept to Geography (April 19, 2024)
- The ImPerilous Mike Johnson and the Doomsday Election Prophecy (April 19, 2024)
- The Great Cyber Masquerade: FBI VS Chinese Hackers in the Ballroom of Anarchy (April 19, 2024)
- Ballot Bollywood: When the Electoral Process Becomes a Dance-Off (April 19, 2024)
- When Life Gives You Drones, Make Firecrackers: Iran’s Guide to Unintentional Comedy (April 19, 2024)
- Turn and Face the Strange: Turning Point Official Turns in Resignation and Faces the Music, Unironically (April 19, 2024)
- 50 Shades of Trade: The Steel-Curtain Romance We Didn’t Ask For (April 19, 2024)
- The Immigration Deal That Trump Tossed – Love, Laughter, and Legislative Lunacy (April 19, 2024)
- John Paulson’s Portfolio: Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Deductions (April 19, 2024)
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- Trump’s Latest Houdini Act: Making Millions Vanish Without Magic (March 26, 2024)
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- Retirement Plans: The Ultimate Unicorn in Middle-Class America’s Tax Safari (March 24, 2024)
- Inject Humor, Not Disinfectant: The Surprisingly Clean Fight Against Misinformation (March 24, 2024)
- Forget the Fruit: Smartphones are the New Serpent in Today’s Technological Eden (March 24, 2024)
- The Great American Pandemic Denial Cookoff: Whose Dish of Alternative Facts Tastes the Worst? (March 24, 2024)
- Big Oil’s Bitter Tears: A Love Letter to Trump’s Abandoned Drilling Rigs (March 24, 2024)
- Casey and McCormick’s Poll-dancing Extravaganza: Who Will Take Home the Electoral Disco Ball? (March 24, 2024)
- How to Lose Friends and Alienate Royals: The Omid Scobie Twitter Masterclass (March 24, 2024)
- Joe Biden and the Great Swing State Subway Scamper (March 24, 2024)
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- The Great Budget Bake-Off: Biden’s Trillion-Dollar Pie Saves the Day (For Now) (March 24, 2024)
- 50 Shades of Gay: America’s Latest Crayola Box of Bigotry (March 24, 2024)
- Congressional Efficiency: Hiding in Plain Sight or Just Plain Hiding? (March 24, 2024)
- Orange is the New Bleak: Unpacking the Trump Litigation Telenovela (March 23, 2024)
- The DOJ’s Paper Party: Documents and Drama in the DC Disco (March 23, 2024)
- Encore Expectations: Survival is the New Standing Ovation (March 23, 2024)
- From the Farm to the OR: A Kidney’s Tail—Oops, I Mean Tale! (March 23, 2024)
- Musical Chairs: But It’s Senate Seats At Stake and The Music Never Stops (March 23, 2024)
- “Making Social Media Great Again – One Bankruptcy at a Time.” (March 23, 2024)
- Princess Kate and the Pea-Sized Problem: Chatting About Cancer with Kids (March 23, 2024)
- Joe Biden’s Spicy Ad Fiesta: Trump’s Wall of Shame Just Got a New Mural (March 23, 2024)
- Joe Biden’s Fiscal High-Five: A $10,000 Tax Credit for Home Sellers Yearning for a Big Hug (March 23, 2024)
- Pecking Apart the Truth: When Fact-Checkers Get Henpecked (March 23, 2024)
- Putin on the Ritz: A Concert Hall Capers and the Art of Dodging Blame (March 23, 2024)
- When Judges Go Wild: The Cannon Escapade Through Legal Neverland (March 23, 2024)
- Pence Receives Medal of Valor for Going to Work: America Swoons (March 23, 2024)
- Cash Talk: How to Monetize Your IRS Love Letters (March 23, 2024)
- Kate Middleton: A Pawn in the Game of Groans (March 23, 2024)
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- Middleton Smirk Analysis: Is the ‘Mona Kate-a’ Grin a Symbol of Aristocratic Anarchy? (March 23, 2024)
- Hitchcock in Robes: Breyer’s Thrilling Tease of Judicial Indecision (March 23, 2024)
- Harry Potter and the Litigious Goblet of Fire: How One Prince Cast an Expelliarmus Spell on Murdoch’s Media Wand (March 23, 2024)
- Impeachment Improbable: GOP’s New Hit Reality Show (March 23, 2024)
- Safety Sacrificed at the Altar of Savings: The Texas Transportation Tragedy (March 23, 2024)
- Kamala Visits Puerto Rico: When Smiles and Handshakes Became the New Currency (March 23, 2024)
- Fifty Shades of Trade: The Bidenomics Conundrum (March 23, 2024)
- Gaza: A Part-Time Job Just Opened Up, and It’s Called Survival (March 23, 2024)
- NATO to Launch New Strategy: ‘Bear Hugs Not Bear Scare Tactics’ (March 23, 2024)
- Marjorie Taylor Greene: The Rebel Without a Clause… of the Constitution (March 22, 2024)
- Tick, Tock, Cash Block: House Treats Budget Like a Game of ‘Deal or No Deal’ (March 22, 2024)
- Truth Social Goes Public and Investors Ready Their ‘Safe Spaces’ (March 22, 2024)
- From Mind Games to Actual Games: The Neuralink Chronicles (March 22, 2024)
- From Towers to Tenements: The Great Trump Estate Turnaround (March 22, 2024)
- Kyle Rittenhouse and the Astounding Vanishing Act: Now You See Integrity, Now You Don’t! (March 22, 2024)
- The Never-Ending Story: Impeachment Edition (March 22, 2024)
- Swalwell’s Eulogy Service: GOP’s Impeachment Efforts Laid to Rest Amidst Satirical Revelry (March 22, 2024)
- Rubio Goes from Trump’s Punching Bag to Running Mate: Love Hurts, and So Does Politics. (March 22, 2024)
- Joe Biden’s New Impeachment Reality Show Audition: Will He Get the Rose? (March 22, 2024)
- Getting Sued? Put It on Hold with Trump’s New ‘Legally Blonde’ Playbook! (March 22, 2024)
- America’s New Diet: Cutting Down on Crime Calories—and It’s Not Even Thanksgiving Yet! (March 22, 2024)
- The Never-Ending Audit: How Trump Turned Tax Evasion into an Art Form (March 22, 2024)
- The Great Disbar-ment Debacle: When Law and Disorder Collide (March 22, 2024)
- Einstein’s Theory of Relativity Challenged by Trump’s Theory of Irrelevancy. (March 22, 2024)
- Missouri GOP Shocked to Discover Racists in Their Racism Garden (March 22, 2024)
- It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, It’s SuperTrump: Telling Heroes How to Fall! (March 22, 2024)
- Biden and Trump’s ‘Better Off’ Bingo: Pandemic Edition (March 22, 2024)
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- Red Tape Rendezvous: China’s Latest Hit Reality Show ‘Who Wants to Be a Bureaucratically Bamboozled Millionaire?’ (March 22, 2024)
- Donate Here: A Philanthropist’s Guide to Trump’s Legal Morass-Land (March 22, 2024)
- House GOP Discovers Time Machine, Proposes Budget from 1850 (March 22, 2024)
- Senators Struggle to ‘Swipe Left’ on TikTok’s Sultry Security Samba. (March 22, 2024)
- Stocks Rise, People Fall: America’s New Leap Year (March 22, 2024)
- Oopsy-Daisy Neo-Nazi: A Right-Wing Riot of Rhetorical ‘Mistakes’ (March 22, 2024)
- Republicans’ New Survivor Episode: Who Wants to Be a Senatorial Apprentice? (March 22, 2024)
- Magic 8-Ball Jurisprudence: All Signs Point to, ‘Sure, Why Not?’ (March 22, 2024)
- Ukraine vs. Russia: This Time It’s Personal (and Peninsula) (March 22, 2024)
- The Birkin Bubble: When Your Bank Account is Full, But Your Arms are Empty (March 22, 2024)
- Trump Grabs ‘Best Monitored’ Award: A Financial Fairy Tale (March 22, 2024)
- The Incredible Shrinking Party: Christie Squeezes GOP Tent into a Clown Car for One (March 22, 2024)
- The Legal Eagle and the Ad Man: A Tale of Two Wallets (March 22, 2024)
- The Schiff Hits the Fan: Garvey’s Guide to Dodging Taxes and Losing Public Trust (March 22, 2024)
- Trump’s Latest Saga: Tweets of War and Pieces of Peace (March 22, 2024)
- The Great GOP Circus: Moderates Walk Tightrope Over Fiscal Responsibility (March 22, 2024)
- From Capitol Hill to Antiques Roadshow: Menendez’s Thrilling New Chapter (March 22, 2024)
- Money Can Buy You Towers but Not Time: Tick Tock Goes the Trump Clock (March 22, 2024)
- Apple Faces the Government’s Wrath: There’s No ‘i’ in Monopoly, but There’s About to Be a Lawsuit (March 22, 2024)
- NATO’s New Soap Opera: The Young and the Restless… and the Militarized! (March 22, 2024)
- Trump’s Greatest Hits: The Lawsuit Collection That’s Putting Kids through Law School (March 21, 2024)
- Fox News Discovers Biden Lies in Their Breakfast Cereal: Claims It’s Part of a Balanced Diet (March 21, 2024)
- Big Hats, No Cattle: Texas Immigration Laws Trotted Out, Then Trotted Right Back In (March 21, 2024)
- DeSantis’ ‘Operation Magic School Bus’: Special Flight Edition with a Political Twist! (March 21, 2024)
- The Great Classified Paper Chase: Mar-a-Lago Edition (March 21, 2024)
- Hawkish Cuddles: Republicans Adopt Netanyahu as Their Comfy Strategy Pillow, While Democrats Shop for Earplugs. (March 21, 2024)
- Bankruptcy: Trump’s Favorite Board Game, Comes with Real-Life Get Out of Debt Free Cards! (March 21, 2024)
- From Towers to Troubles: Trump’s New Reality Show – ‘Who Wants to be a Bond-ionaire?’ (March 21, 2024)
- Cohen’s Guide to Probationary Perjury: How to Extend Your Stay With Style (March 21, 2024)
- Arizonans in Search of Missing Enthusiasm: Last Seen Circa ‘Hope and Change,’ Reward for Recovery (March 21, 2024)
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- Gaetz’s Grilling or Grillin’ with Gaetz: Either Way, It’s a Burnt Offering to Democracy (March 21, 2024)
- Retirement Roulette: Spin the Bottle for Your Benefits (March 21, 2024)
- Donald’s Dilemma: More Bonds Than a Sean Connery Film Festival (March 21, 2024)
- Latinos Caught Between a Rock and a Soft Taco: The Great 2024 Seduction (March 21, 2024)
- Constitutional Connivance: Making a Mockery out of Meritocracy (March 21, 2024)
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- Texas’ Innovative New Border Strategy: Bureaucracy and Paperwork (March 21, 2024)
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- Capitol Punishment: The Trump Edition – Now with More Pardons! (March 21, 2024)
- The Fed’s Favorite Yoga Pose: Corpse Pose for the Economy (March 21, 2024)
- AOC’s Quest for Reality in the Grand Theater of Impeachment (March 21, 2024)
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- Congressional Procrastination: Because Who Needs a Government Anyway? (March 21, 2024)
- How Social Security is Spicing Up Retirement With Surprise Clawback Parties (March 21, 2024)
- How the West Was Won ‘Over by Bureaucrats’ One Glass at a Time (March 21, 2024)
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- Ex-President Strikes Gold: Unearths Big Tech’s Price Tag While Mining for Truths (March 21, 2024)
- Trump to Prince Harry: ‘You’re Evicted from the Kingdom (of America)’ (March 21, 2024)
- The EPA’s Shocking Plan: No More Horsepower, Just Actual Horse-Power (March 21, 2024)
- Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Quest to Make Abortion Clinics Great Again—By Making Them Disappear! (March 21, 2024)
- How One Senator’s Pregnancy Tale Became the Plot Twist No One Saw Coming (March 21, 2024)
- A Blueprint for Disaster: Biden’s Housing Market Hilarity Hour (March 21, 2024)
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- Senate Shocked to Discover TikTok Not Part of Balanced Breakfast (March 21, 2024)
- DWAC Stock Jumps: Investors Ride the Hope Rollercoaster Without Seatbelts (March 21, 2024)
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- The Divine Comedy: John Eastman’s Quest for Legal Salvation ‘Bring Your Checkbook’ (March 21, 2024)
- Unhappy Campers: How America Pitched a Tent at the Lower End of the Happy Scale (March 21, 2024)
- A Senior Moment: Republicans Discover Immortality, Propose Social Security at 150 (March 21, 2024)
- From Memes to Money: The Reddit Gold Rush and How Your Cat Pics Funded a Billionaire’s New Boat (March 21, 2024)
- How to Win Enemies and Influence No One: The Ted Cruz Harvard Saga (March 21, 2024)
- The McConnell Paradox: When Staying Forever Young Means Never Changing (March 21, 2024)
- Hide and Go Leak: The Secret’s Out on Sullivan’s Ukrainian Escapades (March 21, 2024)
- Ancestral Acres: Unearthing the Roots of Ridiculousness in Real Estate (March 21, 2024)
- In Search of the Lost Impeachment: A GOP Adventure (March 21, 2024)
- Trump’s Monetary Magic Tricks: Now You See the Bond, Now You Don’t (March 21, 2024)
- Chubb to Trump: We’re Just Not That Into You (March 21, 2024)
- Steve’s Big Blow-Up: A Blusterous Tale of GOP Gaffes and Woes (March 21, 2024)
- Calling All Non-Citizens: Get Your Guns Now, ICE Agents Hate Being Outgunned! (March 20, 2024)
- The Great Time Heist: Stealing Back the Workweek (March 20, 2024)
- Trump’s New Book: ‘The Art of Begging Bigly’ — A Practical Guide to High-Class Panhandling (March 20, 2024)
- From Executive Privilege to Inmate Number: Navarro’s Not-So-Great Escape (March 20, 2024)
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- Jared Kushner’s Sandcastles in the Sky: The Gaza Beachfront Bonanza! (March 20, 2024)
- Billion-Dollar Bid: Democracy’s Latest Auction House Masterpiece (March 20, 2024)
- The Don’s Legal Strategy: When ‘Not Guilty’ is Too Mainstream (March 20, 2024)
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- From the Big Sky to the Vast Womb (March 20, 2024)
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- The Art of the Owe: Trump’s New Financial Frontier (March 20, 2024)
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- Trump’s Legal Team Tackles the Next Bestseller: ‘How to Lose Friends and Influence Courtrooms’ (March 20, 2024)
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- Jack Smith’s Grand Illusion: Is Trump the Magician’s Apprentice or Just Pulling Rabbits from a Hat Full of Alternative Facts? (March 20, 2024)
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- Charge It to the Game: Biden’s Electric Slide into Environmental Policy (March 20, 2024)
- Mar-a-Lago Meltdown: Former President’s Peril in Paradise! (March 20, 2024)
- New York to Pregnancy: Not Tonight, I Have a Headache (March 20, 2024)
- Make Bank Balances Great Again: The Trump Fiscal Fumble! (March 20, 2024)
- Trumponomics 101: Predicting Policy with a Magic 8-Ball (March 20, 2024)
- North Carolina Swipes Left on Consistent Parental Rights (March 20, 2024)
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- From Apprentice to Litigant: Trump’s New Reality Show Courts Drama (March 20, 2024)
- The Return of the Silent Partner: A Melania Trump Campaign Mystery (March 20, 2024)
- ‘Precedent Trump’ Casts for New Reality Show: ‘Who Wants to be Absolutely Immune?’ (March 20, 2024)
- Joe Manchin: The Climate Change Whisperer with Coal-Stained Cheeks (March 20, 2024)
- The Mundell Monarchy: A Noble Prize for Pettiness (March 19, 2024)
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- Hush-Hush and the Big Bad Trump: A Political Fairy Tale. (March 19, 2024)
- Judge Hits Mute: The Trump Tape Lost in Judicial Limbo-land (March 19, 2024)
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- Judge Judy and Executioner: Trump’s New Reality Court TV Targets Capitol Hill (March 19, 2024)
- Peter Picks Prison: A Supreme Guide to Ignoring Powerful Friends (March 19, 2024)
- Mike Johnson and the Quest for the Holy Grail of Shutdowns (March 19, 2024)
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- Keeping Up with the Trump-dashians: Scandals, Hush Money, and Accidental Family Ties (March 19, 2024)
- From Penthouse to Poorhouse: Trump’s Magic Beans Bounce (March 19, 2024)
- The Inclusive Odyssey: Uncle Joe’s Wild Ride Through LGBTQ Rights—and Beyond! (March 19, 2024)
- GOP’s New Reality Show: ‘America’s Got Fabrications’ – Auditioning Now! (March 19, 2024)
- From Job Security to Job Obscurity: AI’s Plot to Make Us All Obsolete… But With Benefits! (March 19, 2024)
- Impeachment Inquiry Spurned: Devon Does Devon, Anyone Surprised? (March 19, 2024)
- The Trump Dollar Dance: Shuffling Bills Across Borders Like a Fiscal Flamenco. (March 19, 2024)
- The Invisible Man: Hunter Biden’s Masterful Game of Congressional Hide and Seek (March 19, 2024)
- Reeves and the Chamber of Fiscal Secrets: Labour’s Plan to Gryffindor the Treasury (March 19, 2024)
- Make Donations Great Again: A Tale of Empty Wallets and Quieter Telephones (March 19, 2024)
- Digging for Oil in a Vineyard: Kushner’s New ‘Not-So-Secret’ Influence Plan (March 19, 2024)
- Four-Day Frenzy: The Time-Off Tango of American Politics (March 19, 2024)
- IMF: Imparting More Financial woes or Instant Money Fountain? (March 19, 2024)
- A Match Made in Mayhem: NRA and ACLU Swipe Right on Free Speech (March 19, 2024)
- The Bedtime Battle Cry: When CEOs and Dreamland Collide (March 19, 2024)
- Democracy Dances the Nutcracker: Putin Pirouettes to Predicted Presidency (March 19, 2024)
- Putin’s Nuclear Neoprene: Stretching the Limits of Credibility (March 19, 2024)
- Supreme Clickbait: Highest Court in the Land Decides on Hashtags and Freedom (March 19, 2024)
- Mayor’s Office: Now with Historical Accusations and Time-Tested Denials! (March 19, 2024)
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- The Economy: Walking on Sunshine, but Wearing Gloom-Colored Boots (March 19, 2024)
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- The Ohio GOP Primary: Democracy’s Newest Reality Show – Who Will Get Voted Off the Island? (March 19, 2024)
- The Great American Bond Safari: How Trump’s Team Went Searching for a Financial Unicorn (March 19, 2024)
- A Supreme Guide to Selective Justice: How to Get Away with Insurrection (March 19, 2024)
- 50 Shades of Trade Deals: Steelworkers Tie the Knot with Biden (March 19, 2024)
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- The ER: Where ‘Intensive Care’ Takes on a Whole New Meaning (March 19, 2024)
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- Inhaler Price Cut: Because You Shouldn’t Have to Win the Lottery to Take a Breath! (March 19, 2024)
- Efficiency is Overrated: Freedom Caucus Takes on a Government Goose Chase (March 19, 2024)
- A Tale of Two Jabs: How Measles Is Making the Medical World Spin Right Round. (March 19, 2024)
- Progressives to Federal Reserve: Make It Rain (Responsibly)! (March 19, 2024)
- House GOP’s New Border Policy: Just Close Everything (March 19, 2024)
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- The AI-Volution of Classroom: Survival of the Digitest (March 19, 2024)
- Elon Musk Courts GOP, Misfires, Sends Love Letter to Mars Instead (March 19, 2024)
- Antonio Brown’s Latest Catch: A Cool Half-Mil for Trump’s Favor (March 19, 2024)
- Judge Spins Wheel of Fortune: Vowels Cost Extra, Clarity Not Included (March 19, 2024)
- The Capitol Insurrection: The New Unconventional Career Launcher (March 19, 2024)
- Unplayed Melodies: The Courtroom Mixtape Missing Its Lead Track (March 19, 2024)
- How To Save Your Child From Becoming a Hashtag-Whispering Zombie (March 19, 2024)
- Donald’s New Gospel: The Book of Armchair Theology (March 19, 2024)
- Trump’s How-To Guide: Subpoena Serenades and the Art of the Twitter J’accuse (March 19, 2024)
- Alabama’s Great Fertility Frontier: Where Conception Meets Legislation (March 18, 2024)
- The DNA Lottery: Babies Enter Free, Government Hits the Jackpot (March 18, 2024)
- Liz Cheney’s Indictment Infatuation: How Dare She Stand Up for Democracy? (March 18, 2024)
- Walls Work Wonders: When You Need to Keep Ideas Out and Fear In (March 18, 2024)
- Justice in Jest: RBG’s Uneasy Posthumous Embrace of the Rich and Questionable (March 18, 2024)
- Black Voters Window-Shopping for a New Political Party, But the Mannequins Are Scary (March 18, 2024)
- ‘Catchphrase-nomics’: China’s Latest Export. Do Slogans Come with a Warranty? (March 18, 2024)
- Trump’s Latest Rhetoric: Democracy Goes to the Emergency Room (March 18, 2024)
- Workouts and Walkouts: The Planet Fitness Political Hustle (March 18, 2024)
- Certification Shy? New Dating App for Officials Who Just Can’t Commit… to Democracy (March 18, 2024)
- An Ex-Lawyer’s Guide to Courtroom Carnivals: Trump’s Big Tent of Trials (March 18, 2024)
- Pence Prepares for Political Purgatory: Heaven Help Us All (March 18, 2024)
- Blossoms in a Hurry: Trees Tell Climate Change to Catch Up (March 18, 2024)
- The Big Green Apple: Rolling Up the Red Tape with a Wink and a Puff! (March 18, 2024)
- The Great American Backslide: Roller-Skating Up the Down Escalator (March 18, 2024)
- How Schiff Got His Groove Back: Wooing SCOTUS for a Change (March 18, 2024)
- The European Defense Makeover: Extreme Edition – Now with More LEDs! (March 18, 2024)
- Trump’s Magical Political Theatre: Now Showing ‘Lies and the Illusion of Truth! (March 18, 2024)
- First Amendment Goes on a Tinder Date with the Supreme Court: Left or Right Swipe for Free Speech? (March 18, 2024)
- Homeland Security’s New A.I. Strategy: Because Who Needs Human Judgment When You Have Fancy Calculators? (March 18, 2024)
- Trump’s New Reality Show: ‘Courtroom Apprentice’ Hosted by Letitia James (March 18, 2024)
- Putin’s Guide to Winning Friends and Influencing Votes: The Remix (March 18, 2024)
- The Civil War: Now with More Explosions and Less Substance! (March 18, 2024)
- Oz’s Most Wanted: The Great Ruby Slipper Heist Bonanza (March 18, 2024)
- Putin Questions? Trump Responds with His New Single, ‘Riddle Me This’ (March 18, 2024)
- Jen Psaki Plays Truth Jenga with Trump Campaign, Claims Victory When the Tower Falls (March 18, 2024)
- From the Great Wall to Empty Halls: China’s Quest for a Baby Brawl (March 18, 2024)
- When Politicians Fear the ‘Renegade’: America’s Strategy to Out-Dance Foreign Policy (March 18, 2024)
- The Great American Cash-Grab: How Elections Turn into Dollar-Driven Derbies (March 18, 2024)
- ‘Trumped’ by Tweets: Nancy’s Guide to Political Burns and How to Treat Them (March 18, 2024)
- Greenback in Black: The Dollar’s Identity Crisis and Rockstar Comeback Plan (March 18, 2024)
- Kushner’s Serbian Tango: One Step Forward, Two Steps into Controversy (March 18, 2024)
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- From Banning to Bantering: Trump’s TikTok Two-Step (March 18, 2024)
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- Undercover Boss: Democratic Edition – Meddling in the GOP for Fun and Nonprofits (March 17, 2024)
- Hail to the QB: Aaron Rodgers for Veep and Other Signs of the Apocalypse (March 17, 2024)
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- From Capitol Hill to Capitol Thrill: Gaetz’s Wild Ride on the Legal Rollercoaster (March 17, 2024)
- The Emperor’s New Clothes Are Made of Polyethylene: Unraveling the Great Recycling Hoax. (March 17, 2024)
- Fox’s Face Faux Pas: Mistaken Identity or New Reality Show? (March 17, 2024)
- Bridal Waves: Surfing the Upsurge in Post-Pandemic Betrothals (March 17, 2024)
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- The Billion Dollar Baby Bootstraps His Way to Budgetary Bliss (March 17, 2024)
- Last Call for Democracy: Booze, Bans, and Ball Caps (March 17, 2024)
- Voting Day Forecast: Democracy with a Chance of Bloodbath (March 17, 2024)
- Charging Ahead Full Steam: Trump’s Revolutionary Tariff-Powered Economy (March 17, 2024)
- Election 2024: Russia Decides to Keep the Surprise in Kinder Eggs, Not Politics (March 17, 2024)
- Hocus Pocus and Legal Focus: Levin’s Guide to Judicial Gymnastics (March 17, 2024)
- The Art of Political Pivoting: Trump’s Diversionary Disco (March 17, 2024)
- The January Jamboree: How Trump Turned a Riot into a Recurring Nightmare for Biden (March 17, 2024)
- Bankman-Fried: A Modern Monet of Money Laundering Miniatures? (March 16, 2024)
- The Grand Old Paradox: Conservatives Closeted Love Affair with Choice (March 16, 2024)
- Supreme Court’s New Season: Lake’s Lament or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Machine (March 16, 2024)
- Steel the Vote: How to Swing an Election with Syncopated Sarcasm and Corporate Cameos (March 16, 2024)
- Gone with the Legal Wind: When Prosecutors Abandon Ship (March 16, 2024)
- Legal Love Island: Where Prosecutors and DA’s Find True Romance Amid Cases (March 16, 2024)
- Wigs, Heels, and Constitutional Appeals: The Supreme Court’s Runway to Nowhere (March 16, 2024)
- ‘Ethical Limbo: How Low Can You Go?’ – Starring Fani Willis and The Ex (March 16, 2024)
- Harris and Fat Joe: The Joint Chiefs of Marijuana Reform (March 16, 2024)
- Groundhog Day: The Political Sequel – This Time It’s Just as Tedious! (March 16, 2024)
- Uncle Sam’s Boomerang Bonanza: How to Play Catch and Release with Actual Human Lives (March 16, 2024)
- Press Enter for President: Russia’s New Era of Remote Control Politics (March 16, 2024)
- House Republicans Find Their Soulmate in Conspiracy Casanova (March 16, 2024)
- Cut-Price Commissions: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Bargain Basements Sale? (March 16, 2024)
- Priebus’s Pioneering Plan: Winning by Actually Trying to Get Votes (March 16, 2024)
- Working Class or a Class of Its Own: The Political Charade of Knowing the People (March 16, 2024)
- A Six-Point Lead and a Game of Ping-Pong: Florida’s Political Pantomime (March 16, 2024)
- The ‘Taiwan, Maybe?’ Saga: How to Be Independent Without Hurting Anyone’s Feelings (March 16, 2024)
- Medicare and Medicaid’s New Siamese Twin Act: Because Two Heads Are Better Than One? (March 16, 2024)
- Fani Willis Plays Dodgeball with Trump’s Legal Team and Scores a Home Run (March 16, 2024)
- New York, New York: A City So Nice, They Sheltered Everyone Twice (March 16, 2024)
- Mike Pence Unveils New Brand: ‘Bravery Light’ – Now with 5% Courage! (March 16, 2024)
- Strike Up the Band: Trump’s Trial Hits Pause for Encore Evidence Performance (March 16, 2024)
- Oklahoma Chief Takes on Herculean Task of Out-Tweeting a Buttigieg (March 15, 2024)
- From White House to Big House: Ex-Official’s New Guide to Upholstery Choices in Federal Digs (March 15, 2024)
- Bragg’s Balancing Act: Is Trump Indictment an Unseen Episode of ‘Friends’? (March 15, 2024)
- The People’s Court Presided by DJT: The Ultimate Legal Remix (March 15, 2024)
- Mar-a-Leak-o: Florida’s Latest Waterpark Attraction (March 15, 2024)
- Trump Scores Epic Mathlete Fail: GOP Suddenly Doesn’t Know the Numbers. (March 15, 2024)
- High Stakes, Slow Bakes: Trump’s Trial, Now with More Intermission Than Broadway! (March 15, 2024)
- Hide away the Top Secret Files, The Trump Magic Show Continues! (March 15, 2024)
- Denver’s Surprise Population Party: RSVPs Not Required (March 15, 2024)
- Capitol Hill’s New Reality Show: ‘America’s Next Top Law Enforcer’ (March 15, 2024)
- Trump 2024: Making the Dollar Great Again, One Satoshi at a Time (March 15, 2024)
- TikTok Turmoil: How America Danced Its Way Into a National Security Foxtrot (March 15, 2024)
- Social Security Shuffle: One Step Forward, A Hundred Years Back (March 15, 2024)
- Vague Much? Trump Plays Legal Mad Libs with the System (March 15, 2024)
- Peter Navarro’s Masterclass: How to Swap Executive Privilege for an Orange Jumpsuit (March 15, 2024)
- Alex Jones: The Master Chef of Political Cannibalism—Recipes for Disaster! (March 15, 2024)
- The Fast and the Furi-Ousted: Georgia’s New Courtroom Pitstops (March 15, 2024)
- Fifty Shades of Declassified: Mar-a-Lago’s Under the Cover Operations (March 15, 2024)
- Judge ‘Swipes Left’ on Trump’s Latest Courtship (March 15, 2024)
- Brooklyn’s Latest Dance Craze: The Bullet Dodge Boogie! (March 15, 2024)
- International House of Political Pancakes Serves Up a New IMF Chief Special (March 15, 2024)
- Fibbers Anonymous: White House Staffers’ New Support Group. (March 15, 2024)
- Grand Ole Party Crashers: A Tale of Rogue Elephants in Donkeyland (March 15, 2024)
- Purgatory Politics: Where Bipartisan Bills Go to Get Lost Like Socks in a Dryer (March 15, 2024)
- Democrats Play Poker with a Deck Full of Jokers (March 15, 2024)
- The Ballad of the 2nd Amendment and the Unforeseen Background Check (March 15, 2024)
- Surprise! Maryland could determine control of the Senate this fall. (March 15, 2024)
- Bake America Great Again: A Pie Chart for National Unity (March 15, 2024)
- Historical Accuracy Leaves the Chat: Trump and Kate’s Photoshop Saga (March 15, 2024)
- Mitch and the Giant Peach of Justice: Rolling Over Democracy One Rule at a Time! (March 15, 2024)
- Government Execution Idol: America’s Next Top Martyr and How to Monetize Them (March 15, 2024)
- Hidden Mickeys, but Make It Kate: A Royal Easter Egg Hunt in Classic Literature (March 15, 2024)
- Harris Takes a Stroll Down Controversy Lane – Gets Glared At by Old Man in Suit! (March 15, 2024)
- Uncle Sam’s Rusty Armor: No Foreign Pennies in This Piggy Bank (March 15, 2024)
- Joe Biden: Putting the ‘Dem’ in Demosthenes, One Stutter at a Time (March 15, 2024)
- The Grand Carnival of Democracy: Coming to a Ballot Near You (March 15, 2024)
- A Congressional Fairy Tale: Once Upon a Time, Urgency Mattered (March 15, 2024)
- Alvin Bragg: New York’s Legal Houdini or Just Another Guy With a Planner? (March 15, 2024)
- Joe’s Journeys and Donald’s Depositions: The New Face-Off in American Politics (March 15, 2024)
- Doodles of Doom: How Teen Angst and Bad Poetry Became Exhibit A (March 14, 2024)
- The Art of the (Trade) Deal: Canada Tiptoes Across a Minefield in Stilettos and a Smile (March 14, 2024)
- RFK Jr. to announce vice presidential pick at the end of March (March 14, 2024)
- The Scarlett Letter: Cruz’s Jealous Ode to SNL’s Celebrity Roasters (March 14, 2024)
- Nuclear Nonsense: A Comedic Countdown to Contaminated Catastrophe (March 14, 2024)
- The Great Political Swindle: Trump Plays Job Fairy to Former Foe (March 14, 2024)
- A Smile is Worth a Thousand Policies: Biden’s Latest Strategy to Combat Voter Discontent (March 14, 2024)
- Georgia’s Latest Import: Political Panels or Puppet Shows? (March 14, 2024)
- When Congress Plays Call of Duty: A Haitian Rescue Saga (March 14, 2024)
- “Hocus-Pocus Documentus”: The Magical Misadventures of Mar-a-Lago’s Single-Room Mystery (March 14, 2024)
- Make America Gape Again: A Tale of Two Grandpas and the Election That Time Forgot (March 14, 2024)
- AOL and the Artful Dodgers: How Not to Defend a Capitol (March 14, 2024)
- Throwing Votes and Catching Credit: How to Play Political Dodgeball the Stefanik Way (March 14, 2024)
- Diplomatic Dance-Off: Biden’s Guide to Twisting and Shouting through Sanctions (March 14, 2024)
- Omar and Biden in Synch: How to Tango Over the Middle East Without Missing a Beat (March 14, 2024)
- Georgia’s Legal Lottery: You Gotta Spin to Win (Your Freedom) (March 14, 2024)
- In a Game of Legal Jenga, Six Charges Pulled – Will the Trump Tower Fall? (March 14, 2024)
- John Paulson: Swapping the Bull Market for the Bullpen of Treasury Secretary Picks (March 14, 2024)
- Electoral Groundhog Day: Biden and Trump in The Never-Ending Race (March 14, 2024)
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- The Biden Blunder: A Classic in American Second Amendment Theatre (March 14, 2024)
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- Dance Battle: House vs. Senate – The Ultimate Choreography of Policy (March 14, 2024)
- Aaron Rodgers Throws a Hail Mary Pass Straight into the Arms of Conspiracy Theorists (March 14, 2024)
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- Harris’ Historic Clinic Visit: A Step Forward or the Most Epic Game of Political Twister? (March 14, 2024)
- Thumb Thuggin’: How To Defend Democracy One Text At A Time (March 14, 2024)
- Sweden on NATO Tinder: Swiping Right for Security or Just a One-Night Stand Against Russia? (March 14, 2024)
- Retirement Fever Hits GOP as Ken Buck Starts Trend; Early Bird Specials Expected to See a Surge (March 14, 2024)
- Biden: The Unheardical—a Silence So Deafening, It’s Almost Loud (March 14, 2024)
- Donald Trump’s New Book: “How to Deal (with Classified Information) for Dummies” (March 14, 2024)
- Hide and Go Seek: The World Plays Pretend with Putin’s Toys (March 14, 2024)
- Dances With Conspiracies: Boebert’s Ballroom of Bizarre Bipartisanship (March 14, 2024)
- R.N.C.’s Minority Outreach: Now with 100% Less Outreach! (March 14, 2024)
- How to Choose a Vice President: A Guide to Igniting the Middle Ages (March 14, 2024)
- The Art of the War Deal: Buying Peace, One Billion at a Time (March 14, 2024)
- Groundhog Day in Congress: Re-Redoing the Already Done (March 14, 2024)
- Mississippi Makes a Splash in Gender Pool with Only Two Depths: Shallow and More Shallow (March 14, 2024)
- Lindell’s Dream of Supreme Cuddles: Snuggling Up to Justice with Pillows Full of Proof (March 14, 2024)
- FAA Greenlights SpaceX Launch: Popcorn Sales Skyrocket Alongside Rocket (March 14, 2024)
- Chubb Proves Money is the Best Lawyer: Trump Skirts Tethers of Justice (March 14, 2024)
- The Georgian Peach Caper: How Trump Made Legal Indictments Disappear (March 14, 2024)
- Make America Guffaw Again: The Trump Hush-Money Saga Continues (March 14, 2024)
- Supreme Court Stars: Will Justice Sotomayor Get Her Own Catchphrase? (March 14, 2024)
- Buttigieg’s Battery-Powered Punchlines: Taking Jabs in an Electric Political Arena (March 14, 2024)
- Back to the Future IV: Biden and Trump’s Age-Old Rivalry Reboots (March 14, 2024)
- Space Camp: Where Gender Norms Are More Scrutinized Than UFOs (March 14, 2024)
- Congress Puts Biden in Time-Out: No Playdough for the Border Fence Playhouse (March 14, 2024)
- Janet Yellen’s Inflation Prediction: Gone with the Wind, or Just Blowing in it? (March 14, 2024)
- Who Needs a Handmaid’s Tale When You’ve Got South Dakota? (March 14, 2024)
- Governor Turns Pennsyl-Green-ia: A Renewable Hope or a Carbon-Con? (March 14, 2024)
- Election Reruns: Skip the Ballot, Secure a Paycheck (March 14, 2024)
- Gown Gossip: Decoding Royal Attire for Marital Fire (March 14, 2024)
- GOP to Minorities: It’s Not You, It’s Us… Actually, It’s Definitely You (March 14, 2024)
- The Republican Rapture: Is Congress the New Heaven, or Are They Just Bored? (March 13, 2024)
- Biden’s Bandwagon: Now Boarding Infrequent Voters and Reluctant Centrists (March 13, 2024)
- Hur’s Magical Mystery Tour: Special Counsel’s Report, Now with More Rabbit Holes! (March 13, 2024)
- Joe Biden: He’s Not New, But He’ll Do – The 2024 Democratic Encore! (March 13, 2024)
- Statistics to Crime: ‘I’m Just Not That Into You’ (March 13, 2024)
- Suozzi’s Border Bonanza: More New York Values, Less Southern Comfort! (March 13, 2024)
- Georgia Throws a Peach Pit, Biden Builds a Victory Orchard (March 13, 2024)
- Cutting Edge Democracy: The Zip Tie Revolution (March 13, 2024)
- Trump wins Georgia primary, AP says (March 13, 2024)
- The Surprisingly Unfunny Truth About Teen Brains on Stress (and Social Media) (March 13, 2024)
- Kennedy’s Veepstakes: Shrouded in More Mystery Than the Secret Seasoning of KFC (March 13, 2024)
- Roads, Rails, and Regrettable Budget Reveal: The $3 Billion Boondoggle (March 13, 2024)
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- The ‘Not So’ Friendly Skies: When Flight Schools Skip the Chapter on ‘Do Not Disturb’ (March 13, 2024)
- The Great American Delegate Bake-Off: Recipes for Electoral Success (March 13, 2024)
- Congress Declares War on Dance Challenges: The TikTok Offensive (March 13, 2024)
- Courtroom or Reality Show? Willis’s Legal Woes Turn Prime Time (March 13, 2024)
- When Florida Almost Put the LGBTQ in NDA: The Gag Law that Gagged (March 13, 2024)
- The RNC and DNC: A Tale of Two Parties, One Punchline (March 13, 2024)
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- Governor’s Surprise: Nebraska’s New Wellness Retreat for Confused Teenagers. (March 13, 2024)
- Democrat Darling: Biden Peaches to the Choir in Georgia Win (March 13, 2024)
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- Breaking Red: Georgia Secures Another Season of The Trump Show (March 13, 2024)
- Georgia’s Not Stirred: Biden’s Laid-Back Lap to Primary Triumph (March 13, 2024)
- The Comma Commissar: Chronicles of the Red Pen Revolutionary (March 13, 2024)
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- Biden Bags Georgia: In Other News, Grass Continues Being Green (March 13, 2024)
- Columbia University: Where ‘Free Speech’ Rhymes with ‘Beach’ Because That’s Where It’s Buried (March 13, 2024)
- Georgia Decides It Prefers Its Politics Deep Fried and Extra Trumpy (March 13, 2024)
- Do-It-Yourself Democracy: When Tool Belts and Policies Collide (March 13, 2024)
- The Philanthropist’s Guide to Viral Victories and Bureaucratic Battles (March 13, 2024)
- No More Picking Favorites: The Judicial Edition (March 13, 2024)
- The Georgian Jumble: Democracy’s New Reality Game Show (March 13, 2024)
- The Art of the Non-Defense: Hush Money, Hidden Lawyers, and the Trump Legal Tango (March 13, 2024)
- Déjà Vote: The American Electorate’s Love Affair with the ‘Good Old Days’ (March 13, 2024)
- Democracy in Action: Biden Takes Nomination in Groundbreaking Unopposed Contest (March 13, 2024)
- Trump’s Titanically Tremendous Torrent of Tactical Typos (March 13, 2024)
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- Trump Tries Teamster Charm – Big Wheels Keep on Turnin’, Gold Towers Keep on Burnin’ (March 13, 2024)
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- Red Tape Rodeo: The Wild, Wild Quest for Government Benefits (March 12, 2024)
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- Swipe Right for Rights: Gen Z’s Guide to Political Trendsetting (March 12, 2024)
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- Making America Great at Ignorance: Trump’s Guide to Yesteryear’s Classroom (March 12, 2024)
- Congress to TikTok: It’s Not Me, It’s You—National Security Fears or Just Fear of Commitment? (March 12, 2024)
- Robin Hood in a Suit: Biden’s Housing Merry Men Take on the Sheriffs of Suburbia (March 12, 2024)
- Vaccination or Vacillation: Trump’s Guide to Public Health Policy (March 12, 2024)
- GOP’s Guide to Gaslighting: Unmaking an Insurrection One Redaction at a Time! (March 12, 2024)
- The Middle East’s New Underground Trend: It’s Not a Subway, It’s a Tunnel Network! (March 12, 2024)
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- AI Tinkers With Royal Winkles: A Digital Age Tragedy (March 12, 2024)
- Billion Dollar Boomerang: The Art of Throwing Money and Hoping for Peace (March 12, 2024)
- The Ostrich Approach: How to Win Oscars and Ignore History. (March 12, 2024)
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- Alex’s Jonesing for Reality: A Documentary Dives Deep into the Shallow End (March 12, 2024)
- The Great Texas Fry-Off: No Steak Left Behind (March 12, 2024)
- The Art of the Legal Stall: Trump’s Presidential Immunity Woes (March 12, 2024)
- From Polls to Trolls: The Epic Saga of Trump vs. Biden (March 12, 2024)
- The Silence of the Hams: Oscars Snub Comedy for Glamour (March 12, 2024)
- Dancing with the Czars: Trump’s TikTok Tango Turns Tumultuous (March 12, 2024)
- Tweet, Rinse, Repeat: The Carousel of Trump’s Legal Kerfuffles and How to Get Off the Ride (March 12, 2024)
- Trump Discovers New Retirement Plan: Treasure Hunts for Seniors! (March 12, 2024)
- Emma Raducanu and the Temple of Doom: Straight-Set Boogaloo. (March 12, 2024)
- The Art of the Stall: How Trump Mastered the Presidential Putt on January 6th (March 12, 2024)
- Trump Serves Leftovers: Comedy or Tragedy in the Latest Mocking Fest? (March 12, 2024)
- When Trump Played Fairy Godfather: The Untold Story of Musk’s Magic Pumpkin-turned-SpaceX (March 12, 2024)
- The Trump Tell-All: How to Defeat Your Own Lawyers, One Word at a Time (March 12, 2024)
- Mar-a-Lardo: Where Secrets are Seasoned and Served Hot (March 12, 2024)
- The Art of the Heil: Unraveling a Dictatorial Bromance (March 12, 2024)
- Trump’s New Book: ‘The Art of the Deal… or No Deal and a $91M Bond’ (March 12, 2024)
- Militant Matchmaker: How War Plays Cupid for Terrorism (March 12, 2024)
- Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Voter Booth: The RNC’s Staff Shake-Up Spectacle (March 12, 2024)
- Uncle Sam’s Budget Bonanza: More Bucks for Your Bang! (March 12, 2024)
- North Korea and the Half-Baked Alchemist: A Tale of Toxic Ambition (March 12, 2024)
- The Great Meddling Marathon: A Biden-Putin Relay Race (March 12, 2024)
- Arizona’s Governor Digs Moat Instead of Wall, Calls It ‘Innovative’ (March 12, 2024)
- Ohio Governor Plays Endorsement Chess While Trump Plays Checkers (March 12, 2024)
- The Policy Chair Scramble: When Musical Chairs Meets Game of Thrones (March 12, 2024)
- The Unwanted Standing Ovation: NY AG Swaps Gavels for Jeers at Firehouse Fiasco (March 12, 2024)
- Hide-and-Seek Champion: Presidential Papers Edition (March 12, 2024)
- Classroom Conversations in Florida: How to Discuss Human Reality Without Actually Discussing It (March 12, 2024)
- Nickelodeon’s New Show: ‘America’s Next Top Mentor Monster’ (March 11, 2024)
- Microplastics: They’re Not Just for Dinner Anymore! (March 11, 2024)
- America’s New Most Wanted: An Actress Who Acts – The Alarming Tale of Kate Winslet the Renegade (March 11, 2024)
- Comeback Kids: ISIS Attempts to Make Terror Trendy Again (March 11, 2024)
- Peace in the Middle East: Now Accepting Miracles and Unsolicited Advice (March 11, 2024)
- ‘Oppenheimer’ Wins Best Picture, Einstein Rolls Over at Warp Speed (March 11, 2024)
- Trump Roulette: Every Spin’s a Surprise in International Affairs! (March 11, 2024)
- Kate’s New Portrait? More Like a Still from ‘The Sims: Windsor Expansion Pack’ (March 11, 2024)
- When Statesmanship Means Staring Harder: The Biden-Netanyahu Saga (March 11, 2024)
- The Check’s in the Mail: Chronicles of a Fruitless Fraud Hunt (March 11, 2024)
- A Hundred New Reasons to Avoid the Beach and Stick to Netflix (March 11, 2024)
- Liz Cheney’s Political Sunday School: All Are Welcome, No Hallelujahs Required (March 11, 2024)
- Kari Lake’s Magical Mystery Tour: Now You See My Policies, Now You Don’t (March 11, 2024)
- 101 Promises: Biden Conjures Support with the Magic of Metaphors (March 11, 2024)
- The Great American Face-Palm: Racism, Denial, and a Side of Sarcasm (March 11, 2024)
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- How California Plans to Sweep Mental Health Under the Rug With Proposition 1 and a Smile (March 11, 2024)
- Ouija Boards & Dartboards: Behind the Scenes of Tech Legislation (March 11, 2024)
- Dutch Political Potluck: Wilders Brings the Same Old Stroopwafel of Fear (March 11, 2024)
- Papal Flags and Political Snags: When Holy Met Warfare (March 11, 2024)
- Name-Calling: America’s New Pastime in the Halls of Power (March 11, 2024)
- Political Lifeguards Wanted: Must Dislike Putin and Enjoy Irony (March 11, 2024)
- Expatriate Exodus: U.S. Embassy Discovers New Meaning to ‘Island Hopping’ (March 11, 2024)
- Chega Boom! Or How to Spice Up Your Government with Just a Dash of Controversy. (March 11, 2024)
- Supreme Puppetry: How to Pull Strings and Influence People, a Trumpian Guide (March 11, 2024)
- Michigan’s Latest Export: Political Planking & How to Fall Flat on Your Face (March 11, 2024)
- The ‘Oppenheimer’ Oscarpocalypse: When Big Budgets Eclipse Indie Whimsy (March 11, 2024)
- From Body Care to Nobody Cares: A Tale of One Shop’s Bubble Bursting in the Land of the Free Market (March 11, 2024)
- Reaching Across the Aisle: The New Extreme Sport for Politicos (March 11, 2024)
- Trump Tackles Tinseltown: Jimmy Kimmel, You’re Fired! (March 11, 2024)
- Ukraine Joins Exclusive ‘Fighter Jet Club for Men’: Few Invites Disappoint Russia (March 11, 2024)
- What are Sanctuary Cities? Unraveling the Mystery with a Map and a Compass (March 11, 2024)
- How Will America Protect the Election in 2024? Ninjas! (March 10, 2024)
- Elon Musk and OpenAI Star in: Apocalypse AI – The Billionaire’s New Groove (March 10, 2024)
- Trump’s New Show: ‘Black Votes Matter’ Starring Himself, Plot TBD (March 10, 2024)
- Justice Department Discovers Time Machine, Uses It to Probe Last Year’s News (March 10, 2024)
- Katie Britt’s Guide to Time-Traveling Policy Making: Historical Inaccuracy for the Modern Senator (March 10, 2024)
- The ‘Murican Melting Pot: Melting Away Your Healthcare Dreams One Race at a Time (March 10, 2024)
- E. Jean Carroll’s New Career Path According to Trump: Get Assaulted, Then Hit the Litigation Lottery! (March 10, 2024)
- Apocalypse Bingo: How Close We Came to Winning the Worst Jackpot Ever (March 10, 2024)
- Decorum in Politics: Greene’s Guide to the Not-So-Silent Protest (March 10, 2024)
- Kellyanne Conway: From ‘Alternative Facts’ to ‘Authentic Hashtags’ (March 10, 2024)
- United States and Japan Team Up for Defense Duet: Ukraine’s Got Talent (March 10, 2024)
- China’s Economy: Growing Sideways in a Forward-Thinking Kind of Way (March 10, 2024)
- Billionaire Bromance Boogaloo: The Musk-Trump Cabaret set to Debut at the GOP Big Top (March 10, 2024)
- Greene Fright: Scaring Old Men for Fun and Politico-Points (March 10, 2024)
- “Trumpalypse Now: The Satire Strikes Back” (March 10, 2024)
- The Less You Give, The More You Retain: Former Aide’s Revolutionary Savings Plan For GOP Donors (March 10, 2024)
- Hashtag Heroics: Saving Ukrainian Art, One Character Limit at a Time (March 10, 2024)
- Emperors’ New Votes: Trump and Orban Tailor-Make Democracies (March 10, 2024)
- LAX’s New Resident: A United Airplane with Separation Anxiety (March 10, 2024)
- Justice Served with a Side of Puzzlement: All Parts Included, Batteries Definitely Not (March 10, 2024)
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- Divine Intervention Inc.: Now Delivering More Sermons than Surgeries (March 10, 2024)
- Vatican’s Latest Strategy on World Peace: Surrender to Win (March 10, 2024)
- “The Emperor’s New Loan”: How Trump Stripped Dollars Bare (March 8, 2024)
- Hide-and-Seek Champion: George Santos Spotted Playing Solitaire at State of the Union (March 8, 2024)
- Plot Twist: Trump Seeks New Crown as King of Journalism Ethics (No, Not an Onion Headline) (March 8, 2024)
- Feathers and Fur Fiasco: The Unraveling of Uncle Sam’s Exotic Animal Obsession (March 8, 2024)
- Jurors Go Incognito: The Case of Trump’s Invisible Critics (March 8, 2024)
- Hide and Seek: The GOP’s Game of Finding the Police Budget (March 8, 2024)
- Reagan Redux: How to Run a Campaign on Memories and Moonbeams (March 8, 2024)
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- Pitching Politics: When World Series Meets Senate Races (March 8, 2024)
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- Ballot Boogeymen and How to Dance with Them: A Guide by the R.N.C. (March 8, 2024)
- Grand Old Payout: Trump’s New Fiscal Strategy, Legal Fee Edition! (March 8, 2024)
- How to Win Allies and Influence People: Solovyov’s Guide to Foreign Policy (March 8, 2024)
- How to Fail at Unity Without Really Trying: Russia and Ukraine’s Comedy of Errors (March 8, 2024)
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- Deepfake Democracy: When Pixels and Politics Collide on the Campaign Trail (March 8, 2024)
- Trump’s Takeover Tango: Dancing Around Democracy with the RNC (March 8, 2024)
- President Biden Levels Up in Expressionist Art During Congressional Debate (March 8, 2024)
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- Congressional Karaoke: Greene’s Solo Brings Down the House’s Average IQ (March 8, 2024)
- Empire State of Mind: Now with Added Xenophobia! (March 8, 2024)
- Amy Coney Barrett: The Notorious R.B.G. (Really Big Ghoster) of SOTU (March 8, 2024)
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- Dial ‘C’ for Congress: TikTok Users Champion the Art of Political Persuasion via Phone Call (March 8, 2024)
- The Biden Bash: War Edition – Coming to a Homeland Near You! (March 8, 2024)
- The Art of the Stall: Trump Writes New Chapter in Delaying Payments (March 8, 2024)
- How to Tank a Global Superpower: A Masterclass by You-Know-Who (March 8, 2024)
- Biden’s Rainbow Connection: The Love That Trump Couldn’t Kermit To (March 8, 2024)
- Congress Declares War on TikTok: Are Your Dance Moves a National Security Threat? (March 8, 2024)
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- Trump’s VP Menu: Now Serving Moderation, Hold the Greene and Lake (March 8, 2024)
- NVIDIA’s New World Order: All Chip, No Salsa (March 7, 2024)
- 2024: The Year of the Great American ‘Sorry, We’re Closed – Moving to Canada’ Sign Sale. (March 7, 2024)
- Runway Renegades: Stitching Together Elegance and a Yawn (March 7, 2024)
- Democracy on Clearance Sale: All Checks and Balances Must Go! (March 7, 2024)
- Misfired: How the ‘Rust’ Set Played Clue but with Real Consequences (March 7, 2024)
- Mark Robinson’s Political Tightrope: Watch Him Fall Without a Safety Net! (March 7, 2024)
- Johnson Attempts to Teach Old Dogs New Tricks: Decorum Edition (March 7, 2024)
- Make America Gator Again: The Tail of Funding the Everglades (March 7, 2024)
- Betty Ford: Because You Can’t Put a Woman on a Twenty Quick Enough (March 7, 2024)
- The Cohen Carnival: Thrills, Spills, and Legal Bills (March 7, 2024)
- Trump and Haley: A Political Love Story About as Stable as an Unsolicited Facebook Relationship Status (March 7, 2024)
- History, Rewritten: The Educational Edition of ‘The World According to the Fearful’ (March 7, 2024)
- Gaetz Cracks the Case: How to Accuse Your Way to Political Stardom! (March 7, 2024)
- Breaking the Bank: Biden’s Big Buck Battle Bonanza (March 7, 2024)
- When Money Talks, Musk Tweets: Political Endorsements in the Age of Social Media. (March 7, 2024)
- Fetterman’s Fearless: How Taylor Swift Might Shake Off the Electoral Blues (March 7, 2024)
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- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: From Bartender to Billionaire, the Fairy Tale Finance of AOC (March 7, 2024)
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- OpenAI Joins the Dark Side: Capitalism Strikes Back with a Vengeance (March 7, 2024)
- One Small Step for TikTok, One Giant Flip-Flop for Bidenkind (March 7, 2024)
- The New York Times: Trump’s Not-So-Secret Admirer or Just Playing Hard to Fact-Check? (March 7, 2024)
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- How to Paint the Town Red: A Guide by Russian Diplomats (March 7, 2024)
- Language Limbo: How Low Can Trump’s Coherency Go? (March 7, 2024)
- The McConnell Paradox: Term Limits Are for Mortals, Not Senate Leaders (March 7, 2024)
- Grandmaster of the Syringe: One Man’s Quest to Become a Swiss Cheese Look-alike! (March 7, 2024)
- Trump Discovers New Depths of His Pockets While Digging for Carroll Payment Loose Change (March 7, 2024)
- From Silicon Valleys to Military Peaks: Intel Cashes in Its Chips (March 7, 2024)
- A Greene New World: Promises Made to be Broken (March 7, 2024)
- How to Dodge a Subpoena: The Trump Edition (March 7, 2024)
- Katie Porter: The Whiteboard Warrior Who Couldn’t Chart Her Way to the Senate (March 7, 2024)
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- The Great Kate Debate: Duchess or Digital Phantom? (March 7, 2024)
- From the Golden Tower to the White House: Trump’s Quest for the Ultimate Participation Trophy (March 7, 2024)
- Google’s Laxative Leak: When Intellectual Property Just Slips Out (March 7, 2024)
- Indiana’s Legislative Magic Trick: Turning an Antisemitism Bill into a Free Speech Disappearing Act (March 7, 2024)
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- When Elon Gave Trump the ‘Space’: Musk’s Wallet Enters a New Era of Social Distancing (March 7, 2024)
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- Biden’s “Swipe Right” Strategy: Courting Haley’s Heartbroken with Promises of Sensible Tweets (March 7, 2024)
- Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump: A Love Story More Confusing Than Your Last Tinder Match (March 7, 2024)
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- Political Pivoting: How to Dance Away from LGBTQ Rights and Still Sleep at Night (March 7, 2024)
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- Dartmouth’s New Playbook: Unionize and Conquer (March 6, 2024)
- Venezuela’s Fight for Freedom: Starring María Corina Machado and a Reluctant Uncle Sam (March 6, 2024)
- From Greek Life to Geek Life: UMD’s Quest for Academic Salvation in a Post-Toga World! (March 6, 2024)
- Popcorn Politics: AOC Learns There’s No Intermission From Democracy (March 6, 2024)
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- NC’s Latest Export: Gubernatorial Gaffes and a Side of Denial (March 6, 2024)
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- The Art of the Spiel: A Masterclass in How to Say Nothing Loudly (March 6, 2024)
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- War Games and Peace Charades: An Explosive New Show on the DMZ! (March 6, 2024)
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- Laser Pointer Politics: How To Get Out of Any Argument By Invoking Space (March 6, 2024)
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- The Elephant in the Room Learns to Dance: Hannity’s GOP Two-Step to Moderation (March 6, 2024)
- The Dictator’s Echo: One Man’s Quest to Make Quoting Hitler Great Again (March 6, 2024)
- Florida’s New Spring Break Motto: Come on Vacation, Leave on Probation! (March 6, 2024)
- Musk vs OpenAI: The Epic Courtroom Battle of Silicon Valley, Now With More Petty Than a Small Claims Court on Reality TV (March 6, 2024)
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- The GOP’s New Cookbook: 101 Ways to Serve Up Dysfunction with a Side of Extremism! (March 6, 2024)
- America’s New Pastime: Arguing Over Clocks and Ignoring the Planet’s Tick-Tock Collapse (March 6, 2024)
- ‘Captain America’s Wallet’: The Thrilling Saga of How Biden’s Elite Team Battles the Price Hike Hydra (March 6, 2024)
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- The Fine and the Righteous: Liberty University’s Million-Dollar Mission (March 6, 2024)
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- When Funding Legal Tantrums Becomes the GOP’s Favorite Pastime: An Ode to the Almighty Dollar (March 6, 2024)
- When Trump Met Elon: A Tale of Two Bank Accounts (March 6, 2024)
- Alabama’s Latest Legal Trend: Womb with a View (March 6, 2024)
- Biden vs. Trump: Clash of the Retirement Titans (March 6, 2024)
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- The Holy Roller Coaster: Evangelicals Buckle Up for the Trump Ride (March 6, 2024)
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- Arizona’s Latest Export: Common Sense Wrapped in a Veto (March 5, 2024)
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- Oregon Trail Reboot: This Time It’s Not Dysentery That’ll Kill You, It’s Legislation! (March 5, 2024)
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- MAGA Meltdown: When Trump Cards Get Declined (March 4, 2024)
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- Apocalypse Now: How To Vote Before The Rapture Rudders Your Rights (March 1, 2024)
- The Great Immunity Bake-Off: Trump’s Recipe for Legal Teflon! (March 1, 2024)
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- GOP Unveils New Strategy: If We Can’t See the Border from Our Backyard, It Must be Someone’s Fault (January 30, 2024)
- File Under How The Fvck Does This Happen?Donald Trump Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize …Again (January 30, 2024)
- Trump Claims Uncle ‘Longest Serving’…Until He Himself Gets Sentenced (January 30, 2024)
- Trump’s Encore: Bolton Whispers Sweet Nothings of Doom (January 30, 2024)
- Almighty Fed Plays Interest Rate Limbo: How Low Can You Go? (January 30, 2024)
- Parents Discover Kids on Social Media, Tech CEOs Brace for Mass Groundings (January 30, 2024)
- Biden Announces Taylor Swift is New Running Mate, Just Until Football Season is Over! (January 30, 2024)
- Does Trump Have to Register as a Sex Offender? Of Course Not! Welcome to No Rules For Old Pervs (January 30, 2024)
- 14th Amendment Shock: Trump Possibly Disqualified, Scientists Rush to Study If Pigs Have Achieved Flight (January 30, 2024)
- McDonald’s $7 Egg McMuffin Leaves Customer Stunned. Feeds Children From Mouth Like Bird (January 30, 2024)
- Biden’s Crusade Against the Chaos Conglomerate: A Hilarious Exercise in Futility or Democracy’s Last Hope? (January 30, 2024)
- Georgia County’s Latest Attraction: Cyberattacks, Because Trump’s Legal Saga Wasn’t Enough Entertainment (January 30, 2024)
- DeSantis Campaign Reminds us of Dukakis and Dean Rolled into One (January 30, 2024)
- From Russia with Love…by Way of Africa (January 30, 2024)
- Republicans Still Bitching About Immigration While Refusing to Do Anything (January 30, 2024)
- House GOP’s Impeachment Plan: A Strategy as Sharp as a Sack of Wet Mice (January 30, 2024)
- Musk says first human Neuralink implant ‘promising.’ In other news, Musk Confirmed As Next Bond Villain. (January 30, 2024)
- Buckle Up, Bitches: Corporate America’s Guide to Surviving Trump Redux (January 30, 2024)
- MAGA Math: Trump Isn’t Winning With Your Shitty 35% (January 30, 2024)
- Trump Throws Temper Tantrum Against UAW Leader after endorsing Biden (January 30, 2024)
- Lauren Boebert Bombs: A Guide to Political Faceplants in Carpetbagging (January 30, 2024)
- The Trump Organization Plays Monopoly with Monopoly Money, and the Judge Isn’t Amused (January 30, 2024)
- Biden Plays SimCity: Border Wall Edition – But Congress Has Cheat Codes (January 29, 2024)
- MYSTERY LOAN: Now You See It, Now You Don’t (January 29, 2024)
- The Trump Phenomenon: Because Who Needs Qualified When You’ve Got Crazy? (January 29, 2024)
- Hide the Money, Honey: A Trump Tax-time Fairy Tale (January 29, 2024)
- Colorado’s Latest Magician Trick—Now You See Him, Now You Don’t (January 29, 2024)
- Sergey Mironov’s Secession Solution: Because Texas Is Just One Big Matryoshka Doll Waiting to Pop! (January 29, 2024)
- Historians Play Constitutional Clue: 14th Amendment Edition – Guess Who’s Not Coming to the Ballot Box! (January 29, 2024)
- Unemployment Numbers Too Shy to Show Up (January 29, 2024)
- E. Jean Carroll Teaches Trump a $83.3 Million Vocabulary Lesson in Defamation 101 (January 27, 2024)
- When The Discriminated Become the Discriminators: Feminism’s Freaky Friday (January 26, 2024)
- Peter Navarro’s Madcap Misadventures in the Capitol: From White House to Big House! (January 25, 2024)
- From Proud Boy to Prison Bro: When Bad Decisions Meet Reality Checks (January 25, 2024)
- Lauren Boebert: GOP Debate or Reality Show Pilot? (January 25, 2024)
- Republican Spinal Surgery 101: Removing the Backbone for Greater Political Flexibility! (January 25, 2024)
- Florida Universities to Replace Sociology with Advanced Palm Reading (January 25, 2024)
- Trump Gets ‘Scab’ Nickname from UAW, Wonders If It Will Help With the Ladies (January 25, 2024)
- McConnell’s Menu: Serving Up Border Potatoes and Ukraine Gravy – But Not on the Same Plate! (January 25, 2024)
- Nikki Haley: From Diplomatic Whispers to Megaphone Challenges (January 25, 2024)
- Russian Roulette Goes Digital: HP Enterprise Edition (January 25, 2024)
- Groundhog Day on Steroids: War in Ukraine Celebrates Its 700th Day and Punxsutawney Phil Wants Out (January 25, 2024)
- Senator Coons Casts Political Voodoo: GOP to Dance or Be Cursed with Responsibility! (January 25, 2024)
- Pew: When America Unplugs From the Almighty (January 25, 2024)
- Cash, Gaetz, and Audiotape: The Triple Threat of Ruined Congressional Careers (January 25, 2024)
- Biden Pulls The Plug On Anti-Charging Station Shenanigans (January 25, 2024)
- When Protect and Serve Becomes Protest and Subvert – The Latest Capitol Drama! (January 25, 2024)
- Where’s Waldo? The Search for Trump’s Missing Supporters (January 25, 2024)
- Actor Melissa Joan Hart: Spellcasting for Gun Reform (January 25, 2024)
- Russian Hackers and the Cloud Service Panic (January 25, 2024)
- Forget Diplomas, Get Time Sheets: Florida’s Grand Plan to Put Youth to Work (January 25, 2024)
- Border Security: Why Your Country Might Need Better Fences and Funnier Guards (January 25, 2024)
- Trump vs. Bolton: Dawn of the Mustache (January 25, 2024)
- Stewart Swings By to Satirically Save Us From Ourselves (Terms and Conditions May Apply) (January 25, 2024)
- Making Pot Federally Legal: Because Prohibition Has Worked So Well (January 24, 2024)
- New Fashion in Politics: Handcuffs are the new Cufflinks! (January 24, 2024)
- Trump Takes on Tim: When Endorsements Turn to Roasts (January 24, 2024)
- Medicaid Work Rules: Because Nothing Says ‘Get Well Soon’ Like ‘Get to Work! (January 24, 2024)
- Nikki Haley Plays With Trump in South Carolina Shenanigans (January 24, 2024)
- Ballot by Bloodline: Another Kennedy Checks into the Electoral Hotel (January 24, 2024)
- Washington Post paperback bestsellers: Paperbacks That Are Killing It (Literally) (January 24, 2024)
- EU’s Bold Steps to Economic Security: A Leap So Small, It’s a Step Backwards (January 24, 2024)
- China’s GDP Takes a Tumble While the US Does a Victory Lap (January 24, 2024)
- Chris Sununu, Donald Trump: When Hashtags Collide with Egos (January 24, 2024)
- Senate GOP’s Strategy: When the GOP’s Left Hand is Unaware of the Right (January 24, 2024)
- Royal Caribbean’s Icon of the Seas: Floating Paradise or Eco-Friendly Faux Pas? (January 24, 2024)
- Trump 2024: When ‘Convicted’ is Just Another Word for ‘Qualified’asfsf (January 24, 2024)
- Power to the People, Not CO2: The Clean Energy Saga Continues (January 24, 2024)
- Trump Takes New Hampshire: Because Who Needs Groundhog Day When You’ve Got This Encore? (January 24, 2024)
- Alaska Airlines’ New Motto: ‘We Like Our Planes Like We Like Our Nuts – On the Loose.’ (January 24, 2024)
- Thy Kingdom Come, Thy Will be Done, on the Blockchain as it is in Heaven (January 23, 2024)
- Ancient Secrets of National Security: How to Avoid Accidental Button Pushing (January 23, 2024)
- Want to move out of the US? The Overeducated Liberal’s Guide to Escaping Reality (January 23, 2024)
- Donald Trump: Courtrooms Are Scarier Than Trump Tower’s Escalators (January 23, 2024)
- Union Membership Rates So Low, They’re Now a Collector’s Item (January 23, 2024)
- Pure, uncut Trumpism: The Ventriloquist Act Taking Over the GOP (January 23, 2024)
- The Alleged Rise of the American Dollar (January 23, 2024)
- North Korea and Russia Swipe Right on Arms Tinder: A Love Story (January 23, 2024)
- Democracy on Sale: Come One, Come All to the Media Circus Primary! (January 23, 2024)
- Kim Kardashian Appointed to High Office of High Fashion – Peasants Rejoice (January 23, 2024)
- Trump Does Pre-Crime: Claims 2024 Election Stolen Before It Even Happens (January 23, 2024)
- The Audacity of Hoax: Retelling History with a Sharpie and a Smile (January 23, 2024)
- New Hampshire: Your Quadrennial Reminder That Small Things Can Cause Big Headaches! (January 23, 2024)
- Trump’s Quest for the Perfect Sidekick (January 23, 2024)
- Democrats’ Pledge Allegiance to King Trump for Peace in Our Time (January 23, 2024)
- GOP and Trump: Because Who Doesn’t Like a Good Sequel? (January 23, 2024)
- Roe v. Wade’s Ghost Haunts America, But This One’s Not Looking for Closure (January 23, 2024)
- Trump’s Supreme Time Machine: How One Ex-President’s Picks are Haunting our Halls of Justice (January 23, 2024)
- Elon Musk Tackles Inequality with the Grace of a Giraffe on Ice Skates (January 23, 2024)
- Sununu Spills the Beans: Trump Trades in Bullhorn for Naptime (January 23, 2024)
- Massachusetts Gives Trump Ballot Blessing: Because Democracy Needs Its Villains! (January 23, 2024)
- California Democrat Accidentally Swipes Right on Trump, Sparks Existential Crisis (January 23, 2024)
- How to Bake a Humble Pie: Embiid’s Recipe for 70 Delicious Points (January 23, 2024)
- British Politics Takes a Yank to the Right: When Tories Met Trump (January 23, 2024)
- When A Night Light Isn’t So Bright: Swastika ‘Art’ and The Dummies Who Made It (January 23, 2024)
- SuperPAC or SuperWACK? Inside the Telenovela That Was the DeSantis Campaign (January 23, 2024)
- From Tesla to Teshuva: Elon Musk’s Quantum Leap of Faith (January 23, 2024)
- Caitlyn Jenner: Olympic Ghost or Fox News Phantom? (January 23, 2024)
- Putin’s Time Machine Malfunctions, Accidentally Cancels Alaska Sale (January 23, 2024)
- The White House Conjures Up a Future Where Women Are Trusted with Choices! (January 23, 2024)
- Kamala Plays Whack-a-Mole with Trump’s Ego, Misses on Purpose (January 23, 2024)
- Biden Releases New Ad: An Eloquent Ode to Trump’s Preferential Judge-Picking Lottery (January 23, 2024)
- Pop Meets Pectorals: Kelce Crashes Swift’s Picture-Perfect Moment (January 22, 2024)
- Biden’s Workout Plan for the Judiciary: Lift Rights, Not Just Precedents (January 22, 2024)
- Economic Forecast: Partly Cloudy with a Chance of Rational Optimism (January 22, 2024)
- Supreme Court’s New Reality Show: ‘So You Think You Can Govern?’ (January 22, 2024)
- The GOP’s Guide to Political Strategy: Stand for Nothing (January 22, 2024)
- Top Arizona Dem: Biden’s DOJ Is Failing to Protect Election Workers From ‘Domestic Terrorism’ (January 22, 2024)
- How to Bounce Back in Real Estate: Because You Can’t Live in a Van Down by the River Forever (January 22, 2024)
- Russia’s RSVP to the NATO Party: Please Check ‘Yes,’ ‘No,’ or ‘Threatening Military Response’ (January 22, 2024)
- Click Here to Save Journalism: A Tale of Sinking Ships and Social Media Sharks (January 22, 2024)
- Conspiracy Buffet: All You Can Doubt, No Evidence Required! (January 22, 2024)
- Steely-Eyed Optimists: Nippon and U.S. Embrace in a Metallic Matrimony (January 22, 2024)
- Trump’s New Hobby: Playing Russian Roulette with the Constitution – No Bullets, Just Tweets (January 22, 2024)
- The Collapse of the DeSantis Dynasty (January 22, 2024)
- Florida Insurance Crisis: Florida Homes Are as Sustainable as Sandcastles (January 22, 2024)
- When Terrific Isn’t Terrible: Trump’s Surprising Seal of Approval on DeSantis Campaign Curtains (January 22, 2024)
- Trump Teases VP Pick with All the Subtlety of a Circus Announcer (January 22, 2024)
- Dems Revel as DeSantis Bids Adieu! (January 22, 2024)
- Ron DeSantis drops out, Crowns Trump Like It’s Homecoming (January 22, 2024)
- Biden’s Border Bonanza: A Decade of Whoopsies Makes Headlines (January 21, 2024)
- Raskin Stars in ‘Mission: Impeachment’ – Spoiler Alert: This Mission is Impossible.” (January 21, 2024)
- The Trump Dilemma: When CNN Became the World’s Most Reluctant Reality TV Producer (January 21, 2024)
- Haley campaign: Politics or a Rerun of ‘This Is Your Life’? (January 21, 2024)
- When Trump Met Nancy… I Mean Nikki (January 21, 2024)
- Rick Scott’s Recipe for Political Gumbo: Just Add Hispanics! (January 21, 2024)
- Lawmakers Avoid Shutdown: Celebrate by Starting Countdown to Next Apocalypse (January 21, 2024)
- Heritage Foundation’s Guide to Time Travel: Back to the Gilded Age Without Leaving Your Living Room! (January 21, 2024)
- How Stefanik Bent Backwards for Trump & Snapped Her Career (January 21, 2024)
- James Comer’s Guide To Testimony Yoga: Bend It Till It Breaks (January 21, 2024)
- Trump Swears He Can End Wars Faster Than His Business Deals Go South (January 21, 2024)
- Nikki Haley Unveils New Book: ‘Pardons for Dummies – Healing Nations the Spineless Way’ (January 20, 2024)
- House panel: New Debt Commission Pulls Retirement Out of Thin Air (January 19, 2024)
- Highgate Cemetery Introduces Loyalty Program: Die Twice, Get Your Third Grave Free! (January 19, 2024)
- Without Evidence in Sight, Republicans’ Search for an Impeachable Offense in the Great Evidence Ocean (January 19, 2024)
- Steve Scalise’s Treasure Hunt: Raising Millions and Pennies for Our Thoughts (January 19, 2024)
- Barbara Lee Checks America’s Racism; No Takebacksies! (January 19, 2024)
- The Gospel According to Donald: How to Part the Red Sea of Swing States (January 19, 2024)
- Pakistan and Iran, Artillery Amigos: When Borders Collide and Leaders Pretend to Care (January 19, 2024)
- The Great American Disappearing Act: DeSantis Who? (January 19, 2024)
- Putin’s Playbook: How to Rebuild an Empire One Antique Vase at a Time (January 19, 2024)
- NATO’s New Strategy: Building a Bigger Table to Hide Under When Trump Returns (January 19, 2024)
- Peter Navarro Stars in the Latest Legal Drama ‘Orange is the New Advisor’ (January 19, 2024)
- 50 Shades of Red: Uncovering Trump’s Hand-y Work (January 19, 2024)
- Trump lawyers warn Supreme Court: Democracy on the Ropes, Will It Survive Without The Donald? (January 19, 2024)
- The Right Exploiting Farmers Far and Wide Since…Forever. (January 19, 2024)
- Stephen Colbert Trump’s Reality Check Prison Too Good For Raping E. Jean Carroll (January 19, 2024)
- Barbara McQuade Bursting Trump’s Absolute Immunity Fantasy (January 19, 2024)
- In Nikki Haley’s America, Racism is Now You See It, Now You Don’t (January 19, 2024)
- Judge Says Trump Raped E. Jean Carroll – Delivers Verdict with More Spin than a Tornado in a Merry-Go-Round (January 19, 2024)
- Hunter Biden’s Mail Just Got More Interesting: Special Delivery from Capitol Hill! (January 19, 2024)
- Trump’s Ballot Bonanza: Supreme Court Edition or Electoral Twister Gone Wild? (January 19, 2024)
- Florida Republicans Advance Bill That Would Ban Pride Flag In Classrooms (January 18, 2024)
- COVID-19’s Map of Misery: Who Needs GPS When You Have ICU Stats? (January 18, 2024)
- Conservatives in Crisis: The Great Uterus Uproar of 2024 (January 18, 2024)
- Russia and US Update Relationship Status to ‘It’s Complicated’ Over Ukraine Likes (January 18, 2024)
- Civil Rights, Trump Frights, and Historical Insights (Or Lack Thereof) (January 18, 2024)
- Ozempic Over Pilates: Needle Points for a Thinner Nation (January 18, 2024)
- High Court Hilarity: How a Legal Decision Turned Every Election into a Dad Joke (January 18, 2024)
- Ben & Jerry’s: Serving a Scoop of Controversy with a Dash of Political Pistachio (January 18, 2024)
- The Fetterman Paradox: When Progressives Aren’t Prog-RESSIVE Enough (January 18, 2024)
- Morning Voters Do It Better: RNC Sends Alarm Clocks With Slogan “Rise, Shine, and Vote, Twice if You Have to.” (January 18, 2024)
- Room Cleaning for World Peace: Peterson’s Guide to Tidying Up International Affairs (January 18, 2024)
- Articulate Antics: The Unpresidential Library of Rhetoric (January 18, 2024)
- Hunter Biden Contempt Citation: Contempt or No Contempt, That Is The Question! (January 18, 2024)
- Dems Swipe Right on Voters of Color (January 18, 2024)
- Courtroom Clutz: Alina Habba’s Masterclass in Legal Facepalms (January 18, 2024)
- EU Tries to Buy a Vowel in Hungary’s LGBTQ Game of Jeopardy! (January 18, 2024)
- Ava DuVernay’s Newest Hobby: Tossing Grenades in the Room with “Origin”! (January 18, 2024)
- Woman Pilots Japan Airlines into Sensible Skies – Men Found Clinging to Parachutes of the Past (January 18, 2024)
- EU citizens: Welcome to Britain, Get Out! (January 18, 2024)
- Ben Carson Eyes VP Spot (January 18, 2024)
- Make Intelligence Great Again: Trump Tackles the Tough Task of Toddler Tests (January 18, 2024)
- States expand low-interest loan programs Because Money Grows on Trees (January 18, 2024)
- Das Kaput: An Ode to the Sh#tshow of the German Economy (January 18, 2024)
- Trump’s Climate Policy: Make America Gasp Again (January 18, 2024)
- Charles Barkley: The Slam Dunk Nostradamus of Politics Has Something to Say About Nikki Haley (January 18, 2024)
- Contagion Convention: How Airports Became the Hottest Spot for Vintage Diseases (January 18, 2024)
- ‘Never Been A Racist Country.’ In Other News, Haley Forgets Her Own Real Name (January 18, 2024)
- Roger Stone: From Fashion Faux Pas to Murder Charges (January 18, 2024)
- How Virginia Foxx Crafts Policy with a Side of Hungry Babies (January 18, 2024)
- Former Prez Plays Ace of Defamation in Courtroom Casino (January 17, 2024)
- Nikki Haley Plays Political Twister: Right Hand Red, Left Foot Out the Door (January 17, 2024)
- Lagarde Says We’re Seeing A Not-so-Fun Game of Supply Chain Shenanigans…Again! (January 17, 2024)
- Cruz’s So Lame Endorsement or How to Keep Looking Like a Pu**y to Your Wife (January 17, 2024)
- Money on Steroids: How to Outdo the Joneses with a Trillion Bucks (January 17, 2024)
- Laura Ingraham Endorses Monarch Trump: Democracy Was So Last Season (January 17, 2024)
- Mary Trump: A Trumped-Up Tale of Corn and Consequences (January 17, 2024)
- Forget Disney World: DeSantis and the DOJ Star in Florida’s Latest Thriller Ride (January 17, 2024)
- Is Tina Fey Pulling a Night at the Roxbury? Because Everybody Wants Her in the SNL VIP Room! (January 17, 2024)
- The Alina Habba One-Woman Show (January 17, 2024)
- Trump Takes Credit for Sunlight, Claims His Victory Directly Fuels Photosynthesis (January 17, 2024)
- The Sound of Silence: Networks Refuse to Air Trump’s Opus, Democracy Weeps (January 17, 2024)
- World Leaders Brace for Potential Trump Return…Hide Your Daughters (January 17, 2024)
- The Elephant in the Room Wears a MAGA Hat, and It’s Starting to Itch Other Republicans (January 17, 2024)
- Newsom Calls Audible on Youth Football Ban, Suggests Playing Politics Instead (January 17, 2024)
- Fani Willis Scandal: Because Who Needs Funding When You’ve Got Funding-ingenuity? (January 17, 2024)
- China’s How-To Guide on Not Replacing Your Population (January 17, 2024)
- The Great Wisconsin Gerrymander Bash: Dance to the Left, Shuffle to the Right! (January 17, 2024)
- Elephants and Donkeys in Chaos: A Political Circus Sans the Tent (January 17, 2024)
- Final Boarding Call for Democracy: Feinstein’s Terminal Tribute (January 17, 2024)
- Psych 101: Taught by Freshmen, Because Adults Are On Break (January 17, 2024)
- Democrat Does the Impossible: Remembers How to Win in Florida (January 17, 2024)
- How Populists Are Trying to Save the Democratic Party from Itself, One Hashtag at a Time (January 17, 2024)
- Zelenskiy at Davos: How Zelenskiy Giggled His Way Through Global Politics (January 17, 2024)
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- The Fascist Follies: A Love Story Between a Man and His Ego (January 17, 2024)
- Election 2024: Come One, Come All, See the Same Show You’ve Seen for Four Years! (January 17, 2024)
- Merger Misery: The Wind Beneath JetBlue’s Wings Just Got Grounded (January 17, 2024)
- Democracy On Life Support: The U.S. and Its Charming Quirks That Might Just Kill It (January 17, 2024)
- GOP on Hunter Biden Case: ‘We Shall Pause for Dramatic Effect’ (January 17, 2024)
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- 50 Cent: How to Bulletproof Your Career in Hollywood (January 16, 2024)
- How Elton John is Turning His Trophy Room Into the New British Museum (January 16, 2024)
- When You Can’t Find the OFF Button: The GOP’s Trumpian Twilight Zone (January 16, 2024)
- Reshaping the World One Tweet at a Time: The Trump Doctrine of ‘What’s a Doctrine?’ (January 16, 2024)
- Trump: The Never-Ending Presidential Tour (January 16, 2024)
- Kim Jong Un’s Art of War: Paint by Threats Edition (January 16, 2024)
- Lawyers Abandon Trump’s Legal Ship: A Tale of Waterproof Defections (January 16, 2024)
- The Trump Show Rolls Into the Granite State (January 16, 2024)
- A Bernie, A Vote, And The Never-Ending Mideast Mixtape Rewrite (January 16, 2024)
- Orange is the New Bleak: Chronicles of a Bronzed Presidency (January 16, 2024)
- How Trump Transformed the Oval Office into a Cash Cow (January 16, 2024)
- Emmys Unleashed: Tina Fey & Amy Poehler’s Hilarious Takeover That Asked the Big Questions (January 16, 2024)
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- Maple Leaves Tremble: Canada Preps for The Trumpening 2.0 (January 16, 2024)
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- Lauren Boebert’s Guide to Celebrating MLK by Ignoring Everything He Stood For (January 16, 2024)
- From the Book of Armageddon: The Revelations of Saint Trump (January 16, 2024)
- Nyetflix and Chill: Putin’s Guide to Cozying Up to Sovereign Nations (January 16, 2024)
- Bob & Nadine Menendez’s Great Adventure: A Tale of Two Trials (January 16, 2024)
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- Biden-Harris campaign: A Democratic Monopoly Edition (January 16, 2024)
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- How Guatemala Turned an Election Into a Season of Survivor (January 16, 2024)
- Trump Sparks Signal for J6 Hostage Heroes (cape and spandex not included) (January 16, 2024)
- Sell Your Vote Online! Democracy’s Latest Marketplace! (January 16, 2024)
- MLK Day: Celebrating Everything He Didn’t Stand For (January 15, 2024)
- The Time-Traveling Court Case: Trump Edition! (January 15, 2024)
- The GOP and Cassidy Hutchinson: A Love Story Retold (January 15, 2024)
- Ron DeSantis: Swine Consultant and Part-Time Theologian (January 15, 2024)
- Trump’s Masterclass in Scandal Alchemy: Turning Legal Lead into Electoral Gold! (January 15, 2024)
- Ron DeSantis: Fox News’ Spurned Lover in the Soap Opera of Politics (January 15, 2024)
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- The GOP Roundabout: Buckle Up, We Have No Idea Where We’re Going (January 15, 2024)
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- NATO Plays Battleship, Russia Cries Battles#!t (January 15, 2024)
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- Senator Ernst Crashes Trump’s Pity Party: ‘Hostages’ Were Just ‘Misunderstood Tour Guides’ (January 15, 2024)
- Dictator Lite™: Now with Fewer Calories and All the Authority! (January 15, 2024)
- The Abridged Story of Jim Jordan’s Undying Love for Trump (January 15, 2024)
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- Iowa Caucuses 2024: The Unstoppable Force and the Three Other Guys (January 15, 2024)
- Trump and the KKK: From White Hoods to White Houses (January 15, 2024)
- DeSantis’ Iowa Conundrum: A Gambit for Glory (January 15, 2024)
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- Unmasking the Iowa Caucus’s Secret Society (January 15, 2024)
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- How Ted Cruz Became the Scapegoat for Sports Mishaps (January 15, 2024)
- The Game-Changing Football Celebration That Shook the World (January 15, 2024)
- How Skipping Davos Can Totally Change the Course of History (January 15, 2024)
- Marco Rubio’s Masterclass in Integrity Gymnastics (January 15, 2024)
- The Great Car Dilemma: How to Embrace Bankruptcy in 10 Simple Steps (January 15, 2024)
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- Trump, Haley, and DeSantis Battle Snowy Skepticism with Verbal Fireworks (January 15, 2024)
- Fox is Gonna Have a Stroke When They Hear This One (January 12, 2024)
- GOP’s Hunter Biden Obsession: A National Crisis Unfolds (January 12, 2024)
- The Fourteenth Amendment: A Historical Soap Opera of Epic Proportions (January 12, 2024)
- The Used Car Renaissance: Where the Real Deals Are Made (January 12, 2024)
- AI’s Accessibility Magic: A Comedy of Errors (January 12, 2024)
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- Supreme Showdown: The Great American Divide Over Trump’s Ballot Access (January 12, 2024)
- Seth Meyers Unleashed: A Hilariously Scathing Take on the Trump Trial Shenanigans (January 12, 2024)
- Whig Party Revival: A Historical Fantasy or Political Reality Show? (January 12, 2024)
- Pro-Biden Super PAC: The $140 Million Plan to Save the Nation (January 12, 2024)
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- Christie, Biden, and the Curious Case of Political Betrayal (January 12, 2024)
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- The Wild World of Kari Lake’s Lawsuit Drama (January 11, 2024)
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- Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Revolutionary Plan: Let Them Eat Layoffs! (December 28, 2023)
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- Jan. 6 Legal Drama: Trump’s Theatrical Appeal Takes Center Stage (December 25, 2023)
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- GOP’s Jan. 6 Footage Fiasco: A Comedy of Errors (December 22, 2023)
- Jan. 6 Celebration Extravaganza: Cozying Up to Capitol Intruders, Because Why Not? (December 22, 2023)
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- Political Tabloid: Inside the Outrageous Circus of Supreme Court Drama (December 21, 2023)
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- Impeachment Mambo: Texas Two-Step for Biden’s Ballot Blues (December 21, 2023)
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- Ukraine’s Cry for Help: A Comedy Sketch Starring GOP Senators (December 13, 2023)
- Congressional Soap Opera: The Hanukkah Hijinks Between Jared Moskowitz and James Comer (December 13, 2023)
- Mitch McConnell Confirms Existence of Time Vortex in Senate Chambers, Preventing Any Legislation from Advancing (December 13, 2023)
- Group of 27 Individuals Discovers the Real Reason Germany Can’t Find Their Missing Socks – The Deep State Strikes Again! (December 13, 2023)
- Unveiling the Promises: Trump is a Masterclass in Dictatorship 101 (December 13, 2023)
- Irony Alert: GOP Accuses Biden of Doing Exactly What Trump Excellently Did (December 13, 2023)
- The Art of Power: Democrats Master the Fine Brushstrokes of Gerrymandering (December 13, 2023)
- The U-Turn Chronicles: How the White House Learned to Love Hardline Immigration Policies (December 13, 2023)
- Durbin Discovers Reset Button: Contemplates Using it on Supreme Court (December 13, 2023)
- Breaking News: Veterans Shocked to Find Out War Isn’t Good for Health (December 13, 2023)
- Forget Politics, Let’s Discuss What Aaron Rodgers Thinks About Art (December 13, 2023)
- Biden campaign vs. Trump: The Epic Battle for Blame in the Abortion Thunderdome! (December 13, 2023)
- When Republicans Say ‘We Don’t Want to Imprison Women,’ They Mean ‘We Kinda Do’ (December 13, 2023)
- Trump Legal Team Dares Anyone to Find a Clock in the Courtroom – Time Is Clearly Irrelevant! (December 13, 2023)
- Birthdays, Bills, and Backstabbing: The Glamorous Life of George Santos in the World of Cameo (December 13, 2023)
- Trump vs. Cheney: A Battle of Words and Convenient Omissions (December 13, 2023)
- Survivors of UPenn’s Medical Experiments Demand Reparations (December 13, 2023)
- The Art of Legal Acrobatics: Trump’s Defense Team Takes a Leap (December 13, 2023)
- Stefanik vs. Ivy League: A Tale of Viral Soundbites and Resignations (December 13, 2023)
- Loyalty Over Logic: How Trump’s Base Trumps Party Principles (December 13, 2023)
- Iowa: Where Democracy Goes to Take a Nap (December 12, 2023)
- Breaking News: GOP Embarks on a Cross-Country Tour, Teaching Americans How to Not Behave (December 12, 2023)
- Polls Show Trump Ahead: America Decides It Misses Chaos and Twitter Wars (December 12, 2023)
- Healthcare: Where Bankruptcy is the Side Effect We Never Knew We Needed (December 12, 2023)
- Texas Lawmakers Rewrite Science Textbooks: Embryos Now Fully Developed Legal Scholars! (December 12, 2023)
- When Horror Meets Politics: Stephen King Slays Marjorie Taylor Greene with Words (December 12, 2023)
- Breaking News: Tucker Carlson’s Return Will Transform the Way You Waste $72 a Year (December 12, 2023)
- Between the Legs: A Masterclass in Grounder Avoidance (December 12, 2023)
- Presidential Immunity: Because Power Corrupts, But Absolute Power Absolves (December 12, 2023)
- Chris Christie’s Crystal Ball: Insights into a Potential Brigade of Yes-Men (December 12, 2023)
- Kid Rock Wants Bud Light to Thrive Again (December 12, 2023)
- Kinzinger’s Truth Seminar: How to Win Friends and Confuse Republicans (December 12, 2023)
- When Lawyers Play Make-Believe: Trump’s Excuse-o-Matic in Overdrive (December 12, 2023)
- Trump and Biden: The Encore America Never Asked For (December 11, 2023)
- Faking It: A Guide to Becoming a Disgraced Electoral College Impersonator (December 10, 2023)
- Constitution Schmonstitution: Why the First Amendment is Overrated Anyway (December 10, 2023)
- National Park Service Teaming Up With Tribes To Tell ‘More Complete Story’ Of U.S. History (December 10, 2023)
- Irony Dies a Painful Death: Musk’s Lawsuit Against Free Speech Reveals True Colors (December 10, 2023)
- Saudi Arabia: From Oil Baron to Airport Mogul – A Tale of Ambition (December 10, 2023)
- Ramaswamy faces backlash over debate performance – The Hill (December 10, 2023)
- Penn’s Leadership Failures: The Art of Digging Their Own Grave (December 10, 2023)
- Twitter: Where Sports Fans Embrace Silence and Despair (December 10, 2023)
- Breaking News: Tucker Carlson Discovers New Way to Cash In on Fear-Mongering (December 10, 2023)
- Jen Psaki: Conspiracy touted by ‘avowed white supremacists’ has become ‘mainstream’ in GOP (December 10, 2023)
- The Art of Dictatorship: Uncovering Trump’s Nazi Inspiration (December 10, 2023)
- Department of Education Discovers Bullying and Discrimination Exist in Schools, Shockingly! (December 10, 2023)
- Trump declares Ramaswamy winner of the fourth GOP debate: ‘Because he thinks I’m great’ – The Hill (December 10, 2023)
- Fearmongering Extraordinaire: Marjorie Taylor Greene Strikes Again (December 10, 2023)
- The Pain of Progress: How AM Radio Is the Backbone of Ignorance in America (December 10, 2023)
- Dear GOP: America is not going to forget — and many Americans will never forgive (December 10, 2023)
- Microsoft and OpenAI: A Tale of ‘Independence’ and Utter Bullsh*t (December 9, 2023)
- Trump’s Health Care Denial: When Malignancy Meets Malice (December 9, 2023)
- The Biden Effect: Approval Ratings Plummet – Part of His Grand Masterplan? (December 9, 2023)
- Southern Charm Trumps Insults: Nikki Haley’s Renaissance in Politics (December 9, 2023)
- From Anti-Choice Crusaders to Pro-Choice Chameleons: The Astonishing Transformation of GOP Senate Candidates (December 9, 2023)
- Texas Supreme Court Discovers New Hobby: Overturning Court-Approved Decisions (December 9, 2023)
- Awakening the Insurrection Clause: How Donald Trump Revived a Sleeping Giant (December 9, 2023)
- Lights, Camera, Fundraising! Biden Taps Into Hollywood’s Wealth and Wisdom! (December 9, 2023)
- McCarthy Declares: ‘I’m With Stupid’ – Endorses Trump for 2024 (December 9, 2023)
- Turning Crisis into Coupportunity: The Far-Right Makeover Story You Won’t Believe (December 9, 2023)
- More Billionaires Get in Line to Buy Haley (December 9, 2023)
- Breaking News: University Presidents Responsible for Weather, Taxes, and Everything Else (December 9, 2023)
- EU Declares Themselves Supreme AI Dictators, Rest of the World Tries to Stifle Laughter (December 9, 2023)
- RNC no longer hosting presidential debates after Trump refuses to attend a single one (December 9, 2023)
- Wendy Williams: The Psychic Warrior Against Celeb Misconduct! (December 9, 2023)
- Former Cops Discover It’s Not Cool to be Racist, Sentenced for Trying Anyway! (December 8, 2023)
- Hunter Biden: The Tragicomic Hero America Never Asked For (December 8, 2023)
- Maria Bartiromo’s Masterclass in Conspiracy Theories: A Journey into a Parallel Universe (December 8, 2023)
- Haley’s Heroic Hail-Mary: Can She Outshine the Orange Menace? (December 8, 2023)
- UPenn Drama Unleashed: Who Needs Reality TV When You Have Campus Politics? (December 8, 2023)
- Ukraine in Crisis, Congress Members Too Busy Plucking Feathers Off Each Other (December 8, 2023)
- The Washington Post’s Guide to Destroying America: Dissent and Rebels Unite (December 8, 2023)
- Trump’s ‘Garbage’ Data: Making Fake News Great Again (December 8, 2023)
- Trump’s Base Voters: Where Facts Go to Die! (December 8, 2023)
- Hatchetgate: When Democracy Collides with the Lumberjack Subculture (December 8, 2023)
- China’s Incredible Plan to Save Its Economy: Bring in More Boujee Infrastructure Projects (December 8, 2023)
- Republicans Unite in their Quest to Evict Gaetz: Because They Definitely Have the Moral High Ground (December 8, 2023)
- Trump’s Legal Maneuvers: A Thrilling Journey Through the Land of Avoidance (December 8, 2023)
- Who Needs a Law-Abiding Nominee? Let’s Embrace the Orange Jumpsuit Trend (December 8, 2023)
- 199,000 Reasons Why the Rich Keep Getting Richer, But Don’t Worry, the Poor Won’t Notice (December 8, 2023)
- Defense Strategies for Dummies: How America Excels at Being Average (December 8, 2023)
- Fair and Balanced Fiction: Fox News Introduces the Impostor Democratic Expert (December 8, 2023)
- From ‘Make America Great Again’ to ‘Make Republicans Regret Again’: Trump’s Legal Circus Takes Center Stage (December 8, 2023)
- Boebert’s Campaign Funds Now Accepting Applications for Romantic Getaways (December 8, 2023)
- Exclusive: The Federal Reserve Uses Magic Powers to Outsmart Economic Reality (December 8, 2023)
- Supreme Court: Playing God with YOUR Body: Because They Know What’s Best for You! (December 8, 2023)
- Hold Your Breath: Russia Sets the Stage for Another ‘Democratic’ Charade (December 7, 2023)
- Fake It Till You Make It: The Pro-Trump Electors Who Found Their Way to Fantasyland (December 7, 2023)
- Exposing the Sinister Plot: Hunter Biden’s Elusive Collaboration with Aliens (December 7, 2023)
- In Stunning Display of Irrelevance, Supreme Court Takes on Riveting Discrimination Case (December 7, 2023)
- From Liberties to Dictatorship: How the Supreme Court Nails the Art of Subverting Democracy (December 7, 2023)
- Road to Recovery: Take a Trip on the Psychedelic Express for Long COVID Relief (December 7, 2023)
- Pillow Fight: Jimmy Kimmel Knocks out Mike Lindell in Late-Night Satire Spectacle (December 7, 2023)
- Cassidy Hutchinson Exposes: Voting for Trump Leads to Pocket-Sized Mussolinis (December 7, 2023)
- Florida’s Very Own Serpent King: Ron DeSantis and His Slippery Political Tactics (December 7, 2023)
- The Twelve Commandments: Thou Shalt Not Kill, Except When Owning Firearm Stocks (December 7, 2023)
- Intelligence Agencies Cry Foul as Putin and Xi Uncover the Diabolical Spies Among Them (December 7, 2023)
- Step Right Up! The Amazing GOP Death Spiral: Armed with Lies and Embracing Fascism (December 7, 2023)
- Ron DeSantis and Moms for Liberty: A Shakespearian Tragedy of Power, Scandals, and Parental Guidance Gone Wrong (December 7, 2023)
- Exclusive: Ron DeSantis’ Hands Break Silence on His ‘Discomfort’! (December 7, 2023)
- Unions and Democrats Team Up: The Ultimate Nightmare for Billionaires! (December 7, 2023)
- Empty Promises and Sharp Tongues: A Recap of the Republican Debacle (December 7, 2023)
- Profiles in Cowardice: How Republican Candidates Embrace Trump with Open Arms (December 7, 2023)
- Jesse Watters: Comedy Genius Decodes Trump’s Dictatorial Wit – You Won’t Stop Laughing… Until Democracy Dies! (December 7, 2023)
- Graham vs. Cheney: The Battle of the Politicians Who Put Party First! (December 7, 2023)
- The Ever-Entertaining Show: Nancy Pelosi’s Circus Act of Democratic Outrage (December 7, 2023)
- Uvalde’s Power Rangers: Elementary Kids Defeat Incompetent Police (December 6, 2023)
- McCarthy’s Resignation: A Lesson in Political Survival (or Lack Thereof) (December 6, 2023)
- Time Magazine Proves Yet Again That Popularity Trumps Substance (December 6, 2023)
- Jan. 6 and the Magic of Mike Johnson: A Tale of Disinformation and Denial (December 6, 2023)
- Can Fossil Hunting Save the World? RFK Jr. and Epstein Say Yes, but Only on a Private Jet (December 6, 2023)
- Comer vs. Reality: One Man’s Quest to Spin a Tale of Fiction into Facts (December 6, 2023)
- More Drama in Russia: Another ‘Accidental’ Death of a Dissident! (December 6, 2023)
- Breaking News: Senators Challenge Private Equity’s Right to Monetize Your Misery (December 6, 2023)
- Make America Dictate Again: Trump’s Second Term Demands Total Obedience (December 6, 2023)
- Hunter Biden’s Testimony: The Greatest Show on Earth, Step Right Up! (December 6, 2023)
- The Great Awakening: Mike Pence Discovers Courage… Better Late Than Never! (December 6, 2023)
- Democrats Actually Care About Something Other Than Money and Power: The Shocking Truth Revealed! (December 6, 2023)
- The Haley-Haves: A Guide to Winning Friends and Buying Politicians (December 6, 2023)
- Workers With Crazy Idea of Fair Wages and Decent Treatment Threaten Wells Fargo’s Delicate Ecosystem (December 6, 2023)
- Pucker Up, Twitterverse! Elon Musk’s AI Wants to Kiss Your Data Goodbye! (December 6, 2023)
- Contraception Crusaders: Democrats Fight for Your Right to Careless Bedroom Shenanigans! (December 6, 2023)
- Drilling for Dollars: Exxon’s $60 Billion Purchase Stirs Up a Storm of Greed and Hypocrisy (December 6, 2023)
- Hotter, Hotter, Hottest: Earth Wins the Coveted ‘Hottest Year’ Award Again! (December 6, 2023)
- A Desperate Quest for Relevance: The Republican Circus Arrives (December 6, 2023)
- Putin’s “Let’s Be Best Friends” Tour Hits Saudi Arabia – Will There Be Matching BFF Bracelets? (December 6, 2023)
- Meet the Puppet Masters: The Hill’s Top Lobbyists 2023 (December 6, 2023)
- When Ignorance Meets Intelligence: Watch Marjorie Taylor Greene Squirm (December 6, 2023)
- The Tantrums Continue: Republicans Block Ukraine Funding (December 6, 2023)
- Insurrection Redux: Is America Ready for Round Two with Trump? (December 6, 2023)
- Reality TV Takes Over the GOP Debate: Moderators Set the Stage for Catfights and Drama (December 6, 2023)
- Bowing to Politicians: The Art of Prioritizing Votes Over Trans Lives (December 6, 2023)
- The Gaslight Chronicles: Elected Officials Revealed as Puppet Masters of Deception! (December 6, 2023)
- From Humans to AI: Google’s Gemini Will Save Us All, No Need to Panic (December 6, 2023)
- Purdue Pharma: The Ultimate Opioid Puppeteers or Just Convenient Scapegoats? (December 5, 2023)
- The Koch Network: Where Free Speech Comes to Die and Conformity Thrives! (December 5, 2023)
- Steve Bannon Blasts Fox News as ‘TV for Stupid People’ (December 5, 2023)
- Desperate Republicans Strike Out Again: The Unending Saga of Hunter Biden’s Ordinary Car Payments (December 5, 2023)
- George Santos: The Unexpected Star of Fetterman’s Epic Roast – Prepare to Be Amused! (December 5, 2023)
- Breaking News: Trump Discovers the Secret Jan. 6 Recipe—Blend Insurrection, Lies, and a Dash of Craziness! (December 5, 2023)
- Impeach Me Maybe: How Joe Biden’s Hoping for a GOP Plot Twist (December 5, 2023)
- Arkansas Discovers Shocking Secret: Democracy Actually Requires Criteria for Presidential Candidates (December 5, 2023)
- Hunter Biden’s Never-Ending Reality Show: Subpoenaing Trump Edition (December 5, 2023)
- Moms for Liberty’s Bridget Ziegler: Bringing Back the Dark Ages, One Vote at a Time! (December 5, 2023)
- Trump’s Legal Team Sends Jury Mailers: Does Trump Really Think He’s Running for President Again? (December 5, 2023)
- Lemonade: The New Assassin? Panera Bread’s Charged Lemonade Under Investigation (December 5, 2023)
- The Hilarious Hypocrisy of the GOP: A Guide to Embracing Delusion and Denial (December 5, 2023)
- SCOTUS to Opioid Victims: Tough Luck, Should’ve Chosen a Different Addiction! (December 5, 2023)
- Traffic Jam Diplomacy: The Key to Winning Trump’s Endorsement (December 5, 2023)
- DeSantis Kisses Moms for Liberty Goodbye: Finally Gets Tired of Listening to Parents (December 5, 2023)
- The Rise of the Tin Man Army: Your Guide to Facing the Inevitable Robot Apocalypse (December 5, 2023)
- Politicians’ Hilarious Attempt to Understand AI: Predicted to End in Utter Failure! (December 5, 2023)
- Federal Agencies’ New Motto: Shoot First, Ask Questions Later… or Never (December 5, 2023)
- The Mesmerizing Charisma of Gavin Newsom: A Masterclass in Political Theater (December 5, 2023)
- Breaking News: Contrary to Popular Belief, Some People Actually Liked Trump! (December 5, 2023)
- Liz Cheney: The Savior We Never Asked For (December 5, 2023)
- COP28: Protecting Our Future or Profiting from Destruction? A Masterclass in Climate Summit Theater (December 5, 2023)
- Supreme Court Shocker: Alito’s Masterclass in Ignoring Conflicts of Interest (December 5, 2023)
- From Russia with Love… or Not: How the LGBTQ Community Became Putin’s Worst Nightmare (December 5, 2023)
- Zuckerberg’s Donation: Buying Silence at Harvard (December 5, 2023)
- Home Prices to Plummet: Real Estate Tycoons Panic, Yachts on Sale (December 5, 2023)
- The Saga Continues: Prepare to Be Shocked and Amazed by Tommy Tuberville’s Next Move (December 5, 2023)
- YawnFest 2023: HBO’s Latest Masterpiece About a Political Figure You’ve Never Heard Of (December 5, 2023)
- 23andMe: Making Genetic Testing Fun and Profitable for Hackers! (December 5, 2023)
- Breaking News: Climate Crisis Solved! Hillary Clinton Discovers Magic Formula: More Women, Less CO2! (December 5, 2023)
- Cell Phone Bans: A Revolutionary Way to Breed Mindless Conformists (December 5, 2023)
- Stoltenberg’s Warning: Dystopia is Just Around the Corner! Get Your Popcorn Ready! (December 5, 2023)
- Unleashing the Power of Antisemitism: How a Philadelphia Restaurant Became a Playground for Bigots (December 5, 2023)
- Senator Sanders: Champion of Changing the World, One Aid Package at a Time (December 5, 2023)
- Education in Shambles: How America Perfected the Art of Failing Its Students (December 5, 2023)
- Breaking News: Autistic Children No Longer Need Hugs, Just USB Cables (December 5, 2023)
- Jen Psaki Takes on Nikki Haley’s Mythological Superpowers: Can She Really Be This Awesome? (December 5, 2023)
- Trump’s Attempt at Immunity: It’s Like Monopoly, But Instead of Go Directly to Jail, Collect Unlimited Power! (December 5, 2023)
- How Ukraine Aid Became the Talk of the Town: Move Aside Kardashians! (December 5, 2023)
- GOP Men Shamed for Letting Their Emotions Outshine Their Cold, Dead Hearts (December 5, 2023)
- Chris Christie’s Presidential Run: A Lesson in Futility and Farce (December 5, 2023)
- Kelsey Grammer’s Political Stance: The Unexpected Plot Twist We All Hoped to Avoid (December 5, 2023)
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- Wonka’: A Cinematic Dumpster Fire That Will Make Your Eyes Bleed (December 5, 2023)
- The Wealth Tax Saga: How the Haves and Have-Mores Might Lose Some Pocket Change (December 5, 2023)
- The Roseanne Chronicles: Navigating the Unhinged Mind (December 5, 2023)
- Speaker Johnson’s Impeachment Drama Unfolds: A Political Whirlwind (December 5, 2023)
- How Not to Woo GOP Donors: The Kari Lake Edition (December 5, 2023)
- From Sacred Secrets to Sordid Scandals: Inside the Dark World of the Mormon Church (December 5, 2023)
- Moms For Liberty Takes ‘Activism’ to a Whole New Level: The Ménage à Trois Edition (December 5, 2023)
- Barbie’s Cultural Appropriation Journey Continues: From Plastic Plaything to Cherokee Role Model (December 5, 2023)
- Trump’s Grand Conspiracy Theory: How DeSantis Secretly Controls the College Football Playoff (December 5, 2023)
- Nancy Pelosi: The Puppet Master of American Politics (December 5, 2023)
- The Giuliani Chronicles: A Comedy of Errors Unfolds in Court (December 5, 2023)
- Shocker: Political Party Gets Hacked! Prepare for the Groundbreaking Revelation of… Incompetence! (December 5, 2023)
- Breaking News: Ron DeSantis Discovers Perfect Cure for Affordable Healthcare – Just Get Rid of It! (December 5, 2023)
- Is George Santos Too Controversial for the Liberal Media? Shocking Revelations! (December 4, 2023)
- Survey Confirms: Suffering Makes People Grumpy, Who Knew? (December 4, 2023)
- Lindsey Graham: Trump’s Second Term—Because One Wasn’t Enough! (December 4, 2023)
- Putin Takes On the Middle East: Can He Out-Vodka the Sheikhs? (December 4, 2023)
- The Art of the Grift: How Santos Mastered the Transition from Politics to Personalized Videos (December 4, 2023)
- Burgergate: When ‘Food’ Replaces Facts in Politics (December 4, 2023)
- Internal Bickering: Koch Network Stands United Behind Nikki Haley (or Not) (December 4, 2023)
- The Art of the Deal: Trump’s Genius Move to Abandon NATO and Build a Fence Around Mar-a-Lago (December 4, 2023)
- Variety Commits Fashion Atrocity: Billie Eilish Outed in a Tank Top from 2019! (December 4, 2023)
- Empty Pockets, Full Hearts: White House Scrambles to Bail Out Ukraine (December 4, 2023)
- Jeff Bezos: The Heroic Philanthropist Who Singlehandedly Solved Homelessness with a Mere $120 Million (December 4, 2023)
- From Retail to Running: Malls Attempt to Keep Consumers on Their Toes (December 4, 2023)
- Prayer vs. Treadmills: The Epic Battle for Weight Loss Supremacy! (December 4, 2023)
- Trump’s Mind Control: How He Turned Millions into Willing Tin Foil Hat Wearers! (December 4, 2023)
- Swampy Politics 101: When Roger Stone Becomes Your Trusted Advisor (December 4, 2023)
- Twitter Thunderdome: Trump and De Niro Duke It Out in 280 Characters (December 4, 2023)
- From Sunshine State to Cornfield Crusader: DeSantis’ Epic Quest for the Iowa Caucuses Will Definitely Solve Florida’s Problems! (December 4, 2023)
- Trickle-Down Charity: How Billionaires Made 8% Look Like 100% (December 4, 2023)
- Breaking News: Journalist Mistakenly Allowed to Think for Herself on Fox News (December 4, 2023)
- Biden Obliterates Boebert’s Delusions: Conspiracy Theorist Left in Tears! (December 4, 2023)
- Defense Secretary Shockingly Discovers Civilians Are Important in Wars! (December 4, 2023)
- Coal Plants Beware: John Kerry is Here to Save the World… One Sanctimonious Lecture at a Time (December 4, 2023)
- Inflate Your Wealth, Forget About the Rest: A Step-by-Step Guide to Becoming Part of the Economic Elite (December 4, 2023)
- McCarthy’s Future Uncertain: Is It Time for Him to Pack His Punches and Go? (December 4, 2023)
- Oh Look, Another Tool for Big Brother: How Automated License Plate Readers Are Making Privacy a Thing of the Past! (December 4, 2023)
- Purdue Pharma and the Sacklers: A Masterclass in Dodging Accountability (December 4, 2023)
- Sleepwalking into Dictatorship: Liz Cheney’s Nightmares of a Republican House Majority in 2025 (December 4, 2023)
- Less Competition, Higher Fares: The Perfect Recipe for Airline Success (December 4, 2023)
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- From Lattes to Light Beer: The Sinister Plot to Ruin Christmas by Not Making Everything Christmas-Themed (December 4, 2023)
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- Ron DeSantis: Paving the Way for a New Era of Irrelevance and Political Ineptitude (December 4, 2023)
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- Texas GOP’s Bold Move: Banning Rationality, Embracing Hate and Ignorance with Open Arms! (December 3, 2023)
- Liz Cheney’s Shocking Revelation: Republicans Hate the Constitution (December 3, 2023)
- Hold My Beer, Ukraine: NATO Chief Vows to Support You Through All the Ups and Downs (December 3, 2023)
- Trump Declares Himself the Supreme Overlord of Democracy (And Other Hilarious Jokes) (December 3, 2023)
- GOP’s Hide-and-Seek Champion: Tricking Voters Away from Reproductive Rights! (December 3, 2023)
- Governor Whitman Unveils Titanic Revelation: Republican Party Missing, Presumed Dead (December 3, 2023)
- Florida Governor’s Super PAC: The Ultimate Talent Show for Leadership Dropout Stars (December 3, 2023)
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- DeSantis-Newsom Showdown: Proof That Words Speak Louder Than Solutions (December 1, 2023)
- Hypocrisy Reloaded: DeSantis Demands Resignation… Except His Own (December 1, 2023)
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- Steve Scalise: A Case Study in Being in the Right Place, But Doing Absolutely Nothing (December 1, 2023)
- GOP House Majority: Melting Away Faster than a Popsicle in July (December 1, 2023)
- Make America Violent Again: Unleashing the True Potential of Trump’s Political Project (December 1, 2023)
- Theocracy 101: When Sunday Sermons Become Right-Wing Propaganda (December 1, 2023)
- Bob Iger vs. Elon Musk: Clash of the Titans or Overgrown Schoolyard Fight? (December 1, 2023)
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- Trump’s Wild Accusations: Judge’s Wife Exposed as Mastermind of Courtroom Drama (December 1, 2023)
- Dick Durbin’s Unforgivable Crime: Using Republican Tactics Against Republicans (December 1, 2023)
- Meta Saves the Day: World Declares Fake Accounts Extinct! (December 1, 2023)
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- Family Values at Their Finest: GOP Chair Accused of Rape (December 1, 2023)
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- Gun Violence Archive: Where Numbers Ruin All the Fun! (November 30, 2023)
- Trump Discovers Compassion and Logic Overnight: Suddenly Declares Love for Black Lives Matter (November 30, 2023)
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- Moms for Liberty: Because Who Needs Equality When You Can Have Bigotry? (November 30, 2023)
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- Masterclass in Democracy: Two Republicans in Arizona Teach Us How to Subvert Elections! (November 30, 2023)
- Kevin McCarthy: The Poster Boy for Spineless Politics (November 30, 2023)
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- Biden Strikes Back: Unveils Ad Showing Trump Juggling Health Insurance (November 30, 2023)
- The Hunter Biden Show: Witness the Unflinching Courage of Public Testimony! Hurry, Get Your Tickets! (November 30, 2023)
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- Repeating History for Dummies: Lessons in Cluelessness from the House Speaker (November 30, 2023)
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- Lauren Boebert’s Math Skills Brutally Taken to the Woodshed by Social Security Official (November 30, 2023)
- Kissinger: The War Criminal Who Stole Our Hearts (and Lives) (November 30, 2023)
- We Can Definitely Trust Liz Cheney’s Memoir: A Masterpiece of Accuracy and Objectivity (Not Really) (November 30, 2023)
- Trump vs. Debates: How He Bought His Way Out (November 30, 2023)
- Move Over, Thin Privilege: Colorado Embraces the Fuller Figure, Bans ‘Fatphobia’ Discrimination (November 29, 2023)
- Orange Is the New Outreach: Trump’s Hilarious Quest to Win Over Young Voters (November 29, 2023)
- Trump’s Not Eating?! McCarthy to the Rescue: How One GOP Congressman Became a Personal Chef (November 29, 2023)
- Trump Discovers His Soft Spot for Accused Sexual Predators (November 29, 2023)
- Fox News’ Hunter Biden Obsession: A Masterclass in Avoiding Real News (November 29, 2023)
- Glowing GDP Figures Confirm: The Only Way is Up, Baby! Don’t Mind the Burning Planet! (November 29, 2023)
- Holy Guacamole! GOP’s Secret Ceremony Unveiled: Trump, the Orange Messiah (November 29, 2023)
- Conviction? No Problem! Home Depot’s Bernie Marcus Vows to Stand by Trump, Because Once a Con Artist, Always a Con Artist! (November 29, 2023)
- Breaking News: House Republicans Launch a Website to Hunt Unicorns and Prove Biden’s Corruption (November 29, 2023)
- From Annihilation to Renovation: Trump’s Marvelous Pivot on ObamaCare! (November 29, 2023)
- Gasp! Liz Cheney Reveals Shocking Secret: Republicans Can Lie Too! (November 29, 2023)
- GOP Shatters Hope for Public Spectacle: Denies Hunter Biden’s Plea for Reality Show (November 29, 2023)
- Huckabee’s Brilliant Strategy: Impeaching Biden, the Surefire Way to Make Progress! (November 29, 2023)
- Masterclass in Innocence: Hunter Biden Teaches Us How to Exonerate Yourself with Style (November 28, 2023)
- The Koch Brothers Choose Their Puppet: Nikki Haley Gets a Thumbs Up! (November 28, 2023)
- Exclusive: Kim Jong Un’s Spy Satellite Reveals the White House’s Secret Recipe for Fried Chicken! (November 28, 2023)
- AI Guardrails: Just Fancy Decorations or Useless Add-ons? (November 28, 2023)
- The Delusional Optimism of Rep. Mike Turner: A Masterclass in Ignoring Reality (November 28, 2023)
- Newsom and DeSantis Lock Horns: A Verbal Sparring Match for the Ages! (November 28, 2023)
- Retired General Advises Biden: ‘Innocent Lives? Who Needs ‘Em! (November 28, 2023)
- Profiles in Cowardice: Mike Pence’s Sacrifice for Trump (November 28, 2023)
- America’s Favorite Puppet Masters Choose Nikki Haley as Their Next Marionette: Democracy Weeps (November 28, 2023)
- When In Doubt, Blame Women: Russia’s Path to Population Growth (November 28, 2023)
- Breaking News: Universe Altered, Laws of Logic and Reasoning Repealed to Accommodate Ex-President’s Cognitive Prowess (November 28, 2023)
- Congress Finally Gets Its Act Together: A Tale of Fairy Tales (November 28, 2023)
- ProPublica Exposes the Dark Secrets of Welfare Abusers; Readers Shocked to Learn That Poor People Exist (November 28, 2023)
- Shortages Schmortages: Biden’s Plan to Bolster Drug Manufacturing is the Rarest Gem… Like Unicorn Tears! (November 28, 2023)
- Dating Standards: A Comprehensive Guide to Abolishing Personal Preferences (November 28, 2023)
- Frustration in Chaos: Congress Realizes It’s Hard to Lie When People are Watching! (November 28, 2023)
- All Access Denied: A Tragic Tale of Trump’s Subpoena Dreams Gone Awry (November 28, 2023)
- Trump’s Healthcare Whack-a-Mole: Here We Go Again! (November 28, 2023)
- Global AI Agreement Declares Siri and Alexa as Supreme Overlords of Humanity (November 28, 2023)
- Enchanting Decorations at White House Provide Temporary Escape from Reality (November 28, 2023)
- Eradicating Wealth Inequality: A Supreme Court Comedy Special (November 28, 2023)
- Activists Crush Republican Dreams of Abortion Ban Exception Compromise (November 28, 2023)
- The World According to AOC: Corruption, Conspiracies, and Israel’s Misuse of Aid (November 28, 2023)
- Tanks on Fire! Chelyabinsk Tractor Plant Demonstrates Its Flaming Expertise (November 27, 2023)
- Trump’s Grand Power Play: Who Needs Democracy When You Can Have a Dictator? (November 27, 2023)
- Countdown to Drama: Iowa Caucuses Delivering a Trump-sized Reality Check (November 27, 2023)
- From Drill Baby Drill to Hug Trees and Smile: Biden Unlocks the Secret to Endless Oil Production (November 27, 2023)
- Trump’s Heroic Reception: A Deafening Chorus of… What Exactly? (November 27, 2023)
- Move Over, Peace Talks! Elon Musk to Solve Middle East Crisis with Rockets and Memes (November 27, 2023)
- Grandstanding for Dummies: Matt Gaetz’s Masterclass in Alienating Everyone (November 27, 2023)
- The Great Bannon Illusion: How to Fail Upward in Politics (November 27, 2023)
- Trump’s Rallies: Who Needs Boring Politics When You Can Have a Fan Convention? (November 27, 2023)
- Oh No, the Tech Giants are Crying Over a Few Regulations! (November 27, 2023)
- Breaking News: Laws are Meant to be Broken, According to Rep. Santos (November 27, 2023)
- MTG: Unleashing Fiction and Conspiracy Theories with Style (November 27, 2023)
- The Thrilling Rerun: Brace Yourself for Lockdown 2.0, Electric Boogaloo (November 27, 2023)
- Building New Housing in a World of Soaring Prices: A Bold Move or Just Plain Crazy? (November 27, 2023)
- Harry Potter and the Chinese Rejuvenation: How Xi Jinping Became the Master of Magic (November 27, 2023)
- Coal: Proven to be Your Friendly Neighborhood Serial Killer (November 27, 2023)
- The Broke Elephant: The Sad Tale of the RNC’s Empty Pockets (November 27, 2023)
- Loneliness: The Ultimate Health Trend! Get Your Cold and Heart Failure Combo Now! (November 27, 2023)
- Russian Women Declare Picnics More Important Than National Security (November 27, 2023)
- The Radical Dating App Etiquette: Kindness – The Unexpected Game Changer (November 27, 2023)
- Congress Gives Itself an Early Christmas Present: a Nice Heaping Pile of Problems in January (November 27, 2023)
- Breaking News: Biden’s Unforgivable Sin! He… Handled Documents? (November 27, 2023)
- Lawmaker’s Deep Dive into the Dark Side of Tinsel: The Sinister Secrets Behind Your Christmas Tree (November 27, 2023)
- Fox News Delivers Pulitzer-Worthy Reporting: “Biden Drinks Water Like a Mortal” (November 27, 2023)
- Republicans Suffer Existential Crisis as Democrats Dare to Challenge Billionaires’ Tax Breaks! (November 27, 2023)
- Who Needs Laws? Trump Teaches Us the Art of Pre-Enforcement! (November 27, 2023)
- Germany’s Austerity Obsession: A Masterclass in Shooting Oneself in the Foot (November 27, 2023)
- ACA Drama: Trump Takes Flamethrower to Obamacare, Biden Responds with Satirical Superpowers (November 27, 2023)
- 2024 Election Threatened by Imaginary Threats. Judges Demand More Popcorn. (November 27, 2023)
- Breaking News: iPhone’s ‘NameDrop’ Update Responsible for the Death of Manners and Social Etiquette (November 27, 2023)
- Breaking News: Trump Discovers Empathy! Evangelicals Left Wondering What Happened (November 27, 2023)
- Trump: The Mastermind Behind All Evil in America, According to Christie (November 27, 2023)
- In a Stunning Reversal, Trump Discovers the Joys of ‘Moderate’ Abortion Policies (November 27, 2023)
- Biden’s Bold Move: Ignoring His Own Party and Powering Through for a Second Term (November 27, 2023)
- Tom Cotton’s Time Travel: A Journey through Alternative Realities (November 27, 2023)
- Mitt Romney’s Checklist for 2024: Anybody But Trump, Except That One Guy (November 27, 2023)
- Beat the System: 15 Affordable Retirement Havens That Will Make Your Friends Jealous (November 27, 2023)
- Raskin Accuses Trump of Financial Corruption: Water is Wet, the Sky is Blue! (November 27, 2023)
- Tweeting Won’t Stop Migrants, but at Least We’ll Have Memes to Remember Them By (November 27, 2023)
- Ramos vs. Trump: As Predictable as the Sunrise, as Self-Centered as Ever (November 27, 2023)
- Fox News Spreads Misinformation: Hamas’ Secret Plot to Hide Nonexistent American Hostages (November 27, 2023)
- Republican Rep. Ken Buck Commits Cardinal Sin of Telling the Truth: Party Outraged! (November 27, 2023)
- Releasing Capitol Footage from Jan. 6: A Revolutionary Technique to Confirm Biased Conspiracy Theories! (November 27, 2023)
- From Splitsville to Happinessville: Unicorns and Rainbows in the World of Divorce Mediation (November 27, 2023)
- Trump Dubs Evangelical Leader a Master of Deception: “Accountant Turned Endorsement King! (November 27, 2023)
- Well, Well, Well, The Cognitive Decline Chronicles: A Riveting Tale of Unsubstantiated Concerns (November 27, 2023)
- The Art of Denial: Fox News’ Masterclass in Dodging Accountability (November 27, 2023)
- Obesity Drugs for Everyone: Because Our Willpower is Nonexistent (November 27, 2023)
- The Unholy Union: GOP and Trump, A Match Made in Political Hell (November 27, 2023)
- Biden Administration’s Economic Truth Bombs Leave Fox News Reeling (November 27, 2023)
- Truth or Dare: George Santos Shows Us How to Win by Lying (November 27, 2023)
- Public Schools: The New Public Enemy Number One According to Republicans! (November 24, 2023)
- Dolly Parton’s New Single: ‘Cheerleader, Jolene, Cheerleader’ – A Disco-infused Anthem (November 24, 2023)
- Infiltrating the QAnon Cult: A Guide to Surviving Town Hall Insanity (November 24, 2023)
- Déjà Vu: China’s Pneumonia Palooza Takes Us Back to the Good Ol’ COVID Days (November 24, 2023)
- National Shopping Spree: How Americans Embrace the True Spirit of Thanksgiving by Maxing Out Credit Cards (November 24, 2023)
- Cartoon: Trump collar (November 24, 2023)
- Rob Reiner’s Battle Cry: Let’s Save the World from ‘Fascist’ Trump, Because Substance and Reason Are Overrated! (November 24, 2023)
- The Never-Ending Trial: How Trump’s Lawyers Found the Perfect Way to Waste Everyone’s Time (November 24, 2023)
- Breaking News: Your Vote Only Counts if You Care About Democracy and Abortion (November 24, 2023)
- Breaking News: Threats of Violence Now Considered Casual Dinner Conversation (November 24, 2023)
- Hold onto Your Tin Foil Hats: NASA Predicts Space Drama with Incoming Solar Storm (November 24, 2023)
- The Pigocalypse: How These Feral Super Pigs Plan to Conquer America (November 24, 2023)
- The Hug Heard ‘Round the World: How One Georgia Republican’s Embrace Shook the Foundations of Decency (November 24, 2023)
- Fear and Loathing in Missouri: How Republicans Are Trying to Keep Their Citizens Miserable (November 24, 2023)
- Giuliani’s Accounting Skills: A Comedy of Errors (November 24, 2023)
- Delightful Doodles: How Trump’s Stick Figures Could Bring About His Downfall (November 24, 2023)
- Haley’s Comet: A Political Spectacle That Threatens DeSantis’ Self-Proclaimed Stellar Status (November 22, 2023)
- Elon Musk says SpaceX will soon be ready for third flight of Starship (November 22, 2023)
- Can’t Hold My Laughter: The Supreme Court’s Mockery of Ethics! (November 22, 2023)
- Ungrateful Macy’s Employees Dare to Stand Up for Their Rights on Black Friday (November 22, 2023)
- AI-Powered Sports Betting: Because Wasting Your Money Needed an Upgrade! (November 22, 2023)
- The ‘Art’ of Incompetence: Trump’s Trifecta of Danger (November 22, 2023)
- Corruption 101: A Tutorial for Aspiring Politicians (November 22, 2023)
- OpenAI: The Reality Show that AI Built (November 22, 2023)
- Food Stamps and Firearms: The Recipe for Supreme Court Drama! (November 22, 2023)
- Mexico: The New Abortion Mecca for Desperate American Women – Sorry, Alabama! (November 22, 2023)
- Monaco Yacht Show: A Middle Finger to Mother Nature! (November 22, 2023)
- Breaking News: Greene and Lee Discover That Water is Wet, Skies Are Blue, and the FBI Wasn’t Behind January 6th! (November 22, 2023)
- Conservatives Rally Behind Elon Musk: Proving Once Again That Ignorance is Bliss! (November 22, 2023)
- Making Education Great Again: GOP’s Master Plan to Reserve Quality Education for the Elite. (November 22, 2023)
- 2024: The Great Republican Race to Build the Biggest Wall! (November 22, 2023)
- Trump’s Populism: A Trendy Fashion Statement or Lasting Dumpster Fire? (November 22, 2023)
- Breaking News: Kim Jong Un Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize in Satellite Photography (November 22, 2023)
- 2024 GOP Presidential Race: Get Ready for Another Round of Repetitive Nonsense! (November 22, 2023)
- Christie Takes a Stand: In Search of the Most Effective Way to Lose Against Trump (November 22, 2023)
- Trump’s MAGA Movement Sets Out to Replace Bald Eagles With Twitter Trolls! (November 22, 2023)
- Sam Altman Returns to OpenAI: A Tale of Absolute Madness (November 22, 2023)
- Unmasking Trump’s True Identity: Traitor or Just a Disappointing Clown? (November 22, 2023)
- The Perks of Trump’s Administration: A Delusional Nostalgia Trip (November 22, 2023)
- From Rioter to Comedian: Giustino’s Hilarious Take on Due Process (November 22, 2023)
- The Washington Post’s Masterpiece: Gaslighting the Unpopularity of Republican Policies (November 22, 2023)
- Republicans Discover Secret Formula: Add Nikki Haley, Subtract Logic on Abortion (November 22, 2023)
- Rolling Back Regulations: Because Protecting the Environment is Overrated – And Who Needs Clean Air and Water Anyway? (November 22, 2023)
- Move Over, Defense Budget: Pentagon Prioritizes Diversity Initiatives with $114 Million Request (November 22, 2023)
- Minot Air Force Base: Defending Democracy or Dictating Dogma? (November 22, 2023)
- Trump’s Golden Showers Confession: Revelations from the Personal Hygiene Chronicles of a Former President (November 22, 2023)
- Democrats Discover the Ultimate Distraction: Trump as the Permanent Headliner! (November 22, 2023)
- Mar-a-Lago: Where MAGA, Christianity, and Tuxedos Converge in a Perfect Storm (November 22, 2023)
- Judge Considers Revoking Bond, Declares War on Keyboard Warriors! (November 22, 2023)
- Elon Musk and Trump: Can You Smell the Bromance? (November 22, 2023)
- Trump Allies Seek Keyboard Warriors to Overthrow Government: America’s New ‘Marching Band’ (November 22, 2023)
- The Chaotic Chronicles: How Republicans Turned Democracy Into a Mad Hatter’s Tea Party! (November 22, 2023)
- From the Oval Office to the Big House: Trump Faces the Ultimate Law and Order Special Edition (November 22, 2023)
- The Bright Side of Irresponsible Governance: Congressman’s Creative Plan to Bankrupt Social Security Faster! (November 22, 2023)
- When Incompetence Meets Dud: Argentina’s Hilarious Political Transition (November 22, 2023)
- Russia Gives Global Economy a Middle Finger: Slashes Seaborne Crude Flows (November 22, 2023)
- The Rolling Stones: Still Alive and Kicking, Touring North America Just to Rub It In (November 21, 2023)
- Donald Trump’s Health Report: A Masterpiece of Vagueness and Evasion (November 21, 2023)
- Bromance Chronicles: Putin’s Heartbreak Over China’s Betrayal! (November 21, 2023)
- Who Needs Equal Voting Rights Anyway? Federal Court Says Discrimination is In! (November 21, 2023)
- The End of Manchin: Democrats Eagerly Await Opportunity to Actually Get Things Done (November 20, 2023)
- The CEO Marketers Love to Hate: Linda Yaccarino’s Guide to Controversial Advertising (November 20, 2023)
- Breaking News: Trump Discovered to Possess Mind Control Abilities, Capitol Attack Linked to His Jedi Mind Tricks! (November 20, 2023)
- Eligibility 101: Forget Birth Certificates, Now It’s All About Your Insurrection Status! (November 20, 2023)
- Insurrection? More Like a Casual Wednesday Stroll: Trump’s Path to Acquittal (November 20, 2023)
- Rep. Wilson’s Psychic Powers Validated: Tapes Confirm Jan. 6 Was World’s ‘Best Insurrection (November 20, 2023)
- Who Needs Qualified Officers? Senators Turn Military Confirmations into a Reality TV Game Show (November 20, 2023)
- Pink Throws the Book at DeSantis: A Pop Star’s Brave Battle Against Book Bans and Boredom (November 20, 2023)
- Throw Away the Key: Ex-RNC Chair Demands Trump’s Incarceration (November 20, 2023)
- Hypocrites Unite: GOP Suddenly Discovers Ethics When It’s Convenient (November 20, 2023)
- Breaking News: Trump Discovers Atlanta’s Duplicated Ballots Were Actually Alien Experiments! (November 20, 2023)
- Republicans’ Unfiltered Revolution: Watch the Capitol Riot without the Annoyance of Critical Thinking! (November 20, 2023)
- Democratic Party Shaken to Its Core as Senator Manchin Considers Thinking for Himself (November 20, 2023)
- Republicans: America-Haters Extraordinaire! (November 20, 2023)
- Fistfights in Congress: A Stroke of Genius or Missed Opportunity for Cage Matches? (November 20, 2023)
- Moms for Liberty: Intolerant of Tolerating Intolerance (November 16, 2023)
- Barbra Streisand’s Guide to Political Engagement: How to Drown Out Reason with Melodrama (November 16, 2023)
- Marjorie Taylor Greene’s New Book: A Masterpiece of Fiction and Fantasy! (November 16, 2023)
- Pepsi’s Plastic Love Affair: Who Knew Aquatic Suffocation Could Be So Hip?! (November 16, 2023)
- Moms for Liberty: The Dangerous Rise of the Playdate Politicians (November 16, 2023)
- The Sky’s the Limit: British Airways Crew’s Failed Robbery Plot Could’ve Been a Hit Show In An Alternate Universe (November 16, 2023)
- AI’s Astrophotography Masterpiece: A Stunning Picture of the Sun’s Polar Regions (as No Human Has Ever Seen Because They Were Too Busy Doing Real Science) (November 16, 2023)
- Beware, America: Trump’s Second Coming Could Be Even More Terrifying Than the First! (November 16, 2023)
- Biden’s Armada: A Spectacular Flop Show! (November 16, 2023)
- Abbott Succumbs to Trump Spell: Another One Bites the Dust (November 16, 2023)
- Forget Peaceful Solutions: Osama bin Laden’s Unexpected Wisdom Shakes Young Americans (November 16, 2023)
- Moms for Liberty: A Masterclass in Dodging Responsibility (November 16, 2023)
- The Washington Post’s Revolutionary Idea: Let’s Elect a Wrestler as President! (November 16, 2023)
- GOP Lobbyist in Ties with Russia: An Unprecedented Shocker, Only the Millionth of Its Kind! (November 16, 2023)
- How the Red Cup Ruins Lives: A Story of Bravery and Sacrifice at Starbucks (November 16, 2023)
- Trump’s Revenge Saga: A Presidential Vendetta of Epic Proportions (November 16, 2023)
- Congressional Thunderdome: Trump-inspired Politicians Ready to Throw Down in Brutal Battle for Power (November 16, 2023)
- Ronna McDaniel: The Gift That Keeps on Giving… to Her Critics (November 16, 2023)
- Flying Saucers and Alien Abductions: How the Government Outdid Itself in Wasting Your Hard-Earned Money (November 16, 2023)
- Walking is So Last Century: Join the Caravanners and Scooter Enthusiasts in the Race to Respiratory Ruin (November 16, 2023)
- Victim-in-Chief Strikes Again: Trump Channels the Plight of Latin Americans to Boost His Ego (November 16, 2023)
- In the World of Politics, Even Geniuses Can Fail: The Unfortunate Saga of Peter Thiel (November 16, 2023)
- Truth Social: Where Money Goes to Die (November 16, 2023)
- Breaking News: Senator Manchin Opting for Party-Hopping Over Rebuilding His Reputation (November 16, 2023)
- When Ad-hominem Attacks Pass for Political Discourse: The Owens-Shapiro Spectacle (November 16, 2023)
- IRS Accused of Discrimination: Conservative Watchdog Demands Safe Space (November 16, 2023)
- Gallagher’s Grand Whack-A-Mole Plan: Banning the World into Prosperity! (November 16, 2023)
- A Year of Pointless Confrontations: Congress Strikes Again! (November 16, 2023)
- Holy Hypocrisy: Rep. Mike Johnson & His Unholy Alliance (November 15, 2023)
- Biden’s Nominees: A Threat to the Status Quo of White Male Judges (November 15, 2023)
- Lawyers Gone Wild: Admitting to Leaking Witness Videos for Fun and Profit! (November 15, 2023)
- Michigan Judge Shatters Dreams of Trump Detractors: He’s Here to Stay, Folks! (November 15, 2023)
- Politics Gone Wild: A Ridiculous Journey through the Land of Incompetence (November 15, 2023)
- Insurance Executives Refused to Pay for the Cancer Treatment That Could Have Saved Him. This Is How They Did It. (November 15, 2023)
- Lights, Camera, Yawn: Hollywood’s Shallow Victory in the Settled Actors’ Strike (November 15, 2023)
- The Art of Delusion: How Biden and Xi Plan to Solve Global Issues with a Hug (November 15, 2023)
- GOP Shocks the World by Doing Their Job: Passes Funding Bill (November 15, 2023)
- The Roadmap to Reproductive Oppression: Screw Congress, We’ll Do It Ourselves! (November 15, 2023)
- Johnson Defends Trump’s Coup Attempt: A Masterclass in Ignoring Reality (November 15, 2023)
- Exclusive: Biden Secretly Trained in Ancient Jedi Arts to Eliminate the Wealth Gap! (November 15, 2023)
- The Great Mystery of the Missing Savings Account: A Tale of Intrigue in Politics (November 15, 2023)
- “When Crazy Meets Crazier: A Spectacle of Absurdity in Hannity’s Interview (November 15, 2023)
- Liz Cheney: The Politician Who Doesn’t Hold Back, Calls Out McDaniel’s “Selective Hearing (November 14, 2023)
- Trump Trial: Lights, Camera, Alternative Facts! (November 14, 2023)
- Supreme Court’s New ‘Corruption-Restraining’ Code: Grab Your Popcorn, It’s Showtime! (November 14, 2023)
- 2024 Election: Prepare to Witness the Dumpster Fire of the Century! (November 14, 2023)
- The Battle for the Throne: Obama vs. Biden (November 14, 2023)
- White House Solves Women’s Health Crisis with Magical Recommendations! (November 14, 2023)
- Putin Proactively Protects Power by Getting Rid of Competition…Again. (November 14, 2023)
- Jim Jordan’s Guide to Ignoring Boundaries: A Lesson in Delusion (November 14, 2023)
- Democrats Hesitant to Save the Day: Speaker Johnson’s Plan to Avert a Shutdown Met with Suspicion and Eye Rolls (November 14, 2023)
- When Antisemitism is the Theme: Join the “March for Israel” Featuring Controversial Speaker! (November 14, 2023)
- The GOP’s Vermingate: How Trump’s Rhetoric is Putting their Hypocrisy on Full Display (November 14, 2023)
- Fox News Discovers Yet Another Reason to Get Their Tinsel in a Tangle: Wauwatosa’s “Offensive” Email on Holiday Decorations! (November 14, 2023)
- Constitutional Showdown: Raskin Schools Johnson on Christian Nationalism (November 14, 2023)
- When Facts Are Optional: Newsmax Host Invents New Voter Qualification Based on Property Ownership (November 14, 2023)
- Psaki’s Prophecy: Trump’s Second Term Spells the End of Civilization as We Know It (November 13, 2023)
- Trump’s Masterclass in Victimology: A Guide to Crying Like a ‘Strong’ Leader (November 13, 2023)
- Move Aside, Founding Fathers: QAnon Shaman Brings Revolutionary Fashion Statement to Congress (November 13, 2023)
- The ‘Unrestrained Chainsaw’ Plan: Because Who Needs a Functioning Government Anyway? (November 13, 2023)
- Impeaching the Impeachable: Marjorie Taylor Greene Takes Aim at DHS Chief (November 13, 2023)
- Hunter Biden: The Real Threat to Democracy According to Greg Murphy and His Taxpayer-Funded Fox News Fan Club (November 13, 2023)
- The Never-Ending Saga of Trump’s Alternate Reality (November 13, 2023)
- Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Commits the Ultimate Etiquette Crime on a Plane (November 13, 2023)
- When Life Gives You Melting Ice, Build a Nuclear City: The U.S. Army’s Guide to Not Conquering the Soviets (November 13, 2023)
- Hobby Lobby Discovers Revolutionary Business Model: Alienating Customers, One Religion at a Time (November 13, 2023)
- From Biotech to Ballots: Vivek Ramaswamy Shows us How to Rule the World! (November 12, 2023)
- Trump’s Wild Idea: Let’s Use the Justice Department as a Political Weapon, Because That’s Totally Normal (November 10, 2023)
- Trump’s Biggest Fanboy Turns On Him: Peter Thiel Sings a Different Tune (November 10, 2023)
- Vince McMahon plans to sell a big chunk of his shares in WWE parent company TKO (November 10, 2023)
- Swalwell and Jordan: A Tale of Two Politicians, One with a Sense of Humor, the Other… Not So Much (November 9, 2023)
- Breaking News: Caramac Bars Discontinued—Cue the Chocolate Hysteria! (November 9, 2023)
- Israel’s Humanitarian ‘Pauses’ in Gaza: A Masterclass in Lip Service (November 9, 2023)
- When Direct Democracy Doesn’t Go Your Way: A Republican’s Guide to Undermining Elections (November 9, 2023)
- Budget Cuts Galore: Why Stop at Kamala’s Office? Let’s Defund Everything! (November 9, 2023)
- Virgin Galactic’s Magical Transformation: From Space Tourism to Unemployment Heaven (November 9, 2023)
- Heat Record Broken: Global Warming Keeps Ignoring Our Denial (November 9, 2023)
- 2023 Sexiest Man Alive: Who Needs Fresh Faces When We Can Look Backwards? (November 9, 2023)
- The Seven Deadly Sins of Twitter: How X Ruined Your Online Experience Forever (November 9, 2023)
- Grok vs. ChatGPT: The Battle for World Chatbot Domination – Who Will Reign Supreme? (November 9, 2023)
- Putin’s Health Crisis: Brought to You by Anonymous Internet Trolls! (November 9, 2023)
- Trump’s Threat to Democracy: The Media’s Masterclass in Superficiality and Clickbait Frenzy (November 9, 2023)
- Lights, Cameras, Strikes! Hollywood Finally Decides to Stop Ruining Our Lives (November 9, 2023)
- The Lincoln Project Strikes Again: Ivanka Trump, the Wealthy Turncoat (November 9, 2023)
- Kentucky Governor Proves Bigots Wrong, Wins Election Despite Anti-Trans Propaganda (November 9, 2023)
- Trump vs. Hitler: Who Wore Their Controversial Hairdo Better? (November 9, 2023)
- Throw Out Experience! Texas Votes for Inexperienced Judges (November 9, 2023)
- Incredible! The GOP Discovers That Losing Elections is Not a Winning Strategy! (November 9, 2023)
- Andy Beshear’s path to reelection as Kentucky governor went through Trump country (November 8, 2023)
- Playing the Amnesia Card: Ivanka Trump’s Masterclass in Forgetting Just the Right Details (November 8, 2023)
- Dems Win Big, Cable TV Struggles To Cover Its Collective Ass (November 8, 2023)
- Trump Lawyer Guarantees Presidential Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card (November 7, 2023)
- When Integrity Takes a Backseat: Tucker Carlson’s Wild Ride, Courtesy of Fox News (November 7, 2023)
- Unveiling the Disastrous Real Estate Saga of the Trump Dynasty (November 7, 2023)
- In the Land of Mediocrity, House Republicans Shine Bright with Their 12% Approval Rating (November 7, 2023)
- House Republicans Unite in Disarray; Country Braces for Mediocrity Yet Again (November 7, 2023)
- Mark Meadows Exposed: The Art of Bullsh*tting, Now in Courtrooms Near You! (November 7, 2023)
- Senate Republicans’ Border Proposal: Schumer Says ‘No Way José (November 7, 2023)
- Trump’s January 6th Connection: Get Ready for the Bombshell That Could Rewrite Political History, Courtesy of Jack Smith (November 7, 2023)
- Biden Unleashes $16.4B Stimulus on Amtrak – Choo-Choo, Mother****ers! (November 7, 2023)
- Bear Breaks Bad – Steals Taco Bell Delivery, Florida Family Devastated! (November 7, 2023)
- From White House Spokeswoman to Trump’s Megaphone: Sarah Huckabee Sanders is Back, Y’all! (November 7, 2023)
- Glenn Youngkin: The King of Transparency or the Lord of Helicopter Parents? (November 7, 2023)
- Kirk Cameron Declares War on Scholastic’s Smutty Books in Epic Book Fair Showdown! (November 7, 2023)
- Big Insurance’s Foul Play: When Greed Trumps Cancer (November 7, 2023)
- Politics Nosedive: Scandals, Money, and the Spectacle of It All – A Reality Show Gone Wrong! (November 7, 2023)
- When Tragedy Meets Satire: Exploring the Murderous Punchlines of Hamas (November 7, 2023)
- Auto Contracts Unveiled: The Ugly Truth Behind the Shiny Bumpers (November 7, 2023)
- The Great Political Extravaganza: U.S. Election Day’s Greatest Hits! (November 7, 2023)
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